Lyndon Baines Johnson Appreciation Thread

[Ma Huang Sor]

Well of course, he was caught fucking Kennedy in the neck to fool the Warren Commission into thinking it was an exit wound, not a tracheo prep.

[Duchess]

Reading about this man has been a little mind blowing. It's a bit crazy to know he was the leader of the free world and that he had (somewhat) the demeanor of a perv.

[ramseycat]

Ma, is there a reason you had to make a new post for each statement?

[Ma Huang Sor]

To get you to post what you just posted, brillo head.

[Ma Huang Sor]

Reading about this man has been a little mind blowing. It's a bit crazy to know he was the leader of the free world and that he had (somewhat) the demeanor of a perv.

The more I've been researching this (johnson's input into the assassination) the more likely it is that Oswald was the true patsy. You know he (oswald) tried this with Edwin Walker with the same gun and just barely fucking missed at 200 yards on April 10^th same year, nicked his ear and shattered some glass, but missed. He couldn't hit the broadside of a barn with that rifle.

His wife was also a very pretty russian woman, and the daughter is still running around 50something

[Riotgear]

To get you to post what you just posted, brillo head.

[aussiefriend]

You can see his daughter looks like him. I feel sorry for Oswald, he was as much a victim as Kennedy. I don't care what anyone says, no one deserves to die like that.

I watched this documentary on the History channel. It was all just footage of those last moments of Kennedy/Oswald. It was amazing to watch, it was like being there. The eerie thing, was that Mrs Kennedy was given this huge bouquet of blood red roses. It was like a sign, because watching the documentary you know what is coming, they don't.

It's also interesting watching the event in another city in Texas before the shooting. LBJ was there, and you wonder, just wonder, you look to see, did he know?

The way Kennedy died like that so publicly, in front of the whole world was brutal. I think the powers that orchestrated it, did not count on the Zapruder Super 8 footage coming into play.

I don't know anything about guns, but it looks like the final shot comes from the front. You tell me.

[Duchess]

Aussie, I watched that video & I clicked on another one associated to it. Holy Moly.

[aussiefriend]

I know.

[cladking]

You can see his daughter looks like him. I feel sorry for Oswald, he was as much a victim as Kennedy. I don't care what anyone says, no one deserves to die like that.

I watched this documentary on the History channel. It was all just footage of those last moments of Kennedy/Oswald. It was amazing to watch, it was like being there. The eerie thing, was that Mrs Kennedy was given this huge bouquet of blood red roses. It was like a sign, because watching the documentary you know what is coming, they don't.

It's also interesting watching the event in another city in Texas before the shooting. LBJ was there, and you wonder, just wonder, you look to see, did he know?

The way Kennedy died like that so publicly, in front of the whole world was brutal. I think the powers that orchestrated it, did not count on the Zapruder Super 8 footage coming into play.

I don't know anything about guns, but it looks like the final shot comes from the front. You tell me.

Two FBI agents were approached behind the grassy knoll as they walked away from the murder scene by a Dallas cop. They flashed their badges and the cop hurried on. They were carrying cases.

The route of the motorcade was changed at the last minute by someone "high up" in the FBI that took it right by the book depository. Oswald had worked here for six months before Kennedy happened to drive by. How "lucky" he just happened to have his rifle with him.

Of course Oswald was well known to the FBI long before he defected to Russia and returned.

These facts were all known to the media who didn't report them.

[Ma Huang Sor]

You can see his daughter looks like him. I feel sorry for Oswald, he was as much a victim as Kennedy. I don't care what anyone says, no one deserves to die like that.

I watched this documentary on the History channel. It was all just footage of those last moments of Kennedy/Oswald. It was amazing to watch, it was like being there. The eerie thing, was that Mrs Kennedy was given this huge bouquet of blood red roses. It was like a sign, because watching the documentary you know what is coming, they don't.

It's also interesting watching the event in another city in Texas before the shooting. LBJ was there, and you wonder, just wonder, you look to see, did he know?

The way Kennedy died like that so publicly, in front of the whole world was brutal. I think the powers that orchestrated it, did not count on the Zapruder Super 8 footage coming into play.

I don't know anything about guns, but it looks like the final shot comes from the front. You tell me.

All three shots come from the front. Two on the left quarter one on the right. My question is, how many fucking people does it take to kill a president, anyway? The neck wound the docs created in the emergency room for the tracheotomy.

Looks like one shot from the back, doesn't it?



What the Warren Commission called "the exit wound"

[Riotgear]

NOW WAIT JUST A GODDAMN SECOND HERE...Are you people trying to tell me the us gov. is crooked and kills people whenever it wants in order to secure political gain!?!?!

