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Hi All! - gimpgrl163 - 02-24-2011
Hey everyone - been addicted to the crime forums since beginning of this month after stumbling across Mock for the JC & LS thread. Awesome site here!
And take it easy on me, I'm trying to load my avatar but it says I don't have access.
RE: Hi All! - Lady Cop - 02-24-2011
welcome, got your email, will let you in now.
your functions are enabled.
RE: Hi All! - gimpgrl163 - 02-24-2011
Thanks for the welcome!
RE: Hi All! - Huggy Lowdown - 02-24-2011
This is a crime forum? WTF? I thought it was flypaper for inbred redundants.
RE: Hi All! - BlueTiki - 02-24-2011
Welcome, gimpy.
You know I gotta ask . . .
Temporary placard or permanent gimpy plates?
Oh wait . . . she's a member.
She might not come back to newbieville and enlighten me.
Now that's smooth!
RE: Hi All! - gimpgrl163 - 02-24-2011
(02-24-2011, 02:15 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: Welcome, gimpy.
You know I gotta ask . . .
Temporary placard or permanent gimpy plates?
Oh wait . . . she's a member.
She might not come back to newbieville and enlighten me.
Now that's smooth!
Well..... neither. It's a handle I've used for years since that whole scene in Pulp Fiction.
RE: Hi All! - BlueTiki - 02-24-2011
(02-24-2011, 02:47 PM)gimpgrl163 Wrote:(02-24-2011, 02:15 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: Temporary placard or permanent gimpy plates?
Well..... neither. It's a handle I've used for years since that whole scene in Pulp Fiction.
Thanks for clarifying.
I was going to suggest you visit a faith healer, get healed and quit using the the damn spots near the entrance.
Now . . . I just want to know: "Any idea how I can get a temporary gimpy rear-view hanger?".
I'm lazy and very fat.
RE: Hi All! - gimpgrl163 - 02-24-2011
Thanks for clarifying.
I was going to suggest you visit a faith healer, get healed and quit using the the damn spots near the entrance.
Now . . . I just want to know: "Any idea how I can get a temporary gimpy rear-view hanger?".
I'm lazy and very fat.
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Haha no faith healers for me, thanks! And maybe a gym would be a better option for you instead of a handicap placard. Loose some weight and stop using all my tax money for your blood pressure and cholesterol prescriptions
RE: Hi All! - Lady Cop - 02-24-2011
TIKI! behave!
truth is, Tiki is one of our greatest members! and she's not "loose". hahahaha
RE: Hi All! - BlueTiki - 02-24-2011
(02-24-2011, 03:05 PM)gimpgrl163 Wrote: And maybe a gym would be a better option for you instead of a handicap placard. Loose some weight and stop using all my tax money for your blood pressure and cholesterol prescriptions
The folks at the Wal-Mart pharmacy would miss me.
And I like to drive those electric shopping carts.
I aim for children. Not all children.
Minority children.
RE: Hi All! - gimpgrl163 - 02-24-2011
(02-24-2011, 03:13 PM)BlueTiki Wrote:(02-24-2011, 03:05 PM)gimpgrl163 Wrote: And maybe a gym would be a better option for you instead of a handicap placard. Loose some weight and stop using all my tax money for your blood pressure and cholesterol prescriptions
The folks at the Wal-Mart pharmacy would miss me.
And I like to drive those electric shopping carts.
I aim for children. Not all children.
Minority children.
Damn, I'm pretty picky about spelling and I didn't catch that one.
You know, I do enjoy a ride on the electric shopping carts from time to time, so I can't fault you for that. Personally, I like to aim for old people. It's more fun. You should try it!
RE: Hi All! - Fibonacci Prima - 02-24-2011
(02-24-2011, 03:19 PM)gimpgrl163 Wrote:(02-24-2011, 03:13 PM)BlueTiki Wrote:(02-24-2011, 03:05 PM)gimpgrl163 Wrote: And maybe a gym would be a better option for you instead of a handicap placard. Loose some weight and stop using all my tax money for your blood pressure and cholesterol prescriptions
The folks at the Wal-Mart pharmacy would miss me.
And I like to drive those electric shopping carts.
I aim for children. Not all children.
Minority children.
Damn, I'm pretty picky about spelling and I didn't catch that one.
You know, I do enjoy a ride on the electric shopping carts from time to time, so I can't fault you for that. Personally, I like to aim for old people. It's more fun. You should try it!
Old people have canes, and sometimes lawyers. Also they smell funny and pee when they fall down.
RE: Hi All! - BlueTiki - 02-24-2011
(02-24-2011, 03:23 PM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: Old people have canes, and sometimes lawyers. Also they smell funny and pee when they fall down.
I just wet myself!
RE: Hi All! - gimpgrl163 - 02-24-2011
Old people have canes, and sometimes lawyers. Also they smell funny and pee when they fall down.
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But they also have depends, so it doesn't make a mess. Children have angry parents. Old people are often forgetful. It's a victimless crime!
RE: Hi All! - Huggy Lowdown - 02-24-2011
(02-24-2011, 03:13 PM)BlueTiki Wrote:(02-24-2011, 03:05 PM)gimpgrl163 Wrote: And maybe a gym would be a better option for you instead of a handicap placard. Loose some weight and stop using all my tax money for your blood pressure and cholesterol prescriptions
The folks at the Wal-Mart pharmacy would miss me.
And I like to drive those electric shopping carts.
I aim for children. Not all children.
Minority children.
That's because you're a nigger