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Gosh darn it - Maggot - 12-23-2012
My furnace was short cycling for only 60 seconds yesterday so I put my tester on the high limit switch because thats what goes first and found that it was junk so I by passed it to at least get heat and my blower motor went. I took it out and after a bunch of tries finally got the allen screw out that holds it on the shaft.
I figured I could just call my tech at work and give him a 20 spot to come in and cross referance my Ducane with a rheem and maybe get a a universal that had all the wires but you only used the ones that you needed for your furnace. I called him up and he lives out in the woods where cell phones do not work I had his landline phone but cannot find it. Now I have to drive 30 miles and go pounding on his house to get him to come back with me and fire up his computer to get the right crossover blower model so I can have heat again.
Merry fucking Christmas Maggot.
RE: Gosh darn it - OnBendedKnee - 12-23-2012
Cold furnace yet a warm heart.
RE: Gosh darn it - Duchess - 12-23-2012
(12-23-2012, 11:20 AM)Maggot Wrote: Merry fucking Christmas Maggot.
Consider yourself lucky on a couple different levels. You actually know what you're doing & you don't have to get a professional that will cost an arm and a leg.
RE: Gosh darn it - OnBendedKnee - 12-23-2012
Right now his arm and leg are about frozen off, but yes- Duchess's sentiments are apropos.
RE: Gosh darn it - Maggot - 12-23-2012
I'm heading out and I hope his dog is not on the loose. That thing scares me, it growles, barks then goes full bore at you until he stops 12 inches away just barking. Its a doberman/ greyhound cross. The thing is huge.
RE: Gosh darn it - Duchess - 12-23-2012
(12-23-2012, 11:37 AM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: Duchess's sentiments are apropos.
I prefer to think positive rather than wallow in self pity.
RE: Gosh darn it - Jimbone - 12-23-2012
(12-23-2012, 11:39 AM)Maggot Wrote: I'm heading out and I hope his dog is not on the loose. That thing scares me, it growles, barks then goes full bore at you until he stops 12 inches away just barking. Its a doberman/ greyhound cross. The thing is huge.
Bring it a steak. Then it will stop wherever you throw it
RE: Gosh darn it - username - 12-23-2012
(12-23-2012, 11:20 AM)Maggot Wrote: 먼저 내 송풍기 모터 갔다 적어도 열을 얻을을 전달하여 내가 너무 및 정크 것으로 나타났습니다갑니다 먹으 무엇 때문에이 높은 리미트 스위치에서 내 테스터를 넣어 수 있도록 내 용광로는 60 초 동안 어제 짧은 사이클링했다. 내가 꺼내려고 잔뜩 한 후 마지막으로 샤프트에 보유 알렌 나사를 구.
난 그냥 직장에서 내 기술 전화를 그에게로 와서 referance를 건너 내 Ducane을 rheem과 그리고 아마도 모든 전선을 가지고 AA 범용을 얻을 수있는 20 자리를 줄 수 생각하지만, 당신은 단지 당신의 용광로에 필요한 것을 거 사용 했어요. 내가 전화해서 그는 휴대폰 내가 그의 유선 전화를 가지고 있지만 찾을 수 없습니다 작동하지 않습니다 숲에서 살고있다. 지금은 30 마일을 운전 그가 나에게 와서 내가 다시 열 수 있도록 오른쪽 크로스 오버 송풍기 모델을 얻을 수 자신의 컴퓨터를 발사하게 자신의 집에 들리고 가야 해요.
Merry fucking Christmas Maggot.
Hope your day gets better.
RE: Gosh darn it - Jimbone - 12-23-2012
I literally burst out laughing when I saw that. Thanks user!
RE: Gosh darn it - Duchess - 12-23-2012
I hope the dog didn't get you, Maggot :(
RE: Gosh darn it - Duchess - 12-24-2012
Maggotyboo where are you? You were going out into the wilderness & there was a mad dog too & then a freak winter storm approached and you were almost buried out upon the frozen tundra, quick thinker and boyscout that you are you quickly rubbed two twigs together and proceeded to send smoke signals to your pal Pete who, guided by the North star , rode in on his 1974 Evinrude snowmobile to save the day. Whew...now you're sitting in the bosom of your family. Thanks, Pete!
RE: Gosh darn it - Maggot - 02-11-2013
Last Christmas I was dog sick when my furnace died I fixed it and sick as all hell opened presents on Christmas day. It snowed that week and as I had the entire week off laid in bed along with my wife who was also sick as we listened to my kids play with toys. We took shifts sitting on the couch feeling miserable. Until I forced her to go to the doctors and get medicine for the respitory ailment that we both shared. Oh! I almost forgot.......We shoveled out the day after it snowed I could only muster 15 min of shoveling with her falling at 10 min.
Needless to say it was the very worst Christmas I ever had and ranks right up there with the time I hitchhiked home from Boston when I was 16 on Christmas eve because I spent my bus fare on 2 joints that turned out to be Oregano from a smelly black guy in the commons.
Sorry for the flashback but I am scanning my old unanswered threads. Beware.
RE: Gosh darn it - aussiefriend - 02-11-2013
That Oregano gives you a headache.
RE: Gosh darn it - username - 02-12-2013
(02-11-2013, 10:45 PM)Maggot Wrote: Until I forced her to go to the doctors and get medicine for the respitory ailment that we both shared.
You forced her?? Please tell me how you accomplished that. I imagine "begged her" is closer to the truth.