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RAZZLE DAZZLE! - Sphincter Cop - 10-12-2011
Hey Girrrrls.......
Just wanted to put a little jelly with your peanut butter! Apparently my girl LC needs some back up. And well, with enough lube she has greased me up to finally join Mock. Being a guest, just won't do!
RE: RAZZLE DAZZLE! - BlueTiki - 10-12-2011
You had me at Sphincter!
Unless you allowed LC to use Vaseline.
I have standards.
RE: RAZZLE DAZZLE! - Lady Cop - 10-12-2011
you finally came on duty partner!
welcome! briefing will be at 0600 daily.
and i'll even let you use my taser!
RE: RAZZLE DAZZLE! - Fibonacci Prima - 10-12-2011
What kind of cuffs does a sphincter cop use? And who do you call for backup?
RE: RAZZLE DAZZLE! - Lady Cop - 10-12-2011
that avatar is a scream! i have to save it.
Dickie will be berserk with jealousy.
![[Image: police_gun_thumb.gif?dateline=1318458362]](http://i736.photobucket.com/albums/xx5/csnake123/police_gun_thumb.gif?dateline=1318458362)
RE: RAZZLE DAZZLE! - Midwest Spy - 10-12-2011
Speaking of sphincter's, you'll want to make sure the 'ladies' of Mock have had theirs bleached before proceeding with your duties.
RE: RAZZLE DAZZLE! - Sphincter Cop - 10-12-2011
(10-12-2011, 06:43 PM)Lady Cop Wrote:
and i'll even let you use my taser!
![[Image: thbruno_s_m_outfit.jpg]](http://i982.photobucket.com/albums/ae307/taste-the-rainbow-skittles/thbruno_s_m_outfit.jpg)
I am more of a whipping boy!
(10-12-2011, 06:47 PM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: What kind of cuffs does a sphincter cop use? And who do you call for backup?Well, since you asked about backup?
![[Image: Penisgoeswhererichardsimmonds.jpg]](http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i115/hundreddollarman/Penisgoeswhererichardsimmonds.jpg)
RE: RAZZLE DAZZLE! - Midwest Spy - 10-12-2011
It's the wave of the future ladies:
http://www.lsureveille.com/opinion/if-you-have-nothing-better-to-do-1.1183189
RE: RAZZLE DAZZLE! - Duchess - 10-12-2011
![[Image: Thud.gif]](http://209.85.12.236/4748/127/emo/Thud.gif)
RE: RAZZLE DAZZLE! - Sphincter Cop - 10-12-2011
(10-12-2011, 06:54 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Speaking of sphincter's, you'll want to make sure the 'ladies' of Mock have had theirs bleached before proceeding with your duties.
House keeping is always important ladies. Albino is the way to go! Its easier in the dark that way!
RE: RAZZLE DAZZLE! - BlueTiki - 10-12-2011
(10-12-2011, 06:52 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: that avatar is a scream! i have to save it.
That ain't no case premature discharge!
And he's ready to go again, within seconds?
No time to make a sammich for this one.
I hope he brings a snack.
And shares.
RE: RAZZLE DAZZLE! - Cracker - 10-12-2011
(10-12-2011, 07:05 PM)Sphincter Cop Wrote: Albino is the way to go! Its easier in the dark that way!
Sphincter Cop wet dream:
![[Image: tinaspics_1809.jpg]](http://cherryhillcottage.typepad.com/cherryhill_cottage/images/2007/09/23/tinaspics_1809.jpg)
It's easier when you can find your penie with one hand. Then you can add inches by holding up your belly with the other.
RE: RAZZLE DAZZLE! - Sphincter Cop - 10-12-2011
(10-12-2011, 07:13 PM)Cracker Wrote: It's easier when you can find your penie with one hand. Then you can add inches by holding up your belly with the other.
![[Image: l_ddee0cbe334245cbfc1bdc0533b20db3.jpg]](http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f179/jdunlevy/My%20Sexy%20Lette/l_ddee0cbe334245cbfc1bdc0533b20db3.jpg)
Who wants to fill mama's donut hole? hmmmm
RE: RAZZLE DAZZLE! - BlueTiki - 10-12-2011
I gots to know!
You a fan of the movie 'Stripes'?
RE: RAZZLE DAZZLE! - Cracker - 10-12-2011
(10-12-2011, 07:18 PM)Sphincter Cop Wrote:
Who wants to fill mama's donut hole? hmmmm
You know that's a dude, right?
RE: RAZZLE DAZZLE! - Fibonacci Prima - 10-12-2011
Army training!
RE: RAZZLE DAZZLE! - Sphincter Cop - 10-12-2011
(10-12-2011, 07:20 PM)Cracker Wrote:(10-12-2011, 07:18 PM)Sphincter Cop Wrote:
Who wants to fill mama's donut hole? hmmmm
You know that's a dude, right?
Well, that makes it even more dicklicious.......
RE: RAZZLE DAZZLE! - Midwest Spy - 10-12-2011
(10-12-2011, 07:18 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: You a fan of the movie 'Stripes'?
To quote Francis: "All I know is I finally get to kill somebody."
RE: RAZZLE DAZZLE! - Sphincter Cop - 10-12-2011
(10-12-2011, 07:18 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: I gots to know!
You a fan of the movie 'Stripes'?
Girl, I love a man in uniform.
![[Image: army.jpg]](http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o257/fstasvr4/army.jpg)
RE: RAZZLE DAZZLE! - Cracker - 10-12-2011
We like gays. Top or bottom, hon?