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Public Service Announcement - Jibbles - 09-11-2011
Put on a helmet so it doesn't make a mess when I explode your mind.
I am Jibbles.
You're welcome.
RE: Public Service Announcement - username - 09-11-2011
Promises, promises. Go Jibbles. Please wow us with your brilliance.
RE: Public Service Announcement - BlueTiki - 09-11-2011
(09-11-2011, 10:11 PM)Jibbles Wrote: Put on a helmet so it doesn't make a mess when I explode your mind.
I am Jibbles.
You're welcome.
Any particular type or brand of helmet?
I wouldn't want to commit a chapeau faux pas when they find my remains.
RE: Public Service Announcement - Lady Cop - 09-11-2011
does this bear any resemblance to "dribbles"?
RE: Public Service Announcement - Fibonacci Prima - 09-11-2011
How does one "explode your mind"?
Stick of dynamite in each ear?
RE: Public Service Announcement - Jibbles - 09-11-2011
(09-11-2011, 10:23 PM)username Wrote: Promises, promises. Go Jibbles. Please wow us with your brilliance.
Presumptuous.
Furthermore, your post eludes your sexual preferences by how swiftly you place the burden upon another.
(09-11-2011, 10:23 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: Any particular type or brand of helmet?
I'd advise the ostrich defense mechanism into a box of cement.
(09-11-2011, 10:25 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: does this bear any resemblance to "dribbles"?
I don't care for basketball.
RE: Public Service Announcement - BlueTiki - 09-11-2011
A box of cement?
That's not a helmet!
You know nothing about Momentum Conservation in Explosions.
Geez . . . basic physics, tard.
BTW - those tan pants show your dribbles. You smell like urine.
Just sayin' . . .
RE: Public Service Announcement - Cracker - 09-11-2011
Welcome to Mock!
RE: Public Service Announcement - Jibbles - 09-11-2011
(09-11-2011, 10:44 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: A box of cement?
Hint: Cement is a liquid at one stage... think about it... shhh... just think...
Quote:That's not a helmet!
It would if it encased your head.
Quote:You know nothing about Momentum Conservation in Explosions.
Geez . . . basic physics, tard.
Depends on the power of the explosion. Basic physics.
Quote:BTW - those tan pants show your dribbles. You smell like urine.
Just sayin' . . .
Still shooting in the dark.
RE: Public Service Announcement - Fibonacci Prima - 09-11-2011
How pitiful you must feel to try to break down a reply into little parts to make yourself seem witty and worthy.
Where is that quality you claimed?
RE: Public Service Announcement - Cracker - 09-11-2011
Cement is NEVER a liquid. (I assume you meant fluid.) It is a mixture, probably an emulsion, maybe a suspension. NOT a liquid. Now I can't be impressed. Damn.
RE: Public Service Announcement - Jibbles - 09-11-2011
(09-11-2011, 10:53 PM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: How pitiful you must feel to try to break down a reply into little parts to make yourself seem witty and worthy.
How pitiful you must feel to try and demoralize a new poster to make yourself seem witty and worthy.
P.S. Sorry, just wanted to experience what it's like to be mediocre.
Quote:Where is that quality you claimed?
You have more "posts". You tell me.
RE: Public Service Announcement - Fibonacci Prima - 09-11-2011
Keep trying. You might reach puberty someday. D
RE: Public Service Announcement - BlueTiki - 09-11-2011
(09-11-2011, 10:49 PM)Jibbles Wrote: Depends on the power of the explosion. Basic physics.
No, bright boy.
The equation is the same.
Sorry, Prima . . . this one doesn't have a GED.
RE: Public Service Announcement - Jibbles - 09-11-2011
(09-11-2011, 10:53 PM)Cracker Wrote: Cement is NEVER a liquid. (I assume you meant fluid.) It is a mixture, probably an emulsion, maybe a suspension. NOT a liquid. Now I can't be impressed. Damn.
Semantics. One guys opinion on the internet versus another guys' opinion.
(09-11-2011, 10:55 PM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: Keep trying. You might reach puberty someday. D
Persistent. Shooting in the dark, it's really worked out for you: 1368 posts since January.
RE: Public Service Announcement - Fibonacci Prima - 09-11-2011
...and?
RE: Public Service Announcement - Cracker - 09-11-2011
This one can spell and quote. I don't see them as wholly bad. Maybe holy bad.
That avatar is old as dirt, though. That means this guy is old as shit (or, old as white dog shit, if you need the visual).
RE: Public Service Announcement - Cracker - 09-11-2011
Note the word "FLUID" used. Cracker knows things. Just say I'm right.
RE: Public Service Announcement - BlueTiki - 09-11-2011
It's Deja Douche all over again.
Negative. Shooting in the Dark. Semantics.
He should know how to quote . . .
. . . he's been here, before.
RE: Public Service Announcement - Fibonacci Prima - 09-11-2011
Cracker! No!
Unless there are margaritas.
Are there?