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I'm dying...
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05-15-2009, 08:25 AM
Tomorrow I will be 36, my next milestone is the big four "o" in just 4 years time.

The grim reaper isn't sharpening his scythe yet but myname is at the bottom of his "to do" pile.
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
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05-15-2009, 08:54 AM
Well at least you'll find out what they mean by 'Life begins at 40'


Are you going to a nice care home?
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05-15-2009, 09:10 AM
Time goes by quick, you'll be dead before you know it. I'm going to be 34 in July, hopefully I get another measley 34 years in.
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05-15-2009, 09:43 AM
Oh and Happy Birthday.

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05-15-2009, 09:46 AM
Sally is showing all the gay side of things.A firecrackerI tell-ya, a firecracker that one.::haha::
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05-15-2009, 09:49 AM
Enjoy your day and your year don't think about the grim reaper knocking on your door :p
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05-15-2009, 10:15 AM
DPD Chick Wrote:Enjoy your day and your year don't think about the grim reaper knocking on your door :p

I can't help it, for the first time in my life I could feel his breath upon my neck.

I hope life does begin at 40, otherwise I am fucked.


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05-15-2009, 10:49 AM
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:I hope life does begin at 40, otherwise I am fucked.
* POOF * You're fucked...Oops, wrong thread. ::dlaugh::
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05-15-2009, 11:07 AM
I hope you have a long, slow journey filled with Celebrex, Rogaine and Viagra.
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05-15-2009, 11:18 AM
I have no idea what the first two are but I don't need viagra (touch wood, my wood).
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05-15-2009, 11:31 AM
Celebrex = arthritis meds
Rogaine = anti baldness remedy.

You will need them all as you get older.
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05-15-2009, 12:18 PM
Eat right.
Excercise.
Sleep soundly.

Avoid medications for as long as you can.

Life is sweet. Don't hassle stuff.
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05-15-2009, 01:08 PM
The Antagonist Wrote:Celebrex = arthritis meds
Rogaine = anti baldness remedy.

You will need them all as you get older.
I'm sure he could use the Rogaine right now. He's at the point where the hair is thinning on top of his head and growing in his ears and nose.
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05-15-2009, 01:09 PM
I saw the heading and i thought here we go hes got fucking man flu ....ok never mind .
::aww::Happy birthday your an old cunt now::thumbs::.
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05-15-2009, 01:34 PM
If the worst thing that happens on your birthday is that you wake up another year older, then be grateful and qwitcherbitchin.

Beats the alternative..waking up wearing angel wings...or sitting next to the guy downstairs.
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05-15-2009, 06:34 PM
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Tomorrow I will be 36, my next milestone is the big four "o" in just 4 years time.

The grim reaper isn't sharpening his scythe yet but myname is at the bottom of his "to do" pile.
STFU - I turned 39 last month. :(

happy fucking birthday
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05-15-2009, 06:51 PM
Hey you should be happy you are only 36. I thought you were in your late 40's. LOL
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05-15-2009, 08:12 PM
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Tomorrow I will be 36, my next milestone is the big four "o" in just 4 years time.

The grim reaper isn't sharpening his scythe yet but myname is at the bottom of his "to do" pile.

Suck it up, Nancy.

You only hope you're at the bottom of the pile, (well, you are, but that's another subject) Hopefully you will be called before your birthday arrives.
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05-15-2009, 08:16 PM
QueenBee Wrote:If the worst thing that happens on your birthday is that you wake up another year older, then be grateful and qwitcherbitchin.

Beats the alternative..waking up wearing angel wings...or sitting next to the guy downstairs.
OP.......angel wings........::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::
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06-17-2017, 10:23 PM
Just sticking this up so I remember to send a dead bird or something to OP on his next birthday. Maybe some fresh limes.
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