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WELCOME TO MOCK - Duchess - 01-10-2012
RE: WELCOME TO MOCK - Smegma - 01-10-2012
I see Mock more like this:
RE: WELCOME TO MOCK - Maggot - 01-10-2012
..........Yeah...thats it!
RE: WELCOME TO MOCK - username - 01-10-2012
*gasp*
I want to slice off Cagney's nuts and boil them in oil for that!
RE: WELCOME TO MOCK - Cracker - 01-13-2012
How can all you people read the bullshit here and NOT say something?
New people only, first posters allowed: Who do you like better, Cracker or Smegma?
RE: WELCOME TO MOCK - krystalshores - 01-14-2012
(01-13-2012, 11:58 PM)Cracker Wrote: How can all you people read the bullshit here and NOT say something?
New people only, first posters allowed: Who do you like better, Cracker or Smegma?
I'm new right? I think people are afraid to chime in for fear of attack. You guys all have a love/hate relationship. You can criticize each other to tears and then be besties the next thread. Everyone who posts daily knows the eachother fairly well. Like a family...awe.
As for who I like best:
Cracker and User were my favs. while I lurked. Smegs came in after I joined and she is pretty fucking hilarious. Gross, but fucking funny. Plus, she was a first to notice me(with a funny jab of course).
I like you both the same all ass kissing aside.
RE: WELCOME TO MOCK - IMaDick - 01-14-2012
(01-14-2012, 12:25 AM)krystalshores Wrote:(01-13-2012, 11:58 PM)Cracker Wrote: How can all you people read the bullshit here and NOT say something?
New people only, first posters allowed: Who do you like better, Cracker or Smegma?
I'm new right? I think people are afraid to chime in for fear of attack. You guys all have a love/hate relationship. You can criticize each other to tears and then be besties the next thread. Everyone who posts daily knows the eachother fairly well. Like a family...awe.
As for who I like best:
Cracker and User were my favs. while I lurked. Smegs came in after I joined and she is pretty fucking hilarious. Gross, but fucking funny. Plus, she was a first to notice me(with a funny jab of course).
I like you both the same all ass kissing aside.
Well ?
RE: WELCOME TO MOCK - krystalshores - 01-14-2012
Is that a "what about dick"?
If so, I don't know what to think about you yet. You usually ignore me
Even after you said you wanted some newbies to fuck with.
RE: WELCOME TO MOCK - username - 01-14-2012
(01-14-2012, 12:25 AM)krystalshores Wrote:(01-13-2012, 11:58 PM)Cracker Wrote: How can all you people read the bullshit here and NOT say something?
New people only, first posters allowed: Who do you like better, Cracker or Smegma?
As for who I like best:
Cracker and User were my favs. while I lurked.
And now that you're no longer lurking, I WIN!!! Right? Fuck her and her fried nuggets...I'll cook....breakfast! Omelets! Wink wink.
RE: WELCOME TO MOCK - username - 01-14-2012
(01-13-2012, 11:58 PM)Cracker Wrote: How can all you people read the bullshit here and NOT say something?
New people only, first posters allowed: Who do you like better, Cracker or Smegma?
Do you like ritz or velveeta?
And I thought I chose a shitty...username.
RE: WELCOME TO MOCK - IMaDick - 01-14-2012
(01-14-2012, 12:32 AM)krystalshores Wrote: Is that a "what about dick"?
If so, I don't know what to think about you yet. You usually ignore me
Even after you said you wanted some newbies to fuck with.
You won't find a nicer more compassionate caring Dick anywhere else Mock is my home and you are a guest I will treat you with respect and leave you with your dignity.
RE: WELCOME TO MOCK - Duchess - 01-14-2012
(01-14-2012, 10:53 AM)IMaDick Wrote: Mock is my home
RE: WELCOME TO MOCK - IMaDick - 01-14-2012
(01-14-2012, 11:03 AM)Duchess Wrote:(01-14-2012, 10:53 AM)IMaDick Wrote: Mock is my home
We need a man cave in here.
RE: WELCOME TO MOCK - Duchess - 01-14-2012
I think that's a great idea.
RE: WELCOME TO MOCK - Smegma - 01-14-2012
(01-13-2012, 11:58 PM)Cracker Wrote: How can all you people read the bullshit here and NOT say something?
New people only, first posters allowed: Who do you like better, Cracker or Smegma?
Smegma on Cracker, the new taste treat.
RE: WELCOME TO MOCK - Maggot - 01-14-2012
(01-14-2012, 12:03 PM)Smegma Wrote:(01-13-2012, 11:58 PM)Cracker Wrote: How can all you people read the bullshit here and NOT say something?
New people only, first posters allowed: Who do you like better, Cracker or Smegma?
Smegma on Cracker, the new taste treat.
That sounds really pukable.
RE: WELCOME TO MOCK - Cracker - 01-14-2012
Jesus, people. I gave VERY SIMPLE instructions. If your post count is over zero, your vote will not be counted.
RE: WELCOME TO MOCK - Cracker - 01-14-2012
(01-14-2012, 01:14 AM)username Wrote:(01-14-2012, 12:25 AM)krystalshores Wrote: As for who I like best:
Cracker and User were my favs. while I lurked.
And now that you're no longer lurking, I WIN!!! Right? Fuck her and her fried nuggets...I'll cook....breakfast! Omelets! Wink wink.
It's ON like Donkey Kong. What would you put in that omelet? Hmm?
(Should I take the risk of adding mushrooms? People are polarized about mushrooms. They either love them or hate them. I love them. Same with swiss cheese. Or should I go with the standard Denver omelet? Pressure. Pressure. Pressure.)
RE: WELCOME TO MOCK - Cracker - 01-14-2012
(01-14-2012, 12:25 AM)krystalshores Wrote: Smegs came in after I joined and she is pretty fucking hilarious. Gross, but fucking funny.
No hard feelings. I enjoyed that in middle school, as well.
RE: WELCOME TO MOCK - Duchess - 01-14-2012
(01-14-2012, 12:42 PM)Cracker Wrote: Pressure. Pressure. Pressure.
Do you need anything from the store?