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(10-27-2011, 04:17 PM)chinchillas2cool Wrote: My fucking dishwasher that I just broke! Now I have to by another one. Which I hate to shop for appliances! The dryer will probably be next!
appliances...?
Get big ones. Size matters.
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The tax man, vegimite and Australians.
(08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)The Immortal Maggot Wrote: May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders......
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(10-25-2011, 11:50 PM)kitty1 Wrote: Things I hate:
When I get lazy with the landscaping and one of my pubs gets caught in the elastic of my underwear! That really sucks at the grocery check-out line.
When women squeeze into clothing that is two sizes too small.
Nancy Grace
Bling on a man
corny, cheezy gifs and people who use them to honor the dead
Reading what my teenage relatives put on their Facebook
Daniel Staub from Real Housewives of New Jersey
Rodents
When people pick their teeth or ears in public
Any clothing that Dog the Bounty Hunter or his wife wear!
Getting all excited to have a piece of birthday cake only to discover that it's NOT buttercream frosting!
Palmer brand chocolate "ghetto chocolate"
Religious hypocrits
Amen to this list. Especially the new hair, I hate that.
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Getting all excited to have a piece of birthday cake only to discover that it's NOT buttercream frosting!
this right here! I hate that whipped cream frosting shit. I want the full sugar full fat frosting dammit.
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Do you have lots of cats RAMSEY?
(08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)The Immortal Maggot Wrote: May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders......
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(11-02-2011, 08:13 AM)ESAD Wrote: Do you have lots of cats RAMSEY?
I have two - Rudy and Reggie. I used to have a cat named Ramsey but he went to kitty heaven. He was a good cat - cute and cuddly. Very affectionate and always into something!
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Do u have a man/woman in your life?
(08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)The Immortal Maggot Wrote: May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders......
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(11-02-2011, 07:36 AM)ramseycat Wrote: Getting all excited to have a piece of birthday cake only to discover that it's NOT buttercream frosting!
this right here! I hate that whipped cream frosting shit. I want the full sugar full fat frosting dammit.
Is it your cake cupcake?
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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You are my cake Maggottboo!!
I have two men in my life right now ESAD. My sons. Well actually 4 if you count the cats. LOL
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(11-02-2011, 10:33 AM)ESAD Wrote: Do u have a man/woman in your life?
You qualify if you're under 24. She likes em young. Better get used to making hot chocolate every morning also.
What she sees in maggot is a mystery...he's an old Geezer of 50!
Ohhh...and sneaking out of the window at all hours of the night so her kids don't see you. They're getting older now, so they might kick your ass if you get caught. Something to keep in mind...
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(11-02-2011, 06:15 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: (11-02-2011, 10:33 AM)ESAD Wrote: Do u have a man/woman in your life?
You qualify if you're under 24. She likes em young. Better get used to making hot chocolate every morning also.
What she sees in maggot is a mystery...he's an old Geezer of 50!
Ohhh...and sneaking out of the window at all hours of the night so her kids don't see you. They're getting older now, so they might kick your ass if you get caught. Something to keep in mind...
I bet this old geezer could work/fuck circles around anyone 25 yrs younger you toe crossing stink foot smelling sock sniffing old coot. Old Geezer hmmmmmph! No choo-choo for you.
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You are back on the sugar plumb list (not that you were eva off it)
I'm looking up your skirt ya know.
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(11-02-2011, 07:38 PM)Maggot Wrote: (11-02-2011, 06:15 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: (11-02-2011, 10:33 AM)ESAD Wrote: Do u have a man/woman in your life?
You qualify if you're under 24. She likes em young. Better get used to making hot chocolate every morning also.
What she sees in maggot is a mystery...he's an old Geezer of 50!
Ohhh...and sneaking out of the window at all hours of the night so her kids don't see you. They're getting older now, so they might kick your ass if you get caught. Something to keep in mind...
I bet this old geezer could work/fuck circles around anyone 25 yrs younger you toe crossing stink foot smelling sock sniffing old coot. Old Geezer hmmmmmph! No choo-choo for you.
Maggot never fails to please ESAD. He is yummy!
I had to kick the younger dude to the curb. He couldn't keep up. Although I am missing my hot chocolate every morning now that it's getting chilly again.
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Im 28 and in fine working order.
I like older women and women my age, if they nice people and attractive i will fuck them, i dont sex people i dont like, age means fuck all.
(08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)The Immortal Maggot Wrote: May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders......
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(11-03-2011, 12:19 PM)ESAD Wrote: Im 28 and in fine working order.
I like older women and women my age, if they nice people and attractive i will fuck them, i dont sex people i dont like, age means fuck all.
which one would you eat?
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I think i wud go hungry.
(08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)The Immortal Maggot Wrote: May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders......
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Just put some whipped cream on it in a bath tub.
it's all about the cleaning up.
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How about a pic ESAD. Or is there one in member photos?
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