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#41
04-04-2012, 01:15 PM
You have a good memory, Cracker. This was way before my time, but somewhat interesting read in present context.

bert. Demands for tits, sandwiches, and respect; using 2+ syllable words.
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#42
04-04-2012, 01:27 PM
I like how he got his nuts in a twist because I gave him shit. Some men can't handle that. They think they can master the universe and everybody is going to get under them.

Fuck that.

Talk some shit to Cracker. Cracker doesn't care. He isn't paying my rent. hahahahahahaha
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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#43
04-04-2012, 04:06 PM
(04-04-2012, 01:27 PM)Cracker Wrote: I like how he got his nuts in a twist because I gave him shit. Some men can't handle that. They think they can master the universe and everybody is going to get under them.

Fuck that.

Talk some shit to Cracker. Cracker doesn't care. He isn't paying my rent. hahahahahahaha

I don't know if you're right about this or not (doesn't matter to me either way), but I can see why you went there when the "bert" thing was tossed out. Secret
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#44
04-04-2012, 04:31 PM
Bert is lucky to have a friend like ESAD.
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#45
04-04-2012, 05:23 PM
Thanks for dredging this up so I knew wtf everyone was talking about. So we can gather that cracker has always been terribly insecure when people, especially men, use words she doesn't understand? Explains a lot of her hostility toward me, that and the unrequited love thing. Sorry honey, no means no.

I feel kinda disappointed, I thought ESAD was inventing an all-new wacky British word just for me. Darn.
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#46
04-04-2012, 05:25 PM
Yes, you are my intellectual superior. And you are a sexy man. And everybody believes that you aren't bert.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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#47
04-04-2012, 05:48 PM
(04-04-2012, 05:25 PM)Cracker Wrote: And everybody believes that you aren't bert.


He's not bert, bert was a compilation of people.
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#48
04-05-2012, 10:04 AM
Well, whichever people participated in playing the role of bert, I hope that they have a super fun time at bert's 25th birthday party today! Maybe they will finally get those tits, sandwiches and respect that they were demanding.

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#49
04-05-2012, 10:31 AM
I miss Bert.
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#50
04-05-2012, 10:45 AM
I called don bert becoz it rolled in nicely with concrete headed berk.
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#51
04-05-2012, 10:45 AM
Ftr Don is Bert.
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#52
04-05-2012, 11:27 AM
FTR Don is a douche who thinks much more of himself than I do.

(04-05-2012, 10:04 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Well, whichever people participated in playing the role of bert, I hope that they have a super fun time at bert's 25th birthday party today! Maybe they will finally get those tits, sandwiches and respect that they were demanding.

Dancingparty

Maybe we were too hasty getting rid of Smegs.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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#53
04-05-2012, 11:33 AM
Donabert is a good man, hes just a cunt like the rest of u, he belongs here.
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#54
04-05-2012, 12:10 PM
(04-05-2012, 11:33 AM)ESAD Wrote: Donabert is a good man, hes just a cunt like the rest of u, he belongs here.

I know you play mean on TV, but you are a sweet boy.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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#55
04-05-2012, 12:54 PM
Well its kept me up to my nuts in guts for 15 years so why change now.
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#56
04-05-2012, 05:10 PM
Easter must be near with yet another resurrection of an old thread.
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#57
04-05-2012, 05:21 PM
(04-05-2012, 12:54 PM)ESAD Wrote: Well its kept me up to my nuts in guts for 15 years so why change now.

Is that a sexual reference?
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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#58
04-05-2012, 11:19 PM
How well do u know me?

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#59
04-06-2012, 06:40 AM
Lol poor cracker. Must be lonely leading a charge of one.
Thank god I am oblivious to the opinions of others while caught in the blinding splendor of my own cleverness.
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#60
04-06-2012, 09:47 AM
Everybody laughed. Wait...Nobody laughed.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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