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A gun is a weapon.
The same way a knuckleduster is a weapon and not a tool.
The same way a hand grenade is a weapon and not a tool.
I love the fact dick is going out of his way to make himself look like a moron.
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(04-30-2011, 11:25 AM)IMaDick Wrote: Of course it is, Duchess, and the basic function of a hammer.....you people are having a hard time with the concept.......
Dick....You and Sarah Palin have the same basic function. To appear bright and think you know what you are talking about. When you speak at length we can see how our time and attention is being wasted.
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(04-30-2011, 10:54 AM)Duchess Wrote:
If a gun is a tool then what is its original purpose?
To kill animals so we can eat. It was a tool invented to provide a mechanical advantage, as all tools are. F=MA (force equals mass times acceleration). Since we wouldn't be able to carry a huge fucking rock to throw at an animal (increasing mass to increase force), we went the other way and accelerated small projectiles.
Human nature and necessity turned it into a weapon. Blame David for killing Goliath. We used slings (predate guns as hunting tools that "shoot" projectiles) for hunting, too.
Same deal with cars.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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(04-30-2011, 11:42 AM)IMaDick Wrote: You could also describe a gun as a machine. it's a machine designed to shoot bullets.
I give my Industrial Technology seal of approval.
Any tool that provides a mechanical advantage can be used as a weapon. If OP doesn't believe you, he can come over here and I'll beat the fuck out of him with a stick.
I am NOT dick's homeboy (although I am quite fond of him), but he isn't as dumb as you people are pretending. People who work with machines understand physics to a great degree than people who sit on their asses and shovel in empty calories all day. I recognize his understanding at times. If you can't recognize when he is correct, that is a personal issue.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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I never dreamed I'd see that kind of bullshit coming from you of all fuckin' people.
Jesus Christ.
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(04-30-2011, 11:47 AM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: A gun is a weapon.
The same way a knuckleduster is a weapon and not a tool.
The same way a hand grenade is a weapon and not a tool.
I love the fact dick is going out of his way to make himself look like a moron.
For all the stupid fuckers, a weapon IS a tool. Jesus Christ.
You don't have to go out of your way to appear stupid. It is your natural state.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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(04-30-2011, 12:56 PM)Duchess Wrote:
I never dreamed I'd see that kind of bullshit coming from you of all fuckin' people.
Jesus Christ.
It is a branch of science, Duchess, that also has historical constructs. People study this shit.
People study most shit. You would need to be familiar with the particular field/discipline to recognize it, but it's true. It is very important as a grown person to be able to distinguish fact from opinion. If you state the fact first, you can have any opinion you want. (Not yourself, "you" used in the larger sense of everyone BUT me. hahaha)
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This poll does prove that most people don't have a basic understanding of what a fucking tool is. Monkeys use tools. Just because we use a certain tool as a weapon most of the time (some real hunting goes on in the South, so weapons are only turned on others in urban settings) DOES NOT mean it also isn't a tool. It's like saying a Pit Bull isn't a dog because it is a weapon. It is still a fucking dog.
The poll is flawed. So sorry.
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From mountain to
boulder to
rock *throws rock* to
sling *slings rock* to
catapult *shoots rock* to
trebuchet *hurls fucking rock really, really hard*
It's still a fucking rock.
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A gun does EXACTLY what it was designed to do. It does not have another use.
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(04-30-2011, 01:12 PM)Cracker Wrote: It's still a fucking rock.
Yeah...and a gun is still a fuckin' firearm.
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(04-30-2011, 01:14 PM)Duchess Wrote: (04-30-2011, 01:12 PM)Cracker Wrote: It's still a fucking rock.
Yeah...and a gun is still a fuckin' firearm.
Any weapon is a TOOL. Tool is the overriding classification. You can't separate weapons from tools. Like the Animal Kingdom, everything is still either vertebrate of invertebrate, you can't separate OP from the vertebrate classification just because he has no backbone and is a tool. hahahaha
Anything that provides a mechanical advantage is a tool, whether it be used as a weapon or not.
My professor told me ANY tool is a weapon, depending on how you hold it.
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(04-30-2011, 01:27 PM)Cracker Wrote: Anything that provides a mechanical advantage is a tool, whether it be used as a weapon or not.
My professor told me ANY tool is a weapon, depending on how you hold it.
Cracker....Your contributions are most interesting and are a welcomed read. The only issue I have with IMaDick is his resorting to name calling and character assassination when he thinks it will help him win his arguement. Oh, and his polarizing an issue with inflammatory rhetoric, but lacking any evidentiary foundation or probative value...other than that his statements are readable...
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(04-30-2011, 12:56 PM)Duchess Wrote:
I never dreamed I'd see that kind of bullshit coming from you of all fuckin' people.
Jesus Christ.
Seriously Duchess...did you expect anything different? If so, you obviously don't know Mockers very well.
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?
You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.
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Bottom line..Tool=general catagory that can contain almost an infinite amount of items. Weapon=a subcategory of tool.
You may close this thread now.
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?
You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.
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a gun is a tool of my trade.
but it is a weapon.
i do not recall having to take screwdriver qualification at the academy. on the screwdriver range. with the screwdriver instructor.
the reason for that is we do not generally cause people to die by the use of screwdrivers. sometimes, but not usually. we do not need to be licensed to carry wood planes. or saws.
this entire thread is one of semantics.
a rose by any other name...is still a rose
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(04-30-2011, 01:49 PM)thekid65 Wrote: Bottom line..Tool=general catagory that can contain almost an infinite amount of items. Weapon=a subcategory of tool.
You may close this thread now.
I think it was an interesting study that proves 75% of people are full of shit.
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Here is the most interesting angle to me: Even though it easily PROVEN that a gun is, in fact, a sort of tool, those 75% would still NOT change their answer. It is the human way. It is why is it so difficult to unteach things and unring bells. Once you think you know something, it is very difficult to get you to "unknow" it.
That is what makes Democrats possible. hahahahahahahaha
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(04-30-2011, 01:45 PM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote: The only issue I have with IMaDick is his resorting to name calling and character assassination when he thinks it will help him win his arguement. Oh, and his polarizing an issue with inflammatory rhetoric, but lacking any evidentiary foundation or probative value...other than that his statements are readable...
This is a matter of perspective. I see OP in EXACTLY the way you see dick. Who is correct?
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(04-30-2011, 01:45 PM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote: (04-30-2011, 01:27 PM)Cracker Wrote: Anything that provides a mechanical advantage is a tool, whether it be used as a weapon or not.
My professor told me ANY tool is a weapon, depending on how you hold it.
Cracker....Your contributions are most interesting and are a welcomed read. The only issue I have with IMaDick is his resorting to name calling and character assassination when he thinks it will help him win his arguement. Oh, and his polarizing an issue with inflammatory rhetoric, but lacking any evidentiary foundation or probative value...other than that his statements are readable...
Fuck you Moron no "E" in argument, Inflammatory perhaps, probative absolutely, evidenced by your remark quoted above.
The name calling was all about me being right and was done by those who were wrong, everyone knew I was right, I knew I was right, you on the other hand stretched your panties over your head, kissed ass to be part of the clique and failed to stand on your own two feet.
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