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Jimbone Offline
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#1
05-13-2012, 03:30 PM
Like so many other corners of the interwebs, I can't quite recall how I found my way here. It feels comfy in a medieval torture sort of way... so after lurking for a bit I thought I'd join and see if I can add to the discourse.

Plus I heard their might be free wine here.

So a laurel and hardy handshake to new friends, enemies, or frienemies.

+1 if you get the reference... and F+ if you don't. See me after class.
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05-13-2012, 03:48 PM
(05-13-2012, 03:30 PM)Jimbone Wrote: Plus I heard their might be free wine here.


Glug, glug, glug...there was.

...but I'll share my weed with you. Smiley-rolling-joint
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05-13-2012, 03:52 PM


What the hell is a frienenemy? That's the second time in recent days I've read that expression. It sounds school yard-ish. You're either my friend or you're not.

Please don't bore me. Please.
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05-13-2012, 04:03 PM
It's that little tag of skin between the base of the crown of your penis and the shaft.

Not your penis of course, the collective men's your.
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05-13-2012, 04:15 PM
Frienemies- Is what CN and I are, I might be convinced to piss on him if he was on fire but it would cost him if he survived.
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#6
05-13-2012, 04:19 PM
(05-13-2012, 04:15 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Frienemies- Is what CN and I are


Dick, I think that means you & I are frienenemies. Me & MS for sure. That's bad grammar, huh?
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05-13-2012, 04:35 PM
Where are all the noobs getting their retarded Avatars?
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05-13-2012, 04:36 PM
www.retardedn00bavatar.com
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05-13-2012, 04:40 PM


*snicker*
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05-13-2012, 04:43 PM
Yayyy torture!!

Somebody get the rack and we'll put this one on it and stretch him till his limbs are torn from his body (only after we're done water boarding him and using the thumbscrews, of course).
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#11
05-13-2012, 05:02 PM
(05-13-2012, 03:30 PM)Jimbone Wrote: Like so many other corners of the interwebs, I can't quite recall how I found my way here.

Fucking liar.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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05-13-2012, 05:07 PM
Hibye welcome
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05-13-2012, 05:27 PM
(05-13-2012, 03:48 PM)Duchess Wrote: Glug, glug, glug...there was.

...but I'll share my weed with you. Smiley-rolling-joint[/i][/size]

I knew I'd like it here.
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05-13-2012, 05:30 PM
(05-13-2012, 04:43 PM)username Wrote: Yayyy torture!!

Somebody get the rack and we'll put this one on it and stretch him till his limbs are torn from his body (only after we're done water boarding him and using the thumbscrews, of course).

Yep, this is my kind of place.
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05-13-2012, 05:35 PM
The avatar is the best I could do on short notice... I'll try to find a more inappropriate one someday.
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05-13-2012, 05:37 PM
(05-13-2012, 05:35 PM)Jimbone Wrote: The avatar is the best I could do on short notice... I'll try to find a more inappropriate one someday.

One with genitalia and/or big honkin' tits would be nice.
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05-13-2012, 07:30 PM
Hello Jim. Welcome!
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05-14-2012, 06:02 AM
(05-13-2012, 05:37 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: One with genitalia and/or big honkin' tits would be nice.


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05-14-2012, 08:38 AM
(05-13-2012, 04:15 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Frienemies- Is what CN and I are, I might be convinced to piss on him if he was on fire but it would cost him if he survived.

I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire dick, I would toast marshmallows from your flaming corpse.
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05-14-2012, 08:41 AM
I'd help you turn him over so the fire stayed hot.
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