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#1
10-12-2011, 06:39 PM
Hey Girrrrls.......

Just wanted to put a little jelly with your peanut butter! Apparently my girl LC needs some back up. And well, with enough lube she has greased me up to finally join Mock. Being a guest, just won't do!

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10-12-2011, 06:42 PM
You had me at Sphincter!

Unless you allowed LC to use Vaseline.

I have standards.
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10-12-2011, 06:43 PM
you finally came on duty partner! Police 59

welcome! briefing will be at 0600 daily.

and i'll even let you use my taser! Taser

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10-12-2011, 06:47 PM
What kind of cuffs does a sphincter cop use? And who do you call for backup? hah
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#5
10-12-2011, 06:52 PM
that avatar is a scream! i have to save it.

Dickie will be berserk with jealousy. 28 Strangle

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10-12-2011, 06:54 PM
Speaking of sphincter's, you'll want to make sure the 'ladies' of Mock have had theirs bleached before proceeding with your duties.Police
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10-12-2011, 06:59 PM
(10-12-2011, 06:43 PM)Lady Cop Wrote:
and i'll even let you use my taser! Taser
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I am more of a whipping boy!

(10-12-2011, 06:47 PM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: What kind of cuffs does a sphincter cop use? And who do you call for backup? hah
Well, since you asked about backup?
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#8
10-12-2011, 06:59 PM
It's the wave of the future ladies:

http://www.lsureveille.com/opinion/if-yo...-1.1183189
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10-12-2011, 07:02 PM


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10-12-2011, 07:05 PM
(10-12-2011, 06:54 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Speaking of sphincter's, you'll want to make sure the 'ladies' of Mock have had theirs bleached before proceeding with your duties.Police

House keeping is always important ladies. Albino is the way to go! Its easier in the dark that way!

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10-12-2011, 07:07 PM
(10-12-2011, 06:52 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: that avatar is a scream! i have to save it.


That ain't no case premature discharge!

And he's ready to go again, within seconds?

No time to make a sammich for this one.

I hope he brings a snack.

And shares.

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10-12-2011, 07:13 PM
(10-12-2011, 07:05 PM)Sphincter Cop Wrote: Albino is the way to go! Its easier in the dark that way!

Sphincter Cop wet dream:
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It's easier when you can find your penie with one hand. Then you can add inches by holding up your belly with the other.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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10-12-2011, 07:18 PM
(10-12-2011, 07:13 PM)Cracker Wrote: It's easier when you can find your penie with one hand. Then you can add inches by holding up your belly with the other.
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Who wants to fill mama's donut hole? hmmmm

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10-12-2011, 07:18 PM
I gots to know!

You a fan of the movie 'Stripes'?
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10-12-2011, 07:20 PM
(10-12-2011, 07:18 PM)Sphincter Cop Wrote: [Image: l_ddee0cbe334245cbfc1bdc0533b20db3.jpg]

Who wants to fill mama's donut hole? hmmmm

You know that's a dude, right?
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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10-12-2011, 07:20 PM
Army training!
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10-12-2011, 07:22 PM
(10-12-2011, 07:20 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(10-12-2011, 07:18 PM)Sphincter Cop Wrote: [Image: l_ddee0cbe334245cbfc1bdc0533b20db3.jpg]

Who wants to fill mama's donut hole? hmmmm

You know that's a dude, right?

Well, that makes it even more dicklicious.......
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10-12-2011, 07:22 PM
(10-12-2011, 07:18 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: You a fan of the movie 'Stripes'?

To quote Francis: "All I know is I finally get to kill somebody."
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10-12-2011, 07:23 PM
(10-12-2011, 07:18 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: I gots to know!

You a fan of the movie 'Stripes'?

Girl, I love a man in uniform.
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#20
10-12-2011, 07:25 PM
We like gays. Top or bottom, hon?
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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