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Holla for the Bitches!
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05-28-2011, 11:41 AM
Once upon a time I was told I was a hurtful bitch. Being slightly insecure at that stage in my life, i decided to soften up the attitude. HUGE effing mistake! After several encounters with manipulative assholes and a newly developed taste for Jack Daniels, I've re-embraced my inner bitch. Damn it feels good to be back!
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05-28-2011, 11:50 AM
I might just like you, or maybe not.

Lose sleep over the above statement, and we'll go from there.
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?

You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.

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05-28-2011, 12:02 PM
welcome to mock where your inner bitch is all that you have to cling to.
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05-28-2011, 12:05 PM
do you own a toothbrush?
Fug duh kund
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05-28-2011, 12:15 PM
I own a sonicare toothbrush. If I was smart enough I'd create an attachment that would allow it to double as a vibrator.
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05-28-2011, 12:16 PM
I'm going to lose sleep over your "do not click this link" in your signature...I REALLY want to click it!
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05-28-2011, 12:19 PM
By all means, go right ahead...

As far as the toothbrush/vibrator conversion..if you were to becme a member, I'm sure I could find a vid to post for you in the nuduty section.
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?

You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.

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05-28-2011, 05:21 PM
(05-28-2011, 11:41 AM)Ladyfingers Wrote: I've re-embraced my inner bitch.


I wouldn't want you any other way. 27

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05-28-2011, 05:22 PM
I agree Duches, it is better that she only touch herself.
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05-28-2011, 05:23 PM
(05-28-2011, 12:16 PM)Ladyfingers Wrote: I'm going to lose sleep over your "do not click this link" in your signature...I REALLY want to click it!

i'd advise you not to. it's nasty malware. difficult to get rid of.

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05-28-2011, 05:25 PM
(05-28-2011, 05:22 PM)IMaDick Wrote: I agree Duches, it is better that she only touch herself.


You started without me again today, didn't you, baby?

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05-28-2011, 05:41 PM
I'm off for three days, what can I say?
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05-28-2011, 08:24 PM
If this one is younger than 40, she's funny.
If she is between 40 and 49, she's lonely.
If she's between 50 and 59, she's scary.
If she's older than 60, she's cool.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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06-01-2011, 01:58 PM
Just use the backside, the side without the bristles
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06-03-2011, 10:25 AM
(05-28-2011, 05:23 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: i'd advise you not to. it's nasty malware. difficult to get rid of.


FYI, it wasnt "malware". I'd never post a link that would harm, or potentially damage anyones computer.

Give me some credit, woman.

Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?

You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.

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06-03-2011, 10:34 AM
(06-03-2011, 10:25 AM)thekid65 Wrote:
(05-28-2011, 05:23 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: i'd advise you not to. it's nasty malware. difficult to get rid of.


FYI, it wasnt "malware". I'd never post a link that would harm, or potentially damage anyones computer.

Give me some credit, woman.

credit for posting a lewd nasty thing that was only possible to get rid of by closing down and rebooting? it may not have been technically whatever the definition of malware is. depends on what the definition of "is" is.

i felt i had to click on it to see whatever members and guests would be seeing. i was not happy.

















































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06-03-2011, 10:37 AM
Stop it LC, the kid has been a good friend to mock as per Duchess.

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06-03-2011, 10:42 AM
(06-03-2011, 10:34 AM)Lady Cop Wrote: credit for posting a lewd nasty thing that was only possible to get rid of by closing down and rebooting? it may not have been technically whatever the definition of malware is. depends on what the definition of "is" is.

i felt i had to click on it to see whatever members and guests would be seeing. i was not happy.

Sigh...first of all, it's not my fault that you clicked on something you were warned not to. Secondly, going to your taskbar and right clicking your browser and selecting "close" was the simple solution...or if you couldnt figure that out, there's this nifty little thing called task manager. Lastly, it could have been worse..I could have posted a rick-rolled one. hah

Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?

You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.

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06-03-2011, 10:43 AM
(06-03-2011, 10:37 AM)IMaDick Wrote: Stop it LC, the kid has been a good friend to mock as per Duchess.

I'm the best friend one could ever have!

Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?

You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.

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