Get ready to be Kennytized

[Kenny Powers]

What's up, bitches! I'm here to get wasted, high and laid. I see there are no cool motherfuckers like me, so I'm glad you already accepted me as your idol AND role model.

[Duchess]

*face palm*

[Ma Huang Sor]

That mirror you're holding? Pretty sure that's your ass you're looking at.

[username]

Meh, we've already got one asshole that thinks he's a legend.

[Ma Huang Sor]

I heard Kenny got arrested at the airport for carrying 20 lbs of crack in his jeans.

[Kenny Powers]

Total nonsense!! Kenny does not do the dirty work. He's got others do it for him. People idolize Kenny, and for a good reason. Kenny is the coolest motherfucker you have a chance to meet in your lifetime. Kenny is so fucking cool the DOS EQUIS guy calls him for advise on a daily basis.

Now show Kenny to your master, as He is here to take over and rule you.

[Duchess]

Kenny is so fucking cool

Cool, huh? Would smooth apply as well?

[username]

Total nonsense!! Kenny does not do the dirty work. He's got others do it for him. People idolize Kenny, and for a good reason. Kenny is the coolest motherfucker you have a chance to meet in your lifetime. Kenny is so fucking cool the DOS EQUIS guy calls him for advise on a daily basis.

Now show Kenny to your master, as He is here to take over and rule you.

We already have an asshole that posts in the third person too.

[Jimbone]

Actually Duchess, I think Kenny is smoov, not smooth.

Besides, one person on a forum who speaks in the third person is enough... thanks anyway Kenny.

[Eat Shit And Die]

Kenny if I support your board conquering movement in return do you promise to kill every new reg under six months including yourself? Becoz that would make me kennytized

[Kenny Powers]

Kenny is so fucking cool

Cool, huh? Would smooth apply as well?

Kenny has no time or need to smoothness. His super cool personality and abilities make Him exempt to such nonsense.

Kenny noticed the word "Administrator" under your avatar. Are you in charge of the kitchen or something like that? If so, Kenny needs some fuel. A medium rare ribeye steak and a lobster tail would do. Do not overcook the steak. Kenny must meet your leaders to arrange His transition into power and cannot do it with an empty stomach.


Get to it now.

[Duchess]

Are you in charge of the kitchen

Hahahaha*gaspsforair*hahahahahaha!

[Eat Shit And Die]

Is that a yes?

[Kenny Powers]

Actually Duchess, I think Kenny is smoov, not smooth.

Besides, one person on a forum who speaks in the third person is enough... thanks anyway Kenny.

Jimbone, Kenny appreciates your support. Kenny also agrees only one that speaks like Him can rule this place, so Kenny agrees to ban this other member immediately. Kenny does not partake on bitches babbling on a subject he already expressed His opinion on, so get it done.

Now where the fuck is your leader and how the fuck hasn't he come to receive Kenny?

That is some unacceptable shit and it will be handled with hardcore pain if not immediately addressed.

[Clang McFly]

Welcome, Kenny! I love your commercials.

[Eat Shit And Die]

Bring the pain!

[Cracker]

This act gets old after a few times.

Don't worry, that doesn't make you any less a douchebag, Kenny.

[Duchess]

Who the hell goes someplace new & makes demands? A goddamn retard that's who. Shut the fuck up already.

[Kenny Powers]

Thank you Clang McFly and ESAD. Glad you can recognize talent and enjoy Kenny's work, or art, for a more accurate description. Kenny will be PMing you some autographs, but make sure you're not being caught trying to resell it on eBay or something. A present of such from Kenny must be properly respected and valued.

Kenny is ready for that steak, Duchess lady. You can also bring that glass of Merlot, and have a sit. If you play your chips right, you might be some of Kenny's hard meatloaf right after.

[Eat Shit And Die]

What a deal