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#41
09-07-2012, 04:53 PM
hah A shit eating grin? God thats horrible I cannot think of anyone that would like doing that. Yuk.
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09-07-2012, 05:13 PM


Ugh. Poop.
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09-07-2012, 05:15 PM
(09-07-2012, 05:13 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Ugh. Poop.

Even worse. Poop on a dick.
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09-07-2012, 05:18 PM


Hahaha!

I read that wrong. Gawddamnit.
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09-07-2012, 05:32 PM
(09-07-2012, 04:53 PM)Riotgear Wrote:
(09-07-2012, 04:49 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:
(09-07-2012, 04:24 PM)Riotgear Wrote:
(09-07-2012, 04:10 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:
(09-07-2012, 01:07 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I don't think anyone will be willing to share their moments of anal, dp, or a to m (except KMU or FQ2, because they're not ashamed).



I've never done DP or A to M...which I assume means ass to mouth. That is just fucking disgusting and nauseating to even think about. If I did either of those, I wouldn't admit it because I would be ashamed.

I don't see what the big deal is about admitting to a one night stand, or giving road-head.

It might shock some of you to know that I was a virgin until I was 18 and graduated from High school...unless I've already said that in another thread.

That's my favorite part^


Somehow, that doesn't surprise or shock me at all. Now, go tell your wife to shove a dildo up your ass and then you get to lick it clean...after all, it's your favorite part.

It's not that. I just thought is was funny that you pretended you had to assume that's what it meant.

I'd be willing to bet you knew exactly what that meant.



You'd be wrong. What else could it have meant? That's a sarcastic question, not one I want answered.
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09-07-2012, 06:18 PM
(09-07-2012, 05:32 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:
(09-07-2012, 04:53 PM)Riotgear Wrote:
(09-07-2012, 04:49 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:
(09-07-2012, 04:24 PM)Riotgear Wrote:
(09-07-2012, 04:10 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: I've never done DP or A to M...which I assume means ass to mouth. That is just fucking disgusting and nauseating to even think about. If I did either of those, I wouldn't admit it because I would be ashamed.

I don't see what the big deal is about admitting to a one night stand, or giving road-head.

It might shock some of you to know that I was a virgin until I was 18 and graduated from High school...unless I've already said that in another thread.

That's my favorite part^


Somehow, that doesn't surprise or shock me at all. Now, go tell your wife to shove a dildo up your ass and then you get to lick it clean...after all, it's your favorite part.

It's not that. I just thought is was funny that you pretended you had to assume that's what it meant.

I'd be willing to bet you knew exactly what that meant.



You'd be wrong. What else could it have meant? That's a sarcastic question, not one I want answered.

Of course. Because everyone sees A to M and thinks ass to mouth.
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09-07-2012, 06:24 PM
(09-07-2012, 06:18 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Because everyone sees A to M and thinks ass to mouth.


I know this wasn't directed at me but you know how that goes...

...I did see it as that because it related to sex, had it just been a general comment I probably wouldn't have known.
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09-07-2012, 06:29 PM
(09-07-2012, 06:24 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(09-07-2012, 06:18 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Because everyone sees A to M and thinks ass to mouth.


I know this wasn't directed at me but you know how that goes...

...I did see it as that because it related to sex, had it just been a general comment I probably wouldn't have known.

JFC Would you pipe down already? I'm trying to harass FQ2.
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09-07-2012, 06:32 PM
(09-07-2012, 06:24 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(09-07-2012, 06:18 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Because everyone sees A to M and thinks ass to mouth.


I know this wasn't directed at me but you know how that goes...

...I did see it as that because it related to sex, had it just been a general comment I probably wouldn't have known.



BINGO!!!

Jesus Christ...when you're talking about Double penetration, anal sex and A to M...what the fuck else would it be? What other body part begins with an M? Oh, no, wait...I was all wrong...MS was talking about arm to mouth...big, obnoxious EYEROLL going on here in my head.

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09-07-2012, 06:43 PM
(09-07-2012, 06:32 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:
(09-07-2012, 06:24 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(09-07-2012, 06:18 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Because everyone sees A to M and thinks ass to mouth.


I know this wasn't directed at me but you know how that goes...

...I did see it as that because it related to sex, had it just been a general comment I probably wouldn't have known.



BINGO!!!

Jesus Christ...when you're talking about Double penetration, anal sex and A to M...what the fuck else would it be? What other body part begins with an M? Oh, no, wait...I was all wrong...MS was talking about arm to mouth...big, obnoxious EYEROLL going on here in my head.

STFU RG

You should know I don't hold your penchant for ass to mouth against you. Just be yourself and everything else will work itself out.
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#51
09-07-2012, 07:03 PM
My husband likes it when I put my ankles by my mouth. He calls me his bendable buddy.
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09-07-2012, 07:21 PM
Did you ever see that weird doll porn where the girl is in a trunk or box? The guy gets her out and poses her and fucks her while she remains expressionless. Great stuff!
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09-07-2012, 08:18 PM
(09-07-2012, 07:21 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Did you ever see that weird doll porn where the girl is in a trunk or box? The guy gets her out and poses her and fucks her while she remains expressionless. Great stuff!

hah Somehow I missed that one.
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09-07-2012, 08:20 PM
Yes to road head.

No to mouth to ass or whatever. There is not enough coach bags in the world to ever make me put my mouth on anyonee's ass.

Tried anal. Didn't like it. Confirmed that it's an exit, not an entrance.

No to a threesome. Just not my thing.

What about golden showers? This one guy I was with kept trying to get me to do that to him. I said oh hayell to the no! It's nasty and I have no interest in doing that. I had to dump him because we just were not compatable sex wise. He was always wanting to do weird shit. He wanted me to do mouth to ass and that was the last straw!
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09-07-2012, 08:24 PM
It's an excellent example of whatthefuckarepeoplegoingtothinkofnext.

Silly humans.

Another great one I saw once was two people fucking in an old-fashioned hat factory while a little grandma stacked felt hats on the table next to them. Unfortunately I don't remember where I saw it. A true loss but a great memory.
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09-07-2012, 08:25 PM
(09-07-2012, 08:20 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Yes to road head.

No to mouth to ass or whatever. There is not enough coach bags in the world to ever make me put my mouth on anyonee's ass.

Tried anal. Didn't like it. Confirmed that it's an exit, not an entrance.

No to a threesome. Just not my thing.

What about golden showers? This one guy I was with kept trying to get me to do that to him. I said oh hayell to the no! It's nasty and I have no interest in doing that. I had to dump him because we just were not compatable sex wise. He was always wanting to do weird shit. He wanted me to do mouth to ass and that was the last straw!

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09-07-2012, 09:24 PM
(09-07-2012, 08:20 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Yes to road head.

No to mouth to ass or whatever. There is not enough coach bags in the world to ever make me put my mouth on anyonee's ass.

Tried anal. Didn't like it. Confirmed that it's an exit, not an entrance.

No to a threesome. Just not my thing.

What about golden showers? This one guy I was with kept trying to get me to do that to him. I said oh hayell to the no! It's nasty and I have no interest in doing that. I had to dump on him because we just were not compatable sex wise. He was always wanting to do weird shit. He wanted me to do mouth to ass and that was the last straw!

So you will doo-doo on his tummy but won't wee-wee on his chin?
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#58
09-08-2012, 10:04 AM
hah OBK

Gross!
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09-08-2012, 11:01 AM
No OBK. No bodily functions involved in sex that shouldn't be there including but not limited to making doody.
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#60
09-08-2012, 12:24 PM
Can we go back to saying shit and piss? Great, thank.
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