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Let it Rip! - Ma Huang Sor - 06-30-2012
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You don't have to be in elementary school to giggle at these in-underwear deodorizer fart pads. Laced with activated charcoal, these ingenious (but not particularly sexy) adhesive pads help neutralize even the most odoriferous of releases. Just think, no more embarrassing silent-but-deadlies midmeeting or blaming that noxious smell on the dog. They're surely a lifesaver for anyone suffering from intestinal issues, and they definitely beat overdosing on Chanel No. 5. We're going to spend the rest of the day wondering who's wearing one. And giggling.
RE: Let it Rip! - IMaDick - 06-30-2012
Farts are supposed to stink, do we have to change everything to be politically correct in this country?
RE: Let it Rip! - OnBendedKnee - 06-30-2012
^
I'd agree with you, but that's not politically correct.
RE: Let it Rip! - IMaDick - 06-30-2012
(06-30-2012, 12:22 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: ^
I'd agree with you, but that's not politically correct.
Fart in an elevator full of liberals and find out if they maintain their PC bullshit or if they let go of it long enough to tell you what an asshole you were for doing that.
RE: Let it Rip! - OnBendedKnee - 06-30-2012
Now why would an elevator full of people automatically assume it was you?
RE: Let it Rip! - Clang McFly - 06-30-2012
No need to fart at all.
I'll stick with my beano disguised as diabetes medication.
RE: Let it Rip! - IMaDick - 06-30-2012
(06-30-2012, 01:00 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: Now why would an elevator full of people automatically assume it was you?
There would be no question.
RE: Let it Rip! - Riotgear - 06-30-2012
How do you make sure everyone in an elevator is a liberal? More importantly, how do you manage to care enough to find out?
RE: Let it Rip! - OnBendedKnee - 06-30-2012
Those are all excellent questions.
I'd only add, is the elevator rising or descending?
RE: Let it Rip! - Riotgear - 06-30-2012
The quantum mechanics guys say we need to observe it to be sure.
RE: Let it Rip! - sally - 06-30-2012
Ramsey already told us about these, she wears them at the insurance agency because customers were complaining.
RE: Let it Rip! - Cracker - 07-01-2012
sally,
Please don't turn into ramsey. You are scaring me.