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John Cleese appreciation thread
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#1
08-17-2008, 11:13 AM
Better than Robin Williams............::stir::

Cleese video
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08-17-2008, 11:23 AM
I've got the whole Fawlty Towers set and the whole Monty Python's Flying Circus set. Went to see Spamalot the first year it was out.

The whole of the Python Troop together or apart is absolutely the funniest comedic team/people out there.
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#3
08-17-2008, 12:28 PM
Maggot Wrote:Better than Robin Williams............::stir::

Cleese video

SYPHILLIS is better than Robin Williams!

::stir::::stir::
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#4
08-17-2008, 02:11 PM
Tommy Tourette Wrote:
Maggot Wrote:Better than Robin Williams............::stir::

Cleese video

SYPHILLIS is better than Robin Williams!

::stir::::stir::

Indeed, bowel cancer is funnier than Robin fucking Williams

John Cleese is on a different level both as a comedian and an actor.
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08-19-2008, 08:19 PM
(Set: A tobacconist's shop.)
Text on screen: In 1970, the British Empire lay in ruins, and foreign nationalists frequented the streets - many of them Hungarians (not the streets - the foreign nationals). Anyway, many of these Hungarians went into tobacconist's shops to buy cigarettes....

A Hungarian tourist approaches the clerk. The tourist is reading haltingly from a phrase book.

Hungarian: I will not buy this record, it is scratched.
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#6
08-19-2008, 08:19 PM
Clerk: Sorry?
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08-19-2008, 08:20 PM
Hungarian: I will not buy this record, it is scratched.
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#8
08-19-2008, 08:20 PM
Clerk: Uh, no, no, no. This is a tobacconist's.
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08-19-2008, 08:21 PM
Hungarian: Ah! I will not buy this *tobacconist's*, it is scratched.
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08-19-2008, 08:21 PM
Clerk: No, no, no, no. Tobacco...um...cigarettes (holds up a pack).
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08-19-2008, 08:22 PM
Hungarian: Ya! See-gar-ets! Ya! Uh...My hovercraft is full of eels.

(pretends to strike a match).
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#12
08-19-2008, 08:36 PM
Would Cannibal Bitch and Explosion Bitch like to be left alone? ::blink::::dunno::::wait::
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#13
08-19-2008, 09:07 PM
my favorite Cleese bit of all time was his goose-stepping send-up of the germans. ::lmao::

and i find Rowan Atkinson equally hilarious! Smiley_emoticons_biggrin





















































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08-19-2008, 11:28 PM
Sinister Wrote:Would Cannibal Bitch and Explosion Bitch like to be left alone? ::blink::::dunno::::wait::

What can I say? It's the uniform that's attractive.

Hey, Cracker Jack.....do you waaaanntto go back to my place, bouncy bouncy?
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#15
08-20-2008, 06:33 PM
Clerk: (handing Cannibal Bitch some matches) Here, I don't think you're using that thing right.
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#16
08-20-2008, 06:36 PM
Hungarian: If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I...I am no longer infected.
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08-20-2008, 06:37 PM
Clerk: Uh, may I, uh...(takes phrase book, flips through it)...Costs six and six...ah, here we are. (speaks weird Hungarian-sounding words)
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#18
08-20-2008, 06:39 PM
Hungarian punches the clerk.

Meanwhile, a policeman on a quiet street cups his ear as if hearing a cry of distress. He sprints for many blocks and finally enters the tobacconist's.

Cop: What's going on here then?

Hungarian: Ah. You have beautiful thighs.
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#19
08-20-2008, 06:40 PM
Cop: (looks down at himself) WHAT?!?

Clerk: He hit me!
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#20
08-20-2008, 06:40 PM
Hungarian: Drop your panties, Sir William; I cannot wait 'til lunchtime. (points at clerk)
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