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#181
08-02-2012, 08:16 PM
(08-02-2012, 08:14 PM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote: [Image: yukyukk.jpg]

Niiiice!
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#182
08-02-2012, 08:17 PM
That is truly awesome! Thank you Smiley_emoticons_smile
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#183
08-02-2012, 08:18 PM
Thanks User & Ilyanna
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#184
08-02-2012, 08:22 PM
Looks like I'm not getting out of here alive. Happy yes, but not alive.
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#185
08-02-2012, 08:23 PM
I aim to please. Besides - wouldn't want you to get too comfortable, eh?
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#186
08-02-2012, 08:25 PM
No I would not!
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#187
08-02-2012, 08:30 PM
(08-02-2012, 06:31 PM)ESAD Wrote:
(08-02-2012, 05:29 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Clangs brother stole his hooker.

Roktar is a legend, clearly took all the legendary DNA.

Sad but true, he even one-upped me in real life: he had oral sex with his girlfriend before she dumped him.

And yet he's an even bigger loser/tard than me.

:(
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#188
08-02-2012, 08:32 PM
^ Giving or receiving?
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#189
08-02-2012, 08:32 PM
(08-02-2012, 05:28 PM)Ilyanna Wrote: @ Clang - Wait, you mean you really didn't get the details? Damn, I explicitly instructed your brother to give them to you first thing in the morning. I wonder what went wrong??

Not cool.The_Villagers
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#190
08-02-2012, 08:38 PM
hey, don't point those torches MY way. MY brother would never steal my hooker.
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08-02-2012, 08:40 PM
Both of my brothers would steal my hooker. The fucks.
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#192
08-02-2012, 08:41 PM
(08-02-2012, 08:38 PM)Ilyanna Wrote: hey, don't point those torches MY way. MY brother would never steal my hooker.

How about I point one of those "torches" your way.

I need COMPENSATION.
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#193
08-02-2012, 08:43 PM
Go have a wank on you brothers bed that'll learn'im
(08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)The Immortal Maggot Wrote: May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders......Smiley_emoticons_smile

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08-02-2012, 08:46 PM
(08-02-2012, 08:40 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Both of my brothers would steal my hooker. The fucks.

Yeah, and charge your credit card, too. It's the brotherly thing to do, or so I've heard.

(08-02-2012, 08:41 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(08-02-2012, 08:38 PM)Ilyanna Wrote: hey, don't point those torches MY way. MY brother would never steal my hooker.

How about I point one of those "torches" your way.

I need COMPENSATION.
Clang, babe, point all you want. It's not like it's gonna be able to get close enough to burn me...
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08-02-2012, 08:47 PM
(08-02-2012, 08:43 PM)ESAD Wrote: Go have a wank on you brothers bed that'll learn'im
lol!

oops, sorry, accidental slip.
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#196
08-02-2012, 08:51 PM
(08-02-2012, 08:40 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Both of my brothers would steal my hooker. The fucks.

And hopefully wipe their nut on your pillow.
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08-02-2012, 08:53 PM
(08-02-2012, 08:51 PM)sally Wrote:
(08-02-2012, 08:40 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Both of my brothers would steal my hooker. The fucks.

And hopefully wipe their nut on your pillow.

I'll let them know about your hopes for their 'nut'.
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#198
08-02-2012, 08:54 PM
they only have one nut? sharing that must be pretty difficult
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#199
08-02-2012, 08:56 PM
I guess this means Sally won't be contributing to my up and coming Nietzsche Expose' thread.

Darn.
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#200
08-02-2012, 08:59 PM
(08-02-2012, 08:56 PM)Riotgear Wrote: I guess this means Sally won't be contributing to my up and coming Nietzsche Expose' thread.

Darn.

What does your brother busting a nut and wiping it on your pillow have to do with Nietzsche?
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