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JESUS CHRIST - Duchess - 04-12-2013
There isn't an eyeroll big enough...
Do not try this at home. Do not try this anywhere. Just do not try it.
A man in China's southeastern Guangdong province admitted himself to a local hospital after he reportedly got a live eel stuck inside him. According to British tabloid The Sun, the man inserted the 20-inch-long Asian swamp eel into his anus after seeing it done in a porn movie, and he had to endure all-night surgery to have it extracted.
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RE: JESUS CHRIST - F.U. - 04-12-2013
Why did I click on this thread
why did I click on this thread why oh why did I click on this thread 
RE: JESUS CHRIST - ramseycat - 04-12-2013
(04-12-2013, 11:49 AM)F.U. Dont ask again Wrote: Why did I click on this thread
What he said.
Duchess, you need to name your threads better. Another totally not what I expected.
RE: JESUS CHRIST - Maggot - 04-12-2013
He should have inserted a guppy first for some real fun.
RE: JESUS CHRIST - username - 04-12-2013
I wonder if insurance covers that.
RE: JESUS CHRIST - Clang McFly - 04-12-2013
I wonder what the name of the porno was.
*curious*
Off to google eel anus porno.
RE: JESUS CHRIST - Jimbone - 04-12-2013
Since it was China, I'm going to guess it was "#13 brown rice hot and spicy".
RE: JESUS CHRIST - sally - 04-12-2013
If you go out for sushi don't get the eel roll, you don't know where they've been.
RE: JESUS CHRIST - Clang McFly - 04-12-2013
(04-12-2013, 01:16 PM)Jimbone Wrote: Since it was China, I'm going to guess it was "#13 brown rice hot and spicy".
