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#21
03-15-2011, 07:29 PM
I was sooooo hoping for a "Garbanzo" bean or "Chick" pea reference form this one.

Alas . . . another newbie flaming fag.

Allah isn't being Akbar to Mock.
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#22
03-15-2011, 07:39 PM
Dear Madam Fuck me,

you just feel left out of the picture, hence you being slightly ... upset. I understand, 3 of my 4 wifes are close to your behaviour. Apart from Nejad. Nejad is a beautiful flower to behold. Understanding, patient, and does not blink an eye doing my laundry. And so not judgemental.

Now bend towards Mekka and raise your buttocks in silent prayer for you have sinned. Plenty no doubt.
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#23
03-15-2011, 07:41 PM


Mo, how did you discover Mock?
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#24
03-15-2011, 07:41 PM
C'mon, Mo.

You're Bacha Bazi.

Still have your pistachios?
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#25
03-15-2011, 07:49 PM
(03-15-2011, 07:41 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Mo, how did you discover Mock?

He came across the troll bridge.



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#26
03-15-2011, 07:52 PM
I am truly flabbergasted Madam Fuck me!! Understandably you must be going "But why?"

We'll, I have a mountain of empty pistachio shells right here in front of me! No goaty shit!

Anyway, back to my beautiful flower holding her grape juice oh so firmly. It was during Iftar that a voice whispered into my ear "Mock!" out of nowhere. When you have about a hundred faithful buttocks rising up in the air, it is a bit confusing following that order. Not to mention dangerous. But it was when I sat down in front of my faithful screen that the voice came to me once more. It said ... "Mock!".

The rest is clearly history.

I live in Yemen. We love Grape Juice!!
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#27
03-15-2011, 07:58 PM
(03-15-2011, 07:49 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(03-15-2011, 07:41 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Mo, how did you discover Mock?

He came across the troll bridge.

hah

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#28
03-15-2011, 07:59 PM
I kinda like this sheet-head. hah
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#29
03-15-2011, 08:02 PM
(03-15-2011, 07:59 PM)Maggot Wrote: I kinda like this sheet-head. hah

He makes me to laugh from way down inside, while at same time, always envisioning '100 faithful buttocks' rising in unison. I'll be back in about 5 minutes....
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03-15-2011, 08:03 PM
(03-15-2011, 07:59 PM)Maggot Wrote: I kinda like this sheet-head. hah


I do too. Smiley_emoticons_fies

Its posts are flawless, it exhibits humor, wit & intelligence...but I've profiled it.

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#31
03-15-2011, 08:03 PM
Ok my beloved infidels, it is time now to face Mekka.

Tudles, sweet dreams, and remember, Moses makes Hitler look like Mamma Theresa on E.
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#32
03-15-2011, 08:04 PM
God hates orange. Also he told me to tell you he fucking hates being called "Allah" and the virgin thing was a joke. He totally didn't think anyone was stupid enough to buy that shit.

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03-15-2011, 08:04 PM
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#34
03-15-2011, 08:04 PM
He's just like Donkeh . . .

Except for the "ratting" on his friends, thing.

Both are eunuchs.

Needs to bring the Islam game up, a bit - he's more muslin than Muslim.
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03-15-2011, 08:07 PM
(03-15-2011, 08:04 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: am i mistaken in thinking it's MECCA?

No.

He was speaking "terrorist" Ebonics.
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03-15-2011, 08:09 PM
(03-15-2011, 08:04 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: He's just like Donkeh . . .


ding ding ding, give the little shit a seeegar!

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#37
03-15-2011, 08:25 PM
Shit. Jihad at Mock.
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#38
03-15-2011, 08:40 PM
(03-15-2011, 08:04 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: am i mistaken in thinking it's MECCA?

No, you're correct. He spells like shit. I guess he figures if it's Islamic bullshit, none of us will notice. Honestly, not a bad bet.
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#39
03-16-2011, 02:46 AM
Greetings my wonderfully talkative bunch of infidels, Alahu akbar and Mo's his only Prophet.

You must excuse my terrible knowledge of the English language, it is not my first .... and to agree with Mr. White, it will not be my last. Today is a great day! Not only shall we finally bring freedom to my country but also Ahmed was right in front of me during morning prayers. And Ahmed does smell terribly nice. I must ask him about his choice of cologne.

And no, God does not hate Orange. He actually loves fruit. And Dates of course. And remote controlled cars. And elevators. For his love is infinite. He also loves Virgins, or else he would not make so many, but I believe they are over rated. Virgins are a terrible thing. It is like getting on top of a wild horse with psychotic problems and personal issues without a saddle! Something like that can not only leave your blessed balls blue in no time but also bite marks all over your shins.
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#40
03-16-2011, 10:03 AM
Clearly this one is too stupid to realize that isn't really Duchess in her avatar. I mean come on.
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