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[aussiefriend]

OH. My. God.

Hi Ramsey, I did not respond to some of the rancid bait left out by MF and the other tards. I note then, that you then became the focus of the comments.

[Cracker]

There are some things we will never know about you like your physical appearence because you are probably so hideous you don't have the nerve to post a picture of yourself.

I am guessing your fat ass would turn a grown man to stone just by looking at you.

Actually, fucknut, I did post a pic of myself at one time. Not ugly, nice hair, not old like ramsey or short and fat like you. I'm attractive. I'm educated. I have a good career.

I think maybe you shouldn't call other people fat, btw. Unless it doesn't bother you that you are hefty.

You can have ramsey for you caln. (I figured she can't spell "clan".) All the good people are already taken, so you can have krystalshores and the other cows, too. Now go dazzle us.

[Middle Finger]

OH. My. God.

Hi Ramsey, I did not respond to some of the rancid bait left out by MF and the other tards. I note then, that you then became the focus of the comments.

What's funny about you mediocre drama hags is that you are so into the drama, you actually think people time shit. The truth is that when either of you dopes say some dopey annoying crap it then becomes a good time to spotlight it. No one is spending energy coordinating or timing attacks. Don't flatter yourself. It just so happens that you and Ramsey provide a fairly steady stream of soup chicken victim bullshit at this time.

[Cracker]

No one is spending energy coordinating or timing attacks. Don't flatter yourself. It just so happens that you and Ramsey provide a fairly steady stream of soup chicken victim bullshit at this time.

Don't steal their thunder.

[Maggot]

Bats always turn left out of a cave........nobody knows why.

[Maggot]

A guy from Cape Cod just died because of a rabies bite from a bat.

[Maggot]

I have a baseball bat it has dust on it and duct tape.

[username]

I have Adobe Acrobat.

[aussiefriend]

What's funny about you mediocre drama hags is that you are so into the drama, you actually think people time shit. The truth is that when either of you dopes say some dopey annoying crap it then becomes a good time to spotlight it. No one is spending energy coordinating or timing attacks. Don't flatter yourself. It just so happens that you and Ramsey provide a fairly steady stream of soup chicken victim bullshit at this time.

I have been meaning to say this to you for sometime...... but, who are you???? I don't actually even know you. I noticed you barely I think once or twice the year before. Your opinion matters zero to me. Also your unqualified assessment of drama hagology I would drop directly in your court. Along with your psychotic narcissism you out of control evil bigot.

[HairOfTheDog]

I saw a woman bat her eyelashes at the UPS delivery guy today. Hard-core batting, like Bugs Bunny's girlfriend.

User: hope your man recovers quickly.

[IMaDick]

OH. My. God.

Hi Ramsey, I did not respond to some of the rancid bait left out by MF and the other tards. I note then, that you then became the focus of the comments.

What's funny about you mediocre drama hags is that you are so into the drama, you actually think people time shit. The truth is that when either of you dopes say some dopey annoying crap it then becomes a good time to spotlight it. No one is spending energy coordinating or timing attacks. Don't flatter yourself. It just so happens that you and Ramsey provide a fairly steady stream of soup chicken victim bullshit at this time.

Do you always try to explain stuff to turnips?

[IMaDick]

Bats turn left because north is always on the left, Here is an experiment you can try to prove that is true.

Hold your bat with the duct tape with both hands over your head, drop it and then pay attention to which end of you it hit the north end or south end?

[ramseycat]

Don't sweat it Aussie. This is Mock. People are supposed to bust on your for whatever you post here. You can't take any of this seriously. Really. This isn't like a regular forum where people are nice and you might form a friendship. I am not saying that I don't like people here or can't enjoy a regular conversation with some of them. But the Cracker comments and the MF comments - meh, you gotta just ignore it. I pretty much think that Cracker is a bitch IRL and not well liked. But MF seems to be a pretty normal guy - married, kids, a dog. Yes, he his an ass here but that is what this place is for. Don't take it seriously. You seem like a nice lady. Maybe Mock isn't the place for you. Or maybe you should just ignore the people that bother you and just stay in the threads that interest you. The only other option is that you are going to have to get your BITCH on and give these people an ass kicken.

[JsMom]

I love Mock. I honestly think it is funny when people rip me a new ass. On the other hand I think it's truly awful to continueously attack my beloved son. This bastard knows who he/it is. I'm here because I enjoy Mock and most of the people. I really think it takes a sick motherfucker to display such sick hits to someones heart. I mean say whateverthefuck you want to me about me. I don't give a damn. But leave my beloved baby the hell out of your Mock vomit. I'm fair game. That's why I am here. I'm not the wittiest but I have never claimed to be. NOW...Have at me.

