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The most offensive World Records
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#1
10-16-2008, 08:53 PM
You think that Guiness show is annoying and revolting? Do a bit more research and,well
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10-16-2008, 08:56 PM
thanks. i'm a cop and have seen everything. but i am going to puke now. ::bvomit::

















































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10-16-2008, 09:03 PM
GREATEST DISTANCE ATTAINED FOR A JET OF SEMEN
Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in with a
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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10-16-2008, 09:31 PM
It was the two hour dump that bothered me. My ass would go to sleep after 15 minutes.
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10-16-2008, 10:00 PM
Fuck ...
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10-16-2008, 10:09 PM
I'm actually rather surprised it wasn't LMPP who found this topic. She is the bitch of gross in this place, yanno! ::bigg::
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10-16-2008, 10:28 PM
Yes, I know. :(
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#8
10-16-2008, 10:34 PM
Quote:MOST CAVERNOUS CROTCH
Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without preparation, completely insert a lubricated American football into her vagina (this, for the uniformed, is what one calls a loose, sloppy **insert vulgar label for female genitalia here**).

Fucking hell, you`d need to be hung like a donkey to satisfy that bitch.
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10-16-2008, 10:44 PM
Howard_hopkinso Wrote:
Quote:MOST CAVERNOUS CROTCH
Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without preparation, completely insert a lubricated American football into her vagina (this, for the uniformed, is what one calls a loose, sloppy **insert vulgar label for female genitalia here**).

Fucking hell, you`d need to be hung like a donkey to satisfy that bitch.
I think an elephant would be more satisfying for her. Have you ever seen a maleelephant in musth? That schlong is like, 5 feet long! ::scared::[Image: supershock2.gif]
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10-17-2008, 02:47 AM
Holy Shit !...Have people no shame ?!...A freakin' football !!
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10-17-2008, 05:01 AM
The phrase "Throwing a sausage up a back street" springs to mind hehe.
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#12
10-17-2008, 05:07 AM
That chick with the big...umm, I don't even know what to call it, why oh why would she let her own name be used ???? That's not something to be proud of !...Hells Bells !
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#13
10-17-2008, 05:56 AM
My thoughts exactly Duchess.

There are some very very strange people in this world and nothing really surprises me anymore.
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