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Get ready to be Kennytized - Kenny Powers - 06-20-2012
What's up, bitches! I'm here to get wasted, high and laid. I see there are no cool motherfuckers like me, so I'm glad you already accepted me as your idol AND role model.
RE: Get ready to be Kennytized - Duchess - 06-20-2012
*face palm*
RE: Get ready to be Kennytized - Ma Huang Sor - 06-20-2012
That mirror you're holding? Pretty sure that's your ass you're looking at.
RE: Get ready to be Kennytized - username - 06-20-2012
Meh, we've already got one asshole that thinks he's a legend.
RE: Get ready to be Kennytized - Ma Huang Sor - 06-20-2012
I heard Kenny got arrested at the airport for carrying 20 lbs of crack in his jeans.
RE: Get ready to be Kennytized - Kenny Powers - 06-20-2012
Total nonsense!! Kenny does not do the dirty work. He's got others do it for him. People idolize Kenny, and for a good reason. Kenny is the coolest motherfucker you have a chance to meet in your lifetime. Kenny is so fucking cool the DOS EQUIS guy calls him for advise on a daily basis.
Now show Kenny to your master, as He is here to take over and rule you.
RE: Get ready to be Kennytized - Duchess - 06-20-2012
(06-20-2012, 04:41 PM)Kenny Powers Wrote: Kenny is so fucking cool
Cool, huh? Would smooth apply as well?
RE: Get ready to be Kennytized - username - 06-20-2012
(06-20-2012, 04:41 PM)Kenny Powers Wrote: Total nonsense!! Kenny does not do the dirty work. He's got others do it for him. People idolize Kenny, and for a good reason. Kenny is the coolest motherfucker you have a chance to meet in your lifetime. Kenny is so fucking cool the DOS EQUIS guy calls him for advise on a daily basis.
Now show Kenny to your master, as He is here to take over and rule you.
We already have an asshole that posts in the third person too.
RE: Get ready to be Kennytized - Jimbone - 06-20-2012
Actually Duchess, I think Kenny is smoov, not smooth.
Besides, one person on a forum who speaks in the third person is enough... thanks anyway Kenny.
RE: Get ready to be Kennytized - Eat Shit And Die - 06-20-2012
Kenny if I support your board conquering movement in return do you promise to kill every new reg under six months including yourself? Becoz that would make me kennytized
RE: Get ready to be Kennytized - Kenny Powers - 06-20-2012
(06-20-2012, 04:47 PM)Duchess Wrote:(06-20-2012, 04:41 PM)Kenny Powers Wrote: Kenny is so fucking cool
Cool, huh? Would smooth apply as well?
Kenny has no time or need to smoothness. His super cool personality and abilities make Him exempt to such nonsense.
Kenny noticed the word "Administrator" under your avatar. Are you in charge of the kitchen or something like that? If so, Kenny needs some fuel. A medium rare ribeye steak and a lobster tail would do. Do not overcook the steak. Kenny must meet your leaders to arrange His transition into power and cannot do it with an empty stomach.
Get to it now.
RE: Get ready to be Kennytized - Duchess - 06-20-2012
(06-20-2012, 04:58 PM)Kenny Powers Wrote: Are you in charge of the kitchen
Hahahaha*gaspsforair*hahahahahaha!
RE: Get ready to be Kennytized - Eat Shit And Die - 06-20-2012
Is that a yes?
RE: Get ready to be Kennytized - Kenny Powers - 06-20-2012
(06-20-2012, 04:52 PM)Jimbone Wrote: Actually Duchess, I think Kenny is smoov, not smooth.
Besides, one person on a forum who speaks in the third person is enough... thanks anyway Kenny.
Jimbone, Kenny appreciates your support. Kenny also agrees only one that speaks like Him can rule this place, so Kenny agrees to ban this other member immediately. Kenny does not partake on bitches babbling on a subject he already expressed His opinion on, so get it done.
Now where the fuck is your leader and how the fuck hasn't he come to receive Kenny?
That is some unacceptable shit and it will be handled with hardcore pain if not immediately addressed.
RE: Get ready to be Kennytized - Clang McFly - 06-20-2012
Welcome, Kenny! I love your commercials.
RE: Get ready to be Kennytized - Eat Shit And Die - 06-20-2012
Bring the pain!
RE: Get ready to be Kennytized - Cracker - 06-20-2012
This act gets old after a few times.
Don't worry, that doesn't make you any less a douchebag, Kenny.
RE: Get ready to be Kennytized - Duchess - 06-20-2012
Who the hell goes someplace new
& makes demands? A goddamn retard that's who. Shut the fuck up already.
RE: Get ready to be Kennytized - Kenny Powers - 06-20-2012
Thank you Clang McFly and ESAD. Glad you can recognize talent and enjoy Kenny's work, or art, for a more accurate description. Kenny will be PMing you some autographs, but make sure you're not being caught trying to resell it on eBay or something. A present of such from Kenny must be properly respected and valued.
Kenny is ready for that steak, Duchess lady. You can also bring that glass of Merlot, and have a sit. If you play your chips right, you might be some of Kenny's hard meatloaf right after.
RE: Get ready to be Kennytized - Eat Shit And Die - 06-20-2012
What a deal