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Got plans for Saturday? World is coming to an end!!
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#21
05-17-2011, 03:33 PM
(05-17-2011, 03:29 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote:
(05-17-2011, 03:21 PM)IMaDick Wrote: The ten commandments? read the new testament.

The law of God was satisfied in Christ.

If you don't follow the ten commandmants you aren't a Christian plain and simple.

You have killed people in the execution of your duty as a cop and you frequently make up lies about me at mock.

That's two commandments broken, better start packing some asbestos underwear for the afterlife dipshit.

Sorry OP, the ten commandments are old testament, they have been superceded by Christ and His 2 commandments, the law of God was satisfied by the Blood of Christ.

Grace OP.


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#22
05-17-2011, 03:34 PM
(05-17-2011, 03:30 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I never talk about the bible with anyone. I interpret it my own way & God is cool with that.

Better not let dick here you say you have conversations with God otherwise he will start calling you crazy and delusioned.

When you talk to God you are praying.

When God talks to you you are schizophrenic.

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#23
05-17-2011, 03:37 PM
You bastards better put on your flame retardant suits because it's going to be a hot one this Saturday.
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05-17-2011, 03:37 PM


If God starts talking to me it will scare the crap outta me! Smiley_emoticons_shocked

I was going to make a wise crack about praying/God and orgasms but never mind. No one is "getting" me today. hah
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#25
05-17-2011, 03:40 PM
(05-17-2011, 03:33 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Sorry OP, the ten commandments are old testament, they have been superceded by Christ and His 2 commandments, the law of God was satisfied by the Blood of Christ.

Grace OP.

check it out.

When the various schisms of christianity can actually decide what divine grace is get back to me.

Catholics say one thing Protestants say another.

And so the inconsistent charade of lies and self delusion begins.
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05-17-2011, 04:59 PM
I put Athiests and Southern baptist ministers in the same basket. Both will go to their deathbed trying to save the other. Priest
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#27
05-17-2011, 07:35 PM
Well, according to Stephen Hawking, Heaven is a "big Fairy Story" and there is actually no room in the cosmos for it.
read on.. http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2011/05/17...ys/?hpt=T2
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#28
05-17-2011, 07:53 PM
I have decided I really don't care what other people believe. If people want to think someone/something else controls this world, and that they can kiss big ole' God ass to cheat death, that is their choice.

Just don't knock on my door and wake my ass up on a Saturday.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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05-17-2011, 08:27 PM
Anybody read the mytholgy of other nations?
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05-17-2011, 08:44 PM
(05-17-2011, 08:27 PM)Adub Wrote: Anybody read the mytholgy of other nations?

I think the Mormons (and maybe the Scientologists) are the only non-foreign religions around here if you don't include the Native beliefs.

Jesus wasn't American. I know that hurts, people, but he wasn't white and wasn't a Democrat.

I'm so sorry.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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05-17-2011, 08:47 PM
Was Jesus black? He was certainly tan at the very least. Soooo, if the Son of God isn't white, IS GOD A NIGGER?

hahahahahaha!

I'm going to Hell. We all know the Devil is white.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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05-17-2011, 08:48 PM
If God IS a nog, can somebody ask Him why His people can't STFU at the movies?

Thanks.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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#33
05-17-2011, 08:49 PM
No wonder He taught people how to part the waters: Black folks can't swim.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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05-17-2011, 08:49 PM
He also told people not to eat pork because He wanted it all to Himself: Black people LOVE pork ribs.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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05-17-2011, 09:10 PM
God is not black. Iirc, the black thing started with Noah's son Ham. Ham was cursed with dark-skin.
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#36
05-17-2011, 09:17 PM
hahahahaha

That is worse than my BS, Adub.

Rational explanations of the "curse" of blackness is somehow worse than having a sick sense of humor.

Didn't Moses marry a black woman? That's why Jews have fucked up hair. They should blame Moses.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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#37
05-17-2011, 09:18 PM
i've been saving this Moses cartoon. hah thanks Cracker!


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#38
05-17-2011, 09:36 PM
Pork is good with Hosin sauce. The Asians got it right. Thanks for that railroad..................Suckers! Smiley_emoticons_fies
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