[sally]

What's funny about you mediocre drama hags is that you are so into the drama, you actually think people time shit. The truth is that when either of you dopes say some dopey annoying crap it then becomes a good time to spotlight it. No one is spending energy coordinating or timing attacks. Don't flatter yourself. It just so happens that you and Ramsey provide a fairly steady stream of soup chicken victim bullshit at this time.

I have been meaning to say this to you for sometime...... but, who are you???? I don't actually even know you.

What kind of dumb question is that? He's Frank, a middle aged Italian man from New York who enjoys yoga, long walks on the beach, young filipino boys and lentils with hotdogs. How much more do you need to know?

[Middle Finger]

What's funny about you mediocre drama hags is that you are so into the drama, you actually think people time shit. The truth is that when either of you dopes say some dopey annoying crap it then becomes a good time to spotlight it. No one is spending energy coordinating or timing attacks. Don't flatter yourself. It just so happens that you and Ramsey provide a fairly steady stream of soup chicken victim bullshit at this time.

I have been meaning to say this to you for sometime...... but, who are you???? I don't actually even know you. I noticed you barely I think once or twice the year before. Your opinion matters zero to me. Also your unqualified assessment of drama hagology I would drop directly in your court. Along with your psychotic narcissism you out of control evil bigot.

I sympathize with your position a little. Knowing how you drama hags operate, I fully understand how your apparent lack of info on me is not only relevant in your mind, but important. I am sorry that frustrated you, but I think it would be healthier and more relevant if you just understood my point and dealt with it: stop acting like people are coordinating or timing things over you or Ramsey. Instead, just understand how your soap opera victim bullshit calls for spotlight and mockery. Now at least go about your business as a soup chicken in a dignified way. See you around the site. Take care, weathered sea-hag.

[Middle Finger]

OH. My. God.

Hi Ramsey, I did not respond to some of the rancid bait left out by MF and the other tards. I note then, that you then became the focus of the comments.

What's funny about you mediocre drama hags is that you are so into the drama, you actually think people time shit. The truth is that when either of you dopes say some dopey annoying crap it then becomes a good time to spotlight it. No one is spending energy coordinating or timing attacks. Don't flatter yourself. It just so happens that you and Ramsey provide a fairly steady stream of soup chicken victim bullshit at this time.

Do you always try to explain stuff to turnips?

Only when I'm a little lonely in the produce section ...

[Middle Finger]

Don't sweat it Aussie. This is Mock. People are supposed to bust on your for whatever you post here. You can't take any of this seriously. Really. This isn't like a regular forum where people are nice and you might form a friendship. I am not saying that I don't like people here or can't enjoy a regular conversation with some of them. But the Cracker comments and the MF comments - meh, you gotta just ignore it. I pretty much think that Cracker is a bitch IRL and not well liked. But MF seems to be a pretty normal guy - married, kids, a dog. Yes, he his an ass here but that is what this place is for. Don't take it seriously. You seem like a nice lady. Maybe Mock isn't the place for you. Or maybe you should just ignore the people that bother you and just stay in the threads that interest you. The only other option is that you are going to have to get your BITCH on and give these people an ass kicken.

This post is what I would expect to find if I was spying on private mediocre soup chicken correspondence and cracked the code: Ramsey explaining obvious bullshit as if she is smart, talking to another soup chicken as if they are not a dopey soup chicken.

Only dopey hags like this explain obvious Mock bullshit to each other, dramatizing internet posts made to or about them.

[Middle Finger]

I love Mock. I honestly think it is funny when people rip me a new ass. On the other hand I think it's truly awful to continueously attack my beloved son. This bastard knows who he/it is. I'm here because I enjoy Mock and most of the people. I really think it takes a sick motherfucker to display such sick hits to someones heart. I mean say whateverthefuck you want to me about me. I don't give a damn. But leave my beloved baby the hell out of your Mock vomit. I'm fair game. That's why I am here. I'm not the wittiest but I have never claimed to be. NOW...Have at me.

I hope you and your kid are put to work as slaves in a ravioli factory, and then, yep, I get delivered some of those raviolis to enjoy.

[Middle Finger]

What's funny about you mediocre drama hags is that you are so into the drama, you actually think people time shit. The truth is that when either of you dopes say some dopey annoying crap it then becomes a good time to spotlight it. No one is spending energy coordinating or timing attacks. Don't flatter yourself. It just so happens that you and Ramsey provide a fairly steady stream of soup chicken victim bullshit at this time.

I have been meaning to say this to you for sometime...... but, who are you???? I don't actually even know you.

What kind of dumb question is that? He's Frank, a middle aged Italian man from New York who enjoys yoga, long walks on the beach, young filipino boys and lentils with hotdogs. How much more do you need to know?

What the fuck is this bullshit Sally, exposing my private and personal beach activities?