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[Cracker]

Crackass posts another long diatribe about how awsome she is. Again, me thinks she brags too much. Just because I don't feel the need to brag about my life on MOCk of all places, she thinks I don't have one. She is wrong as usual.

As I sit here in the airport waiting for my flight to Atlanta, I think maybe I should pay her a visit and see for myself how fabulous she is. But then again, I don't really care all that much.

You are going to hate this, but I have to. I am like most other people. Most people have a decent job, normal kids, pleasant relationships with other people, and cute hair.

I find it odd you have a hard time believing in normal, happy lives. I don't post anything extravagant or post wild claims. Most people in here have similar lives to mine. You are the oddball with your drama filled life and fucked up hair.

Of course you could have called, but you don't have my number. Because I am not a man. If I were a man, I'm sure you would have had me get a room for your visit, married or not.

[Cracker]

Both Ninja and Cracker are good at what they do, but Cracker is like a Doctor at this shit. Ninja is more like a bratty smart kid in the class who gets good grades without really trying much.

Mock is a major part of Crackers life, she takes it far too seriously, its like a blog of all the frustrations she has in everyday life that she doesn't have the strength to deal with in IRL so she vents her spleen from behind the safety of a computer screen here instead. The fact so much work and effort goes into her posts just highlights what a truly tragic figure she is.

I just come here because I like taking the piss as succinctly as possible, no fuss no muss.

Again, patient, stop trying to diagnose the doctor. You aren't as smart as I am, so you go for the low humor. It is that simple.

[JsMom]

My son will never be forgotten My surviving son is just fine. You're just a fart in the wind to me...Carry on

[username]

I don't know why Ramsey thinks you brag or go on about your awesome life. I don't see it.

Do you have a housekeeper that comes in once a week? Cuz if you don't, I think your life sucks.

[username]

My son will never be forgotten My surviving son is just fine. You're just a fart in the wind to me...Carry on

Shit. We both failed to quote.

[JsMom]

My son will never be forgotten My surviving son is just fine. You're just a fart in the wind to me...Carry on

Shit. We both failed to quote.

I'm over it. Just waiting...

[Cracker]

Cracker is Moose-lite.

I think this is weird. I wasn't a member when your old boyfriend was a member.

You often comment on posters that are no longer around, or from completely different forums. Why? Do you miss this Moose? Did you have unfinished business? Did he hurt your feelings? Did he not like nude pics?

[Cracker]

I don't know why Ramsey thinks you brag or go on about your awesome life. I don't see it.

Do you have a housekeeper that comes in once a week? Cuz if you don't, I think your life sucks.

No maid. I am weird about people being in my house when I'm not here. And I would feel weird sitting around while someone else works if I had a maid come in when I'm home.

I really don't brag about anything. I just point out differences when I see someone being a tard or drama llama.

It must seem like bragging to her because she is such a mess.

[aussiefriend]

I really think it takes a sick motherfucker to display such sick hits to someones heart.

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You're making a tremendous mistake if you think you are due a common courtesy in Mock. You should know by now that any & all posts are fair game. How people conduct themselves in the real world & how they conduct themselves in Mock are two entirely different things. Real world rules don't apply in here, if that is the expectation of anyone then they are in the wrong place.

Good By Aussie, you witless fucking cow.

why you shouldn't drink and post.

[Middle Finger]

Crackass posts another long diatribe about how awsome she is. Again, me thinks she brags too much. Just because I don't feel the need to brag about my life on MOCk of all places, she thinks I don't have one. She is wrong as usual.

As I sit here in the airport waiting for my flight to Atlanta, I think maybe I should pay her a visit and see for myself how fabulous she is. But then again, I don't really care all that much.

You are going to hate this, but I have to. I am like most other people. Most people have a decent job, normal kids, pleasant relationships with other people, and cute hair.

I find it odd you have a hard time believing in normal, happy lives. I don't post anything extravagant or post wild claims. Most people in here have similar lives to mine. You are the oddball with your drama filled life and fucked up hair.

Of course you could have called, but you don't have my number. Because I am not a man. If I were a man, I'm sure you would have had me get a room for your visit, married or not.

fucked up hair

[Adub]

I do not think that Cracker thinks fucked up hair is funny. Coifing one's hair is important to Cracker. Seriously important. Hair that has not been coifed is to be scorned.

[Cracker]

I do not think that Cracker thinks fucked up hair is funny. Coifing one's hair is important to Cracker. Seriously important. Hair that has not been coifed is to be scorned.

It isn't even the style so much. I wear a ponytail half the time or scrunch my hair into wild curls. It is the condition of the hair that bothers me. And the total lack of styling and product.

They make lovely smelling products which will improve the quality of your hair if you were born with a Bozo. Just apply some nice anti-frizz serum and spend ten minutes straightening, or curling, your tresses. If you are too lazy for that, or like a wilder look, apply some nice-smelling gel and control your mane.

Unhealthy frizzy hair is a sign of an unkempt person. So is ashy skin.

[Adub]

I have unruly hair. I know what you mean. But why did you have to add the ashy skin?

[Smegma]

Cracker thinks everything is a subject to be scorned... about other people. Cracker doesn't have less than attractive features, perfect hair, a great job that makes a lot of money, a wildly creative talent for cooking, an incredibly high intelligence, a better education or anything else that someone could find fault with.

Of COURSE Ramsey's just making her comments about Cracker being a grandiose and pompous braggart because her own life is so fucked up. What else could it possibly be, that Cracker comes into a mock forum and constantly compares herself to all the other women with everyone else sorely lacking? Naw, she's too confident and wonderful to feel the need to brag herself up like that. <insert eye roll>

[Duchess]

I ain't sorely lacking. Nononono no way.

[Duchess]

...except when it comes to cooking.

[username]

Cracker thinks everything is a subject to be scorned... about other people. Cracker doesn't have less than attractive features, perfect hair, a great job that makes a lot of money, a wildly creative talent for cooking, an incredibly high intelligence, a better education or anything else that someone could find fault with.

Of COURSE Ramsey's just making her comments about Cracker being a grandiose and pompous braggart because her own life is so fucked up. What else could it possibly be, that Cracker comes into a mock forum and constantly compares herself to all the other women with everyone else sorely lacking? Naw, she's too confident and wonderful to feel the need to brag herself up like that. <insert eye roll>

Meow.





Just STFU already. With drivel like this, it's a wonder women ever got the right to vote.

[Middle Finger]

Oh shit ...

[Cracker]

Cracker thinks everything is a subject to be scorned... about other people. Cracker doesn't have less than attractive features, perfect hair, a great job that makes a lot of money, a wildly creative talent for cooking, an incredibly high intelligence, a better education or anything else that someone could find fault with.

Of COURSE Ramsey's just making her comments about Cracker being a grandiose and pompous braggart because her own life is so fucked up. What else could it possibly be, that Cracker comes into a mock forum and constantly compares herself to all the other women with everyone else sorely lacking? Naw, she's too confident and wonderful to feel the need to brag herself up like that. <insert eye roll>

I'm glad you finally understand. It must be vexing to the average folks.

I am amused you tried to include "all the other women" and "everyone" to garner sympathy for your cause. There are only three or four of you whine-ass frumpy women with bad hair. The rest of the ladies are fabulous. They don't take offense because they can sense the line that separates them from your brood.

If you ease your fixation on me, you will see most members treat y'all differently.

I ain't sorely lacking. Nononono no way.

Proof for the Cracker Theorem of Bad Hair Equals Low Self Esteem. Notice she doesn't seem bothered or attacked. She knows her place doesn't lie with the downtrodden.

[Cracker]

Meow.

You are speaking her language.