01-21-2012, 12:51 PM
(01-20-2012, 01:04 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I would never call my ex a real man so you are correct Sally.
Case in point.
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01-21-2012, 12:51 PM
(01-20-2012, 01:04 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I would never call my ex a real man so you are correct Sally. Case in point.
01-21-2012, 12:54 PM
OK apparently some of you need the help of other Mockers so I will be nice and explain it. "Are you mad at me" can just mean "you seem upset, was it something I did or said?" Sometimes normal adults check with each other because when life gets busy, you don't always know if a kid just pissed them off, they are coming down with a cold, or some other such thing. For those of you in dysfunctional relationships where you don't have care or comfort in these kinds of normal exchanges and concerns, shut the fuck up and go date, eat ice cream, or whatever the hell it is you do.
01-21-2012, 02:09 PM
I like to ask if I have pissed my wife off it gives me information I need if I ever want to do it again.
Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
John Adams
01-21-2012, 05:56 PM
I just asked the professor if she was mad at me, she says.."Of course I'm mad at you, I'm ALWAYS mad at you, why do you ask" Its all good.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
01-21-2012, 06:03 PM
Dick, you disgusting pig, get rid of that avatar right now!!!
Commando Cunt Queen
01-21-2012, 06:05 PM
(01-21-2012, 06:03 PM)username Wrote: Dick, you disgusting pig, get rid of that avatar right now!!! I got that just for Duchess. I have one just for you also.
Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
John Adams
01-21-2012, 06:07 PM
(01-21-2012, 06:05 PM)IMaDick Wrote: I got that just for Duchess. That's how I know I got to you. Heh Heh Dick's my bitch.
01-21-2012, 06:08 PM
I have one for Sally and one for LC and one for jsmom even though the shit sammich seems appropriate for her also.
I need to find one for Hotd, This one needs to be special!
Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
John Adams
01-21-2012, 06:17 PM
(01-21-2012, 06:07 PM)Duchess Wrote:(01-21-2012, 06:05 PM)IMaDick Wrote: I got that just for Duchess. Ya, wow, holy shit sammich.
Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
John Adams
01-21-2012, 07:28 PM
(01-21-2012, 02:09 PM)IMaDick Wrote: I like to ask if I have pissed my wife off it gives me information I need if I ever want to do it again.
01-21-2012, 08:28 PM
(01-21-2012, 06:03 PM)username Wrote: Dick, you disgusting pig, get rid of that avatar right now!!! Who made pudding then piped it just so on the bun? I would say it is cooked pudding because of the cracks. Somebody took some time to be a gross pig. I'm never that interested, so admire them for actually standing up and going into the kitchen. That is dedication. Also sweet that Dick chose avatars for you ladies. He loves you. Consider it his Valentine to you. (01-20-2012, 12:19 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Ole Lady, I hate that one. Indicates mother issues.
01-21-2012, 08:42 PM
His avatar does not change the fact that these delmonicos I am eating now with fresh homemade french fries taste so damn good. A glass of cheap red wine and I'm ready for some football on Sunday.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
01-21-2012, 11:29 PM
01-22-2012, 08:38 AM
01-22-2012, 08:43 AM
(01-22-2012, 05:06 AM)Duchess Wrote: That smiley oughta be outlawed in this forum. Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?
You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here. |
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