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11-25-2010, 06:16 PM
Happy Thanksgiving and all. So, did you eat too much? What did you eat too much of? I decided to spare a turkey and made a pot roast in the crock pot. Turned out well. Made a side of asparagus, and baked hubby a sweet tater. Finished off with some not home made apple pie.
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11-25-2010, 09:02 PM
My job at the end of the day is to take the turkey and strip the bones of meat, put the meat in a bucket and freeze the bones and mucky stuff in a bag. Then give it to the lady up the street who then turns it into a really great soup.
This year was the same as every other year but when I went to wash my hands I noticed that my pinky finger was missing a piece of the fingernail. It was like cracked along the top and jagged like it was ripped off. it was not bleeding so I never thought much about it but now believe it is in the bucket of meat.
Electric lady lunchland what can I do now? I am afraid to confess that I lost a pinky fingernail in the meat bucket. My best bet is to shut my yapper on this one I think, but will take anyones advice today.
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11-25-2010, 09:42 PM
Turkey bones + Maggot's pinky nail might make an interesting soup. I'd let it go but probably decline if you're offered an invitation to her soup supper.
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11-25-2010, 09:44 PM
I wonder how my sister manages to disappear when it's time to do dishes at my mom's house. It's eerie--one minute she's there and then *poof* she's gone. 52
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11-25-2010, 10:06 PM
I think if I try I may be able to stuff one piece of coconut cream pie down my gullet..........just one piece though, with whipped cream. It would not fit earlier today.
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11-25-2010, 10:08 PM
(11-25-2010, 09:44 PM)username Wrote: I wonder how my sister manages to disappear when it's time to do dishes at my mom's house. It's eerie--one minute she's there and then *poof* she's gone. 52

Maybe she's a magician. A kitchen magician.
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11-25-2010, 10:30 PM
(11-25-2010, 10:06 PM)Maggot Wrote: I think if I try I may be able to stuff one piece of coconut cream pie down my gullet..........just one piece though, with whipped cream. It would not fit earlier today.

Did you have a bowel movement? If so, I think Duchess would love to hear the details.

I'm about to dig in to a piece of pumpkin pie, maybe some pecan pie and icecream. I NEED to have a bowel movement! lol, I'm about to explode but I'm still going to make room. Smiley_emoticons_smile
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11-25-2010, 10:34 PM
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11-25-2010, 10:35 PM
(11-25-2010, 10:08 PM)Maggot Wrote:
(11-25-2010, 09:44 PM)username Wrote: I wonder how my sister manages to disappear when it's time to do dishes at my mom's house. It's eerie--one minute she's there and then *poof* she's gone. 52

Maybe she's a magician. A kitchen magician.

She might be that but right now, I think she's just passed out on schnaaps or something. Grrr. You can pick your friends but not your relatives and all that. *sigh*

No pie for her!
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