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HOLY MOLY! - Duchess - 09-22-2012
![[Image: article-2206873-152228F0000005DC-101_634x420.jpg]](http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/09/21/article-2206873-152228F0000005DC-101_634x420.jpg)
RE: HOLY MOLY! - aussiefriend - 09-22-2012
To be fair, the camera does add an extra 10 pounds.
RE: HOLY MOLY! - sally - 09-22-2012
That has to be a hereditary disorder, I don't think the average person can get like that no matter how much they eat.
RE: HOLY MOLY! - aussiefriend - 09-22-2012
Gluttonus Maximus
RE: HOLY MOLY! - username - 09-22-2012
Talk about pear shaped...
RE: HOLY MOLY! - HairOfTheDog - 09-22-2012
(09-22-2012, 07:57 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: To be fair, the camera does add an extra 10 pounds.
RE: HOLY MOLY! - OnBendedKnee - 09-22-2012
^
Agreed.
Planted a smile on my face, for sure!
RE: HOLY MOLY! - Lady Cop - 09-22-2012
she's a killer. story & pics at link:
A new documentary is set to reveal the astonishing true life story of a woman who testified falsely to murder but was found innocent on the grounds that her burgeoning obesity could never have allowed her to commit the crime.
TLC's Half-Ton Killer? tells of how, in March 2008, Texan Mayra Rosales, 31, told police officers that she had killed her two-year-old nephew, Eliseo Jr, by accidentally rolling on top of him while babysitting.
Such was her 1,100lb frame, Mayra imagined her story to be believable, but after doctors revealed that the boy could only have died from a blow to the head, the reality that she was so big she couldn't move her arm, became her attorney's main argument for her defense.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2206873/Too-fat-murder-TLCs-Half-Ton-Killer-tells-shocking-tale-1-100lb-woman-confessed-killing-nephew--weight-proved-testimony-LIE.html#ixzz27FfTPgdH
RE: HOLY MOLY! - Clang McFly - 09-22-2012
Chop off her bottom half and she ain't that bad looking. I'd tittyfuck her.
RE: HOLY MOLY! - sally - 09-22-2012
(09-22-2012, 10:59 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Chop off her bottom half and she ain't that bad looking. I'd tittyfuck her.
You'd titty fuck your pillow, Clang. That's really not saying much.
RE: HOLY MOLY! - Clang McFly - 09-23-2012
(09-22-2012, 11:08 PM)sally Wrote:(09-22-2012, 10:59 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Chop off her bottom half and she ain't that bad looking. I'd tittyfuck her.
You'd titty fuck your pillow, Clang. That's really not saying much.
True.
*wonders if its worth the risk of shards of broken glass to tittyfuck his mirror image*
RE: HOLY MOLY! - ZEROSPHERES - 09-23-2012
![[Image: UTDEYI_zps7ff4209f.jpg]](http://i976.photobucket.com/albums/ae245/zerospheres/UTDEYI_zps7ff4209f.jpg)
RE: HOLY MOLY! - Clang McFly - 09-23-2012
^I thought you were going to do a photochop.
RE: HOLY MOLY! - Duchess - 09-23-2012
I hope I get that mental image whenever I want more ice cream.
RE: HOLY MOLY! - OnBendedKnee - 09-23-2012
^
A scoop or two is fine.
It's when you take the lid off a half gallon without the intent of putting it back. That's bad.
RE: HOLY MOLY! - Ilyanna - 09-23-2012
Oh, I know that mechanism, it's called 'being on the rag' round here. That, or 'being socially responsible enough to not off the random mf that hurts my feelings'
