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Greetings - Jimbone - 05-13-2012
Like so many other corners of the interwebs, I can't quite recall how I found my way here. It feels comfy in a medieval torture sort of way... so after lurking for a bit I thought I'd join and see if I can add to the discourse.
Plus I heard their might be free wine here.
So a laurel and hardy handshake to new friends, enemies, or frienemies.
+1 if you get the reference... and F+ if you don't. See me after class.
RE: Greetings - Duchess - 05-13-2012
(05-13-2012, 03:30 PM)Jimbone Wrote: Plus I heard their might be free wine here.
Glug, glug, glug...there was.
...but I'll share my weed with you.
RE: Greetings - Duchess - 05-13-2012
What the hell is a frienenemy? That's the second time in recent days I've read that expression. It sounds school yard-ish. You're either my friend or you're not.
Please don't bore me. Please.
RE: Greetings - Ma Huang Sor - 05-13-2012
It's that little tag of skin between the base of the crown of your penis and the shaft.
Not your penis of course, the collective men's your.
RE: Greetings - IMaDick - 05-13-2012
Frienemies- Is what CN and I are, I might be convinced to piss on him if he was on fire but it would cost him if he survived.
RE: Greetings - Duchess - 05-13-2012
(05-13-2012, 04:15 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Frienemies- Is what CN and I are
Dick, I think that means you & I are frienenemies. Me & MS for sure. That's bad grammar, huh?
RE: Greetings - FAHQTOO - 05-13-2012
Where are all the noobs getting their retarded Avatars?
RE: Greetings - Ma Huang Sor - 05-13-2012
www.retardedn00bavatar.com
RE: Greetings - Duchess - 05-13-2012
*snicker*
RE: Greetings - username - 05-13-2012
Yayyy torture!!
Somebody get the rack and we'll put this one on it and stretch him till his limbs are torn from his body (only after we're done water boarding him and using the thumbscrews, of course).
RE: Greetings - Cracker - 05-13-2012
(05-13-2012, 03:30 PM)Jimbone Wrote: Like so many other corners of the interwebs, I can't quite recall how I found my way here.
Fucking liar.
RE: Greetings - JsMom - 05-13-2012
welcome
RE: Greetings - Jimbone - 05-13-2012
(05-13-2012, 03:48 PM)Duchess Wrote: Glug, glug, glug...there was.
...but I'll share my weed with you.
I knew I'd like it here.
RE: Greetings - Jimbone - 05-13-2012
(05-13-2012, 04:43 PM)username Wrote: Yayyy torture!!
Somebody get the rack and we'll put this one on it and stretch him till his limbs are torn from his body (only after we're done water boarding him and using the thumbscrews, of course).
Yep, this is my kind of place.
RE: Greetings - Jimbone - 05-13-2012
The avatar is the best I could do on short notice... I'll try to find a more inappropriate one someday.
RE: Greetings - Clang McFly - 05-13-2012
(05-13-2012, 05:35 PM)Jimbone Wrote: The avatar is the best I could do on short notice... I'll try to find a more inappropriate one someday.
One with genitalia and/or big honkin' tits would be nice.
RE: Greetings - ramseycat - 05-13-2012
Hello Jim. Welcome!
RE: Greetings - Duchess - 05-14-2012
(05-13-2012, 05:37 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: One with genitalia and/or big honkin' tits would be nice.
![[Image: slap.gif]](http://www.talkdelaware.com/images/smilies/slap.gif)
RE: Greetings - Cynical Ninja - 05-14-2012
(05-13-2012, 04:15 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Frienemies- Is what CN and I are, I might be convinced to piss on him if he was on fire but it would cost him if he survived.
I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire dick, I would toast marshmallows from your flaming corpse.
RE: Greetings - Ma Huang Sor - 05-14-2012
I'd help you turn him over so the fire stayed hot.