Well I'll tell you this my fellow Iaminacan's - If you believe that I'd like to talk to you about a little piece a property some people call Building 7.

[aussiefriend]

You know what Ma? Those pics remind me of the OJ crime scene, where you could see that Ron Goldman's eyes were open. I see JFKs eyes are open and it's like he was totally concious when he died like that. It's absolutely horrific. I feel so sad for them.

[Riotgear]

it's like he was totally concious when he died

LOLOLOLOL Fucking retard.

[aussiefriend]

it's like he was totally concious when he died

LOLOLOLOL Fucking retard.

Conscious.

Unlike you, I have been busy today doing other things, like supervising a children's swimming lesson.

[username]

•This is an Historically Accurate Transcription starring President Lyndon B. Johnson and President-elect Richard Nixon•

NIXON: Let me get this straight — you’re saying I should tape every conversation I have in the Oval Office?
LBJ: Absolutely. It’s the only way to go.
NIXON: I don’t know, Lyndon. It seems like something that could bite me in the ass.
LBJ: Not a chance in Hell. You’re going to be the President of the United States. You can burn the tapes and cover things up, if necessary.
NIXON: It doesn’t seem right. It seems like a risky move.
LBJ: Don’t be a pussy…it will make writing your memoirs much easier.
NIXON: Should I make it known that I record conversations?
LBJ: Hell no! Just do it! What’s the worst that could happen? Some asshole will get mad that their voice was recorded? Boo-fucking-hoo. Tell them that you’ll give them a copy of them chatting with the President so they look cool in front of their friends.
NIXON: What if Congress catches wind of it? It seems like I might be changing the nature of Presidential record-keeping and risking Executive Privilege.
LBJ: Dick…hahahaha…I said “Dick”! Anyway, Dick…hahahaha..
NIXON: Dude…
LBJ: Okay, sorry. Seriously, fuck Congress. What can they do?
NIXON: Impeach me?
LBJ: They never ACTUALLY impeach anyone. Especially since your Vice President is going to be that crooked retard Spiro Agnew.
NIXON: Good point. He’s from Maryland. Nobody wants a President from Maryland.
LBJ: Maryland doesn’t want a President from Maryland.
NIXON: Maryland is where Virginia and Pennsylvania stores garbage and sex offenders.
LBJ: If states were people, Maryland would be the creepy homeless guy who gives handjobs for crack money.
NIXON: Maryland is to Baltimore what bad parenting is to serial killers.
LBJ: Maryland gave Hepatitis to West Virginia and now they both make people sick.
NIXON: Okay…but back to the tapes…are you SURE this is a good idea?
LBJ: It’s a slam dunk. Tape the conversations, have them transcribed, make copies, and you’ll never have anything to worry about. Nobody ever got in trouble for telling everyone exactly what happened.
NIXON: But what if…
LBJ: No “what ifs”, Dick…hahahaha…”Dick”…just take my advice. Shit, you act like you’re going to mastermind a criminal conspiracy and then try to cover it up from the Oval Office. Tape the conversations and make sure not to make a bunch of anti-Semetic or borderline racist statements that will be preserved for history and kept in the National Archives. Why does this seem so hard to you?
NIXON: I just have a bad feeling about this. I feel like Maryland smells.
LBJ: Maryland eats dick sandwiches for breakfast and gets beat up regularly by Delaware.
NIXON: There’s a petition going around from women named Mary. They want their name removed from “Maryland” because it’s insulting to everyone named Mary.
LBJ: What are they going to call it? Shitland?
NIXON: Alright, we get the joke already, Maryland sucks.
LBJ: Dick.
NIXON: What?
LBJ: I wasn’t saying your name, I was using the adjective most fitting when describing you.

Can't fool me. I stopped believing the historically accurate part even before Nixon supposedly said "dude".

[Lady Cop]

LBJ: What are they going to call it? Shitland?
NIXON: Alright, we get the joke already, Maryland sucks.


HEY! i grew up in Maryland!

it was nice then, horse country. and convenient to DC. now it's jungleland.

[Ma Huang Sor]

no offense to Marylanders.

[Riotgear]

it's like he was totally concious when he died

LOLOLOLOL Fucking retard.

Conscious.

Unlike you, I have been busy today doing other things, like supervising a children's swimming lesson.

That's the problem with correcting someone's spelling isn't it? You have to get it right EVERY time after that.

Dumbass.

[aussiefriend]

Spelling is not your only deficit.