Going Home

[Midwest Spy]

Let's not kid ourselves, guys go into a one-night stand thinking 'one night', where, I believe, women think that maybe it could be the start of something (unless she's on vacation in some sort of exotic locale).

Then, when the guy doesn't call, the woman feels used. Those are not 'happy' one-nighters.

I'm not trying to judge, but I'm not understanding what you're mad at me about??

The implication that women are looking for "more" and that they feel "used" after a one night stand. Patronizing. Not all women are fantasizing about a long term relationship when they hop in to bed with a guy and depending on how it went, they might be more than a little relieved if they don't ever hear from the pencil dick again.

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Thanks for the insight. I never knew.

[FAHQTOO]

Well, he just made a total ASS of himself. ASSuming you were a hillbilly from the hollers of Kentucky and knocked up!

Oh, this was directed at ME.

Nice. I wasn't actually thinking knocked up, but I was thinking hillbilly (you know, like southern Indiana).

I'm sure her dad WAS livid. I bet it took him many, many years to be 'okay' with it.

I don't know much about southern Indiana since I'm 20 miles from the Michigan Border. I know the hillbillys are in that end of the state, but we only have white trash in the NE corner.

[Midwest Spy]

I don't know much about southern Indiana since I'm 20 miles from the Michigan Border. I know the hillbillys are in that end of the state, but we only have white trash in the NE corner.

I had a buddy years ago, and he was from the Bloomington, IN area. At the time, Larry Bird was big-time. He said his nickname 'The Hick From French Lick' was well earned. A lot of in-breeding, etc. Straight out of 'Deliverence'.

[FAHQTOO]

I don't know much about southern Indiana since I'm 20 miles from the Michigan Border. I know the hillbillys are in that end of the state, but we only have white trash in the NE corner.

I had a buddy years ago, and he was from the Bloomington, IN area. At the time, Larry Bird was big-time. He said his nickname 'The Hick From French Lick' was well earned. A lot of in-breeding, etc. Straight out of 'Deliverence'.

I wouldn't go that far...that shit is for Kentucky and West Virginia. There are plenty of Hillbillys though. Deliverance is quite a stretch.

[Midwest Spy]

I don't know much about southern Indiana since I'm 20 miles from the Michigan Border. I know the hillbillys are in that end of the state, but we only have white trash in the NE corner.

I had a buddy years ago, and he was from the Bloomington, IN area. At the time, Larry Bird was big-time. He said his nickname 'The Hick From French Lick' was well earned. A lot of in-breeding, etc. Straight out of 'Deliverence'.

I wouldn't go that far...that shit is for Kentucky and West Virginia. There are plenty of Hillbillys though. Deliverance is quite a stretch.

'Deliverance' was for effect. You got me.

[Lady Cop]

i haven't replied to this thread because i didn't want to state the obvious. i didn't want to give a cop lecture.
but i will touch on it anyway.

i have less concern for a lack of morals than for a lack of smarts.

do people THINK about meeting a stranger and exposing themselves to the most vulnerable of situations??

anyone remember a 1977 movie, "Looking for Mr. Goodbar"? based on a true story, it is still relevant.

[SIXFOOTERsez]

I never really thought of most of the women I took home as sluts, didn'tnthink of myself that way either. Although in hind site thats exactly what I was. I stayed in contact with many of them over the years, some are still good friends. Others dismissed me at 3am after my services were completed, wasn't a good feeling the first time that happened, but later I understood. Of course some of the ladies were probably sluts, but I never judged thm so. Now days I am happily in a committed relationship, near 10 years now, a record for me, all good.

[username]

Others dismissed me at 3am after my services were completed...

Ouch!!

[IMaDick]

Others dismissed me at 3am after my services were completed...

Ouch!!

The bar didn't close until 2AM, 45 minute ride back to the house 5 minutes to get to the door, 8 minutes to get undressed.

well you guys do the math.

[HairOfTheDog]

Others dismissed me at 3am after my services were completed...

Ouch!!

The bar didn't close until 2AM, 45 minute ride back to the house 5 minutes to get to the door, 8 minutes to get undressed.

well you guys do the math.

8 minutes to get undressed? Averages about 8 seconds, in my experience.

[sally]

Who the fuck takes 8 minutes to get undressed other than drunk Dick? What, do you have to take your skis and long johns off first?

[IMaDick]

Who the fuck takes 8 minutes to get undressed other than drunk Dick? What, do you have to take your skis and long johns off first?

You must be a slut with tear away clothes.

I can't really say that's a bad thing but would even 7 minutes be enough?

[LuciferLynn]

Are we talking like shoes and shit? Cuz the last time I was in an intimate situation it took the both of us around 2 minutes flat to undress each other, shoes and all.

[IMaDick]

Are we talking like shoes and shit? Cuz the last time I was in an intimate situation it took the both of us around 2 minutes flat to undress each other, shoes and all.

no foreplay that must have been real nice for you.

[sally]

Dick ends up drunk on the floor every night from trying to pull his jeans over his boots while standing up. Tonight you should have your wife time how many minutes it takes you to finally get them off, it's probally more than 8 minutes.

[LuciferLynn]

No one said that, I said it took us 2 minutes to tear each others clothes off. I don't kow how YOU do it, but just b/c clothes are coming off doesn't mean I'm getting right down to it immediately.

[Midwest Spy]

Are we talking like shoes and shit? Cuz the last time I was in an intimate situation it took the both of us around 2 minutes flat to undress each other, shoes and all.

no foreplay that must have been real nice for you.

Geezus, Dick, you need to stay out of the sexual threads.

[IMaDick]

Dick ends up drunk on the floor every night from trying to pull his jeans over his boots while standing up. Tonight you should have your wife time how many minutes it takes you to finally get them off, it's probally more than 8 minutes.

Please tell me more.

I sound like a fun person in your posts.

I learned along time ago not to drink with my boots on, I wear elk and fleece slippers and sweats, I don't even have to undress to fall down.

[LuciferLynn]

Dick ends up drunk on the floor every night from trying to pull his jeans over his boots while standing up. Tonight you should have your wife time how many minutes it takes you to finally get them off, it's probally more than 8 minutes.

Please tell me more.

I sound like a fun person in your posts.

I learned along time ago not to drink with my boots on, I wear elk and fleece slippers and sweats, I don't even have to undress to fall down.

You drink at home then, Dick?

[IMaDick]

Dick ends up drunk on the floor every night from trying to pull his jeans over his boots while standing up. Tonight you should have your wife time how many minutes it takes you to finally get them off, it's probally more than 8 minutes.

Please tell me more.

I sound like a fun person in your posts.

I learned along time ago not to drink with my boots on, I wear elk and fleece slippers and sweats, I don't even have to undress to fall down.

You drink at home then, Dick?

When I drink it's always at home.