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08-14-2011, 07:52 PM
trying to start my own thread....still figuring this site out- it's weird.
it's hot where i live. does this count???? or am i not "intellectual" enough to fit in here?
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08-14-2011, 07:57 PM
(08-14-2011, 07:52 PM)CRYSTAL FOSHEE Wrote: "intellectual" enough to fit in here?


I just used that word to describe some of our membership recently. Good observation! Awink

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08-14-2011, 08:01 PM
That's the first time anyone has described themselves as a scum bag in their intro.

Do your nipples point up or down?

Duchess meant new membership. don't fall for that shit.
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08-14-2011, 08:04 PM
(08-14-2011, 08:01 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Duchess meant new membership. don't fall for that shit.


I worded that wrong, didn't I. Oh well, the intellectuals will know.

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08-14-2011, 08:04 PM
i always ask newbies...how did you find Mock?

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08-14-2011, 08:13 PM
I always ask newbies for money.
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08-14-2011, 08:14 PM
(08-14-2011, 08:13 PM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: I always ask newbies for money.

her bank is offshore.





waaaay offshore.





nigeria.


heh heh




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08-14-2011, 08:16 PM
She is the Nigerian prince in need of my special skills!! I only am for wishing the helpness.

What an honor, señor highness sir! I trust you received my shipment of pebbles and sand?

I'm a big fan of irony. And untraceable money.
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08-14-2011, 08:32 PM
hmmm, seems i'm ok on the intellectual part, should fit right in - HA.
oh & see you confused the title of this thread....it's called scumbagS <-- see the " s " on the end makes it plural...meaning more than one...as in - all you guys here.
I myself am singular & if I were referring to myself, I would have said scumbag - or probably " I am a scumbag ".

and I found this site because I googled someone I care about & someone on here was trash talking about them...so I am on a mission to find that person & tear them a new asshole.
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08-14-2011, 08:35 PM
CF: and I found this site because I googled someone I care about & someone on here was trash talking about them...so I am on a mission to find that person & tear them a new asshole.



and who might that be? we do encourage that sort of thing. Smiley_emoticons_fies

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08-14-2011, 08:36 PM
(08-14-2011, 08:01 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Do your nipples point up or down?

What about yours?
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08-14-2011, 08:40 PM
(08-14-2011, 08:32 PM)CRYSTAL FOSHEE Wrote: hmmm, seems i'm ok on the intellectual part, should fit right in - HA.
oh & see you confused the title of this thread....it's called scumbagS <-- see the " s " on the end makes it plural...meaning more than one...as in - all you guys here.
I myself am singular & if I were referring to myself, I would have said scumbag - or probably " I am a scumbag ".

and I found this site because I googled someone I care about & someone on here was trash talking about them...so I am on a mission to find that person & tear them a new asshole.

or you would have posted what you did since you left out any identifiers and just fucked up and added an S because you're a retard.

I like my explaination better.

at any rate, you should have brought help, I know for a fact that there are some big asses in here, to tear a new the same size as the old one could be quite a job.

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08-14-2011, 08:42 PM
(08-14-2011, 08:36 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:
(08-14-2011, 08:01 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Do your nipples point up or down?

What about yours?

Aussie do you want to touch them? Smiley_emoticons_wink and see for yourself?
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08-14-2011, 08:43 PM
hmmm, seems i'm ok on the intellectual part, should fit right in - HA.
oh & see you confused the title of this thread....it's called scumbagS <-- see the " s " on the end makes it plural...meaning more than one...as in - all you guys here.
I myself am singular & if I were referring to myself, I would have said scumbag - or probably " I am a scumbag ".

and I found this site because I googled someone I care about & someone on here was trash talking about them...so I am on a mission to find that person & tear them a new asshole.

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08-14-2011, 08:45 PM
(08-14-2011, 08:32 PM)CRYSTAL FOSHEE Wrote: hmmm, seems i'm ok on the intellectual part, should fit right in - HA.
oh & see you confused the title of this thread....it's called scumbagS <-- see the " s " on the end makes it plural...meaning more than one...

Oh, shucks! You were hoping for a Family Membership!

I'm not aware that Mock is currently offering one, at this time.

Please contact the Membership Desk for additional information.

Or check back after the Holidays.

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08-14-2011, 08:47 PM
(08-14-2011, 08:32 PM)CRYSTAL FOSHEE Wrote: so I am on a mission to find that person & tear them a new asshole.


That sounds like fun! Respect-applause

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08-14-2011, 08:49 PM
(08-14-2011, 08:43 PM)CRYSTAL FOSHEE Wrote: hmmm, seems i'm ok on the intellectual part, should fit right in - HA.
oh & see you confused the title of this thread....it's called scumbagS <-- see the " s " on the end makes it plural...meaning more than one...as in - all you guys here.
I myself am singular & if I were referring to myself, I would have said scumbag - or probably " I am a scumbag ".

and I found this site because I googled someone I care about & someone on here was trash talking about them...so I am on a mission to find that person & tear them a new asshole.

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08-14-2011, 08:51 PM
(08-14-2011, 08:32 PM)CRYSTAL FOSHEE Wrote: and I found this site because I googled someone I care about & someone on here was trash talking about them...so I am on a mission to find that person & tear them a new asshole.

Does your friend look like a gorilla? Because if it is Michelle Obama, you can bring it on.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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08-14-2011, 08:51 PM
Save us the trouble of feigning the whole giving a shit thing and just spill the goods like a good little newb.
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08-14-2011, 08:52 PM
(08-14-2011, 08:49 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: is there a reason you posted this twice? #9 & 14

Mild retardation.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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