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#1
09-11-2011, 10:11 PM
Put on a helmet so it doesn't make a mess when I explode your mind.

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I am Jibbles.

You're welcome.
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#2
09-11-2011, 10:23 PM
Promises, promises. Go Jibbles. Please wow us with your brilliance.
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09-11-2011, 10:23 PM
(09-11-2011, 10:11 PM)Jibbles Wrote: Put on a helmet so it doesn't make a mess when I explode your mind.

I am Jibbles.

You're welcome.


Any particular type or brand of helmet?

I wouldn't want to commit a chapeau faux pas when they find my remains.
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09-11-2011, 10:25 PM
does this bear any resemblance to "dribbles"?

















































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09-11-2011, 10:30 PM
How does one "explode your mind"?


Stick of dynamite in each ear?
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09-11-2011, 10:39 PM
(09-11-2011, 10:23 PM)username Wrote: Promises, promises. Go Jibbles. Please wow us with your brilliance.

Presumptuous.

Furthermore, your post eludes your sexual preferences by how swiftly you place the burden upon another.

(09-11-2011, 10:23 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: Any particular type or brand of helmet?

I'd advise the ostrich defense mechanism into a box of cement.

(09-11-2011, 10:25 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: does this bear any resemblance to "dribbles"?

I don't care for basketball.
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#7
09-11-2011, 10:44 PM
A box of cement?

That's not a helmet!

You know nothing about Momentum Conservation in Explosions.

Geez . . . basic physics, tard.

BTW - those tan pants show your dribbles. You smell like urine.

Just sayin' . . .
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09-11-2011, 10:45 PM
Welcome to Mock!
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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09-11-2011, 10:49 PM
(09-11-2011, 10:44 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: A box of cement?

Hint: Cement is a liquid at one stage... think about it... shhh... just think...

Quote:That's not a helmet!

It would if it encased your head.

Quote:You know nothing about Momentum Conservation in Explosions.

Geez . . . basic physics, tard.

Depends on the power of the explosion. Basic physics.

Quote:BTW - those tan pants show your dribbles. You smell like urine.

Just sayin' . . .

Still shooting in the dark.
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09-11-2011, 10:53 PM
How pitiful you must feel to try to break down a reply into little parts to make yourself seem witty and worthy.

Where is that quality you claimed?
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09-11-2011, 10:53 PM
Cement is NEVER a liquid. (I assume you meant fluid.) It is a mixture, probably an emulsion, maybe a suspension. NOT a liquid. Now I can't be impressed. Damn.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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09-11-2011, 10:54 PM
(09-11-2011, 10:53 PM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: How pitiful you must feel to try to break down a reply into little parts to make yourself seem witty and worthy.

How pitiful you must feel to try and demoralize a new poster to make yourself seem witty and worthy.

P.S. Sorry, just wanted to experience what it's like to be mediocre.

Quote:Where is that quality you claimed?

You have more "posts". You tell me.
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09-11-2011, 10:55 PM
Keep trying. You might reach puberty someday. D
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09-11-2011, 10:58 PM
(09-11-2011, 10:49 PM)Jibbles Wrote: Depends on the power of the explosion. Basic physics.


No, bright boy.

The equation is the same.

Sorry, Prima . . . this one doesn't have a GED.

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09-11-2011, 10:59 PM
(09-11-2011, 10:53 PM)Cracker Wrote: Cement is NEVER a liquid. (I assume you meant fluid.) It is a mixture, probably an emulsion, maybe a suspension. NOT a liquid. Now I can't be impressed. Damn.

Semantics. One guys opinion on the internet versus another guys' opinion.

(09-11-2011, 10:55 PM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: Keep trying. You might reach puberty someday. D

Persistent. Shooting in the dark, it's really worked out for you: 1368 posts since January.
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09-11-2011, 11:00 PM
...and?
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09-11-2011, 11:00 PM
This one can spell and quote. I don't see them as wholly bad. Maybe holy bad.

That avatar is old as dirt, though. That means this guy is old as shit (or, old as white dog shit, if you need the visual).
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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09-11-2011, 11:01 PM
Note the word "FLUID" used. Cracker knows things. Just say I'm right.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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09-11-2011, 11:03 PM


It's Deja Douche all over again.

Negative. Shooting in the Dark. Semantics.

He should know how to quote . . .

. . . he's been here, before.
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#20
09-11-2011, 11:04 PM
Cracker! No!


Unless there are margaritas.

Are there?
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