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- Cynical Ninja - 05-15-2009
Tomorrow I will be 36, my next milestone is the big four "o" in just 4 years time.
The grim reaper isn't sharpening his scythe yet but myname is at the bottom of his "to do" pile.
- NaNo - 05-15-2009
Well at least you'll find out what they mean by 'Life begins at 40'
Are you going to a nice care home?
- sally - 05-15-2009
Time goes by quick, you'll be dead before you know it. I'm going to be 34 in July, hopefully I get another measley 34 years in.
- sally - 05-15-2009
Oh and Happy Birthday.
![[Image: happy.jpg]](http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k304/speed1000mph/happy.jpg)
::laugh::
- Maggot - 05-15-2009
Sally is showing all the gay side of things.A firecrackerI tell-ya, a firecracker that one.::haha::
- DPD Chick - 05-15-2009
Enjoy your day and your year don't think about the grim reaper knocking on your door :p
- Cynical Ninja - 05-15-2009
DPD Chick Wrote:Enjoy your day and your year don't think about the grim reaper knocking on your door :p
I can't help it, for the first time in my life I could feel his breath upon my neck.
I hope life does begin at 40, otherwise I am fucked.
- Duchess - 05-15-2009
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:I hope life does begin at 40, otherwise I am fucked.* POOF * You're fucked...Oops, wrong thread. ::dlaugh::
- The Antagonist - 05-15-2009
I hope you have a long, slow journey filled with Celebrex, Rogaine and Viagra.
- Cynical Ninja - 05-15-2009
I have no idea what the first two are but I don't need viagra (touch wood, my wood).
- The Antagonist - 05-15-2009
Celebrex = arthritis meds
Rogaine = anti baldness remedy.
You will need them all as you get older.
- OnBendedKnee - 05-15-2009
Eat right.
Excercise.
Sleep soundly.
Avoid medications for as long as you can.
Life is sweet. Don't hassle stuff.
- sally - 05-15-2009
The Antagonist Wrote:Celebrex = arthritis medsI'm sure he could use the Rogaine right now. He's at the point where the hair is thinning on top of his head and growing in his ears and nose.
Rogaine = anti baldness remedy.
You will need them all as you get older.
- Freak magnet - 05-15-2009
I saw the heading and i thought here we go hes got fucking man flu ....ok never mind .
::aww::Happy birthday your an old cunt now::thumbs::.
- QueenBee - 05-15-2009
If the worst thing that happens on your birthday is that you wake up another year older, then be grateful and qwitcherbitchin.
Beats the alternative..waking up wearing angel wings...or sitting next to the guy downstairs.
- SyberBitch - 05-15-2009
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Tomorrow I will be 36, my next milestone is the big four "o" in just 4 years time.STFU - I turned 39 last month. :(
The grim reaper isn't sharpening his scythe yet but myname is at the bottom of his "to do" pile.
happy fucking birthday
- ramseycat - 05-15-2009
Hey you should be happy you are only 36. I thought you were in your late 40's. LOL
- FAHQTOO - 05-15-2009
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Tomorrow I will be 36, my next milestone is the big four "o" in just 4 years time.
The grim reaper isn't sharpening his scythe yet but myname is at the bottom of his "to do" pile.
Suck it up, Nancy.
You only hope you're at the bottom of the pile, (well, you are, but that's another subject) Hopefully you will be called before your birthday arrives.
- FAHQTOO - 05-15-2009
QueenBee Wrote:If the worst thing that happens on your birthday is that you wake up another year older, then be grateful and qwitcherbitchin.OP.......angel wings........::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::
Beats the alternative..waking up wearing angel wings...or sitting next to the guy downstairs.
RE: I'm dying... - Maggot - 06-17-2017
Just sticking this up so I remember to send a dead bird or something to OP on his next birthday. Maybe some fresh limes.