I see Mock more like this:

..........Yeah...thats it!

*gasp*

I want to slice off Cagney's nuts and boil them in oil for that!

How can all you people read the bullshit here and NOT say something?

New people only, first posters allowed: Who do you like better, Cracker or Smegma?

(01-13-2012, 11:58 PM)Cracker Wrote: How can all you people read the bullshit here and NOT say something?

New people only, first posters allowed: Who do you like better, Cracker or Smegma?

I'm new right? I think people are afraid to chime in for fear of attack. You guys all have a love/hate relationship. You can criticize each other to tears and then be besties the next thread. Everyone who posts daily knows the eachother fairly well. Like a family...awe.

As for who I like best:
Cracker and User were my favs. while I lurked. Smegs came in after I joined and she is pretty fucking hilarious. Gross, but fucking funny. Plus, she was a first to notice me(with a funny jab of course).
I like you both the same all ass kissing aside.

(01-14-2012, 12:25 AM)krystalshores Wrote:

(01-13-2012, 11:58 PM)Cracker Wrote: How can all you people read the bullshit here and NOT say something?

New people only, first posters allowed: Who do you like better, Cracker or Smegma?

I'm new right? I think people are afraid to chime in for fear of attack. You guys all have a love/hate relationship. You can criticize each other to tears and then be besties the next thread. Everyone who posts daily knows the eachother fairly well. Like a family...awe.

As for who I like best:
Cracker and User were my favs. while I lurked. Smegs came in after I joined and she is pretty fucking hilarious. Gross, but fucking funny. Plus, she was a first to notice me(with a funny jab of course).
I like you both the same all ass kissing aside.

Well ?

Is that a "what about dick"?

If so, I don't know what to think about you yet. You usually ignore me

Even after you said you wanted some newbies to fuck with.

(01-14-2012, 12:25 AM)krystalshores Wrote:

(01-13-2012, 11:58 PM)Cracker Wrote: How can all you people read the bullshit here and NOT say something?

New people only, first posters allowed: Who do you like better, Cracker or Smegma?

As for who I like best:
Cracker and User were my favs. while I lurked.

And now that you're no longer lurking, I WIN!!! Right? Fuck her and her fried nuggets...I'll cook....breakfast! Omelets! Wink wink.

(01-13-2012, 11:58 PM)Cracker Wrote: How can all you people read the bullshit here and NOT say something?

New people only, first posters allowed: Who do you like better, Cracker or Smegma?

Do you like ritz or velveeta?


And I thought I chose a shitty...username.

(01-14-2012, 12:32 AM)krystalshores Wrote: Is that a "what about dick"?

If so, I don't know what to think about you yet. You usually ignore me

Even after you said you wanted some newbies to fuck with.

You won't find a nicer more compassionate caring Dick anywhere else Mock is my home and you are a guest I will treat you with respect and leave you with your dignity.

(01-14-2012, 10:53 AM)IMaDick Wrote: Mock is my home

(01-14-2012, 11:03 AM)Duchess Wrote:

(01-14-2012, 10:53 AM)IMaDick Wrote: Mock is my home

We need a man cave in here.

I think that's a great idea.

(01-13-2012, 11:58 PM)Cracker Wrote: How can all you people read the bullshit here and NOT say something?

New people only, first posters allowed: Who do you like better, Cracker or Smegma?

Smegma on Cracker, the new taste treat.

(01-14-2012, 12:03 PM)Smegma Wrote:

(01-13-2012, 11:58 PM)Cracker Wrote: How can all you people read the bullshit here and NOT say something?

New people only, first posters allowed: Who do you like better, Cracker or Smegma?

Smegma on Cracker, the new taste treat.

That sounds really pukable.

Jesus, people. I gave VERY SIMPLE instructions. If your post count is over zero, your vote will not be counted.

(01-14-2012, 01:14 AM)username Wrote:

(01-14-2012, 12:25 AM)krystalshores Wrote: As for who I like best:
Cracker and User were my favs. while I lurked.

And now that you're no longer lurking, I WIN!!! Right? Fuck her and her fried nuggets...I'll cook....breakfast! Omelets! Wink wink.

It's ON like Donkey Kong. What would you put in that omelet? Hmm?

(Should I take the risk of adding mushrooms? People are polarized about mushrooms. They either love them or hate them. I love them. Same with swiss cheese. Or should I go with the standard Denver omelet? Pressure. Pressure. Pressure.)

(01-14-2012, 12:25 AM)krystalshores Wrote: Smegs came in after I joined and she is pretty fucking hilarious. Gross, but fucking funny.

No hard feelings. I enjoyed that in middle school, as well.

(01-14-2012, 12:42 PM)Cracker Wrote: Pressure. Pressure. Pressure.

Do you need anything from the store?