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New Here: Ready to Duck!
da sparkenator Offline
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#1
08-10-2011, 11:43 PM
Hello everyone, new to the forum here. You people seem down to earth and I can relate to all of you.

It worries me . . . making a therapy appointment tomorrow!

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08-10-2011, 11:57 PM
If you can relate to us, why are you in therapy?
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#3
08-11-2011, 12:00 AM
And why is your monkey on fire?
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08-11-2011, 12:03 AM
Don't get a therapist. For $500 I will give your flaming monkey a diagnosis and if you act before midnight tonight, I will add a second diagnosis absolutely free. Yes, act before midnight tonight and receive a second diagnosis absolutely free.
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#5
08-11-2011, 12:05 AM
I always love the "new to the forum" line.

Golly! Is that why you are starting a thread in the newbie arena?

Thanks for the "heads up", sport.

We never would have guessed!
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08-11-2011, 12:16 AM
Oh yea sure but I am SURE I will have to pay a separate handling fee!
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#7
08-11-2011, 12:17 AM
Ok so I am redundant! LOL STORY OF MY LIFE!
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#8
08-11-2011, 12:17 AM
ok look really closely . . .closer . .. CLOSER . . .

cause my name is da SPARKenator!
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08-11-2011, 12:19 AM
I'll handle you for a fee. After HellNurse finishes her flaming monkey psychiatric diagnosis, you just might need a little handling...
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#10
08-11-2011, 12:21 AM
Another genius who can't use a quote button. Save the welcome basket. This is not the one.
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08-11-2011, 12:22 AM
Hey . . . flame monkey!

Observe the lower right hand corner of a post. See the quote button.

Might wanna give it a try instead of flinging your responses like feces.
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#12
08-11-2011, 12:24 AM
(08-10-2011, 11:43 PM)da sparkenator Wrote: ...and I can relate to all of you.

That right there indicates that you have serious problems.
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08-11-2011, 12:24 AM
(08-11-2011, 12:21 AM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: Another genius who can't use a quote button. Save the welcome basket. This is not the one.

I got it! I got it! Wondered why the fruit in my welcome basket was spoiled!

Oops

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08-11-2011, 12:26 AM
(08-11-2011, 12:21 AM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: Another genius who can't use a quote button. Save the welcome basket. This is not the one.

It's a damned shame the two newbies, who are feeding the monkey witticisms, didn't offer this suggestion.

Selfish cunts.
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08-11-2011, 12:31 AM
So what exactly is "down to Earth"? Are you saying that this forum is without recreational or medicinal weeds?
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08-11-2011, 12:31 AM
(08-11-2011, 12:26 AM)BlueTiki Wrote:
(08-11-2011, 12:21 AM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: Another genius who can't use a quote button. Save the welcome basket. This is not the one.

It's a damned shame the two newbies, who are feeding the monkey witticisms, didn't offer this suggestion.

Selfish cunts.

Hey watch your language! I am NOT selfish! Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

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08-11-2011, 12:42 AM
(08-11-2011, 12:31 AM)da sparkenator Wrote: Hey watch your language! I am NOT selfish! Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

True.

You are an idiot.

I wasn't talking about you, tard.



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#18
08-11-2011, 12:45 AM
There must be a state run nutbarn that either closed or got wifi. That must be it. It's like the newbs sniffing the newbs in here.
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08-11-2011, 01:35 AM
(08-11-2011, 12:26 AM)BlueTiki Wrote:
(08-11-2011, 12:21 AM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: Another genius who can't use a quote button. Save the welcome basket. This is not the one.

It's a damned shame the two newbies, who are feeding the monkey witticisms, didn't offer this suggestion.

Selfish cunts.

How can you call me such a thing? I've been a Mock Member for a day now. Not such a "newbie" anymore.

"Selfish cunt" yeah, probably...

Where's the Sparkenator? Ducking already?




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#20
08-11-2011, 08:06 AM
hi Sparky. why do the newbies always show up when i have left for the night?

and how did you find Mock?

welcome. Smiley_emoticons_smile

















































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