Cant think of a title

[Eat Shit And Die]

Clangs brother stole his hooker.

Roktar is a legend, clearly took all the legendary DNA.

[Ilyanna]

You're so cute.

*hangs head in shame* I know. It's a curse.

Oh that gay guy that likes to think of himself as a Nazi?

LOL come on, don't let me win on purpose, you know I hate that

[Riotgear]

Either way, my brother.
You know I love you.

I've always asked Mom what happened to you.

[Riotgear]

It's like I've always said - If you're really fighting the gay sometimes you have to dress up like a skinhead or a Nazi to banish that shit proper.

[Ilyanna]

I would say I've totally pwnt you, babe - but then people might think we were talking about socks for the last 10 or so posts and make hurtful snide remarks about our contributions to Mock, leaving me completely insecure about my welcome here, so all that is left to say is---
Ily 2 Gear 1. And I didn't even have to draw the "I'm naked as I type this" card. Damn, I'm good!

[Riotgear]

I let you win.

[Ilyanna]

I know.

[Riotgear]

I'm lulling you into a false sense of insecurity.

[Ilyanna]

I know. I'm letting you do it so you feel comfortable around me.

[Riotgear]

The whole point was to feel uncomfortable around you.

Here - Take these shoes.

[Ilyanna]

We both know you're much more uncomfortable around secure Ily

Here - Take these shoes.

Oh hells, yes.

[Riotgear]

It's not like I wasn't going to take the power back after I handed it over to you for a bit.

It's my job. It's what I do.

[Ilyanna]

I was counting on it. Power dynamics and all that shit.

[Duchess]

Here - Take these shoes.

Louboutins?

[Riotgear]

Yep.

[Ilyanna]

Here - Take these shoes.

Louboutins?

lol you're my kind of woman. And his, if you instinctively knew that

[Ilyanna]

Those, if I have a say in this, btw:

[Riotgear]

Getting....weak....must....stay...strong....

[Ilyanna]

muhahahahaaa!!

[ZEROSPHERES]