smart phone for tech-twits

[Duchess]

She was briefly slow, did you become impatient & click twice?

[Riotgear]

Law enforcement is exempt.

(I'm a bit surprised and not a little disappointed I needed to tell you that.)

You didn't.

Ok, WANTED to tell you that.

Fair enough.

[Riotgear]

LE needs to utilize phones, pagers and radios for essential communications. it's not a matter of being a privileged character.

Must be those superlative driving skill that make it safe for cops to talk on the phone while driving. You are talking about while driving right?

Pagers?

[Lady Cop]

LE needs to utilize phones, pagers and radios for essential communications. it's not a matter of being a privileged character.

Must be those superlative driving skill that make it safe for cops to talk on the phone while driving. You are talking about while driving right?

Pagers?

not only that, but driving at 120 mph!
we did have driving techniques in academy, and every year for in-service.
i couldn't shuffle-steer to save my ass. but i could go very fast and stop on a dime and never run over the instructor! that's always a plus.

yes we had pagers.
we couldn't duck the Lt. if we tried. hahaha

[OnBendedKnee]

Running an MDT along with using a radio while driving code 3 ( and those sirens are louder for us) along with the distractions of the strobes and flashing emergency lights... cell phone use is incidental.

But, I do get where it shouldn't be day to day as it does reflect poorly.

[Cracker]

He's a pothead. Don't let him make you feel badly. Tell them they can't tell you shit until they stop breaking the law.

Jesus, you are such a puss.

[Riotgear]

I'm not breaking the law Cracks. I'm a very sick man under Dr's orders.

[Cracker]

I didn't know they prescribed MM for genital warts.

I have a funny story about a mad guy and genital warts, but I'm not in the mood right now.

[ramseycat]

Shoot, girl.
Next thing you know you're joining Facebook!

....and blogging.

[OnBendedKnee]

He's a pothead. Don't let him make you feel badly. Tell them they can't tell you shit until they stop breaking the law.

Jesus, you are such a puss.

He didn't make me feel badly, but dang Cracker. Your pussy comment smarts a little.
:(

[Riotgear]

I don't know if this helps but I felt a little bad for you.

[Midwest Spy]

Cracker's been known from time to time to knee a fucker right, square in the balls.

[Riotgear]

Seems like it'd be a good idea to sport an iron, stone or brass set.

[Cracker]

Don't apologize or rationalize for service to humanity. Most of them don't fucking deserve it in the first place. The ones that dare bitch about anything don't understand what a pain in the ass it is. Everybody on welfare thinks they pay your salary. I'm not sure why they think that, probably because they are too stupid to feed and house themselves. Cops pay more of their own salary than the people they arrest. I think they should be able to fuck somebody up at will and consider it a service to themselves.

That's what I think.

[Riotgear]

Feeling a little fascist today?

[OnBendedKnee]

I do know sometimes you make a righteous arrest and the suspect is out of jail quicker than the paperwork/report is written and submitted.

Can be a bit of a bummer sometimes.

[Cracker]

It's the truth. Pimps and hoes and crackheads don't pay into the system.

Fat people don't pay enough.

Stupid people are another drain.

Cops could fix that for us, but you people are too weak to let them.

Why do we need all the fatties and tards and losers you folks protect? Tell me why.

[Riotgear]

Stop Cracker just stop. I'm getting all teary eyed.

Oh beautiful

For spacious skies

For amber waves of grain

[OnBendedKnee]

Cracker brings up a paradox I'm surprised Riotgear can't answer.

[Riotgear]

Which is? I have to warn you - I'm a simple man. Oh, you're talking about the tards and fatties?