Hi All!

[gimpgrl163]

Hey everyone - been addicted to the crime forums since beginning of this month after stumbling across Mock for the JC & LS thread. Awesome site here!

And take it easy on me, I'm trying to load my avatar but it says I don't have access.

[Lady Cop]

welcome, got your email, will let you in now.
your functions are enabled.

[gimpgrl163]

Thanks for the welcome!

[Huggy Lowdown]

This is a crime forum? WTF? I thought it was flypaper for inbred redundants.

[BlueTiki]

Welcome, gimpy.

You know I gotta ask . . .

Temporary placard or permanent gimpy plates?

Oh wait . . . she's a member.

She might not come back to newbieville and enlighten me.

Now that's smooth!

[gimpgrl163]

Welcome, gimpy.

You know I gotta ask . . .

Temporary placard or permanent gimpy plates?

Oh wait . . . she's a member.

She might not come back to newbieville and enlighten me.

Now that's smooth!

Well..... neither. It's a handle I've used for years since that whole scene in Pulp Fiction.

[BlueTiki]

Temporary placard or permanent gimpy plates?

Well..... neither. It's a handle I've used for years since that whole scene in Pulp Fiction.

Thanks for clarifying.

I was going to suggest you visit a faith healer, get healed and quit using the the damn spots near the entrance.

Now . . . I just want to know: "Any idea how I can get a temporary gimpy rear-view hanger?".

I'm lazy and very fat.

[gimpgrl163]

Thanks for clarifying.

I was going to suggest you visit a faith healer, get healed and quit using the the damn spots near the entrance.

Now . . . I just want to know: "Any idea how I can get a temporary gimpy rear-view hanger?".

I'm lazy and very fat.
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Haha no faith healers for me, thanks! And maybe a gym would be a better option for you instead of a handicap placard. Loose some weight and stop using all my tax money for your blood pressure and cholesterol prescriptions

[Lady Cop]

TIKI! behave!

truth is, Tiki is one of our greatest members! and she's not "loose". hahahaha

[BlueTiki]

And maybe a gym would be a better option for you instead of a handicap placard. Loose some weight and stop using all my tax money for your blood pressure and cholesterol prescriptions

The folks at the Wal-Mart pharmacy would miss me.

And I like to drive those electric shopping carts.

I aim for children. Not all children.

Minority children.

[gimpgrl163]

And maybe a gym would be a better option for you instead of a handicap placard. Loose some weight and stop using all my tax money for your blood pressure and cholesterol prescriptions

The folks at the Wal-Mart pharmacy would miss me.

And I like to drive those electric shopping carts.

I aim for children. Not all children.

Minority children.

Damn, I'm pretty picky about spelling and I didn't catch that one.

You know, I do enjoy a ride on the electric shopping carts from time to time, so I can't fault you for that. Personally, I like to aim for old people. It's more fun. You should try it!

[Fibonacci Prima]

And maybe a gym would be a better option for you instead of a handicap placard. Loose some weight and stop using all my tax money for your blood pressure and cholesterol prescriptions

The folks at the Wal-Mart pharmacy would miss me.

And I like to drive those electric shopping carts.

I aim for children. Not all children.

Minority children.

Damn, I'm pretty picky about spelling and I didn't catch that one.

You know, I do enjoy a ride on the electric shopping carts from time to time, so I can't fault you for that. Personally, I like to aim for old people. It's more fun. You should try it!

Old people have canes, and sometimes lawyers. Also they smell funny and pee when they fall down.

[BlueTiki]

Old people have canes, and sometimes lawyers. Also they smell funny and pee when they fall down.

I just wet myself!

[gimpgrl163]

Old people have canes, and sometimes lawyers. Also they smell funny and pee when they fall down.

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But they also have depends, so it doesn't make a mess. Children have angry parents. Old people are often forgetful. It's a victimless crime!

[Huggy Lowdown]

And maybe a gym would be a better option for you instead of a handicap placard. Loose some weight and stop using all my tax money for your blood pressure and cholesterol prescriptions

The folks at the Wal-Mart pharmacy would miss me.

And I like to drive those electric shopping carts.

I aim for children. Not all children.

Minority children.

That's because you're a nigger