Introduction

[yankeebitch]

awful quiet tonight, everyone still doing the santa thing i guess

[Sinister]

Oh Christ; you are as stupid as they come. ::doh::

I didn't think that anyone after Owen could be quite as dim, but you have proven me wrong. Congratulations on that, if nothing else!! Bravo.

Look again, dimbulb; See where it says Mistress demon coffee and tar bitch under my avatar???? Got that now?? THAT is a bitch name. Not your screen name, not what others will eventually call you, but your own, chosen, self-picked BITCH name.

Are you following me yet, twit?

And how did you find this board? Don't make me ask again.

[yankeebitch]

ok gotcha on the BITCH name, how about Fuck me running BITCH. and i answered your questioned on how i found this forum, i searched for a place to BITCH!

[yankeebitch]

ok gotcha on the BITCH name, how about Fuck me running BITCH. and i answered your questioned on how i found this forum, i searched for a place to BITCH!

it would be in my 3^rd post

[yankeebitch]

while you make your decision on if you are going to ban me or not i am going to go wake my husband up and get laid, have a good night!

[Sinister]

ok gotcha on the BITCH name, how about Fuck me running BITCH. and i answered your questioned on how i found this forum, i searched for a place to BITCH!

it would be in my 3^rd post

Quoting yourself = negative 3 points.
I don't do the research here; YOU do. If you answered my question, show me where. Very simple, really. And if you have answered my question about your bitch name, why haven't you uploaded it?

Is this a complex thing for you dim-witted new fish to grasp? It just doesn't seem that difficult athingto me, but then again, I have an IQ higher than a piece of lint.

[yankeebitch]

in my 3^rd post on page 1 of this thread i stated i did a search for a place to BITCH

[yankeebitch]

did i get that right this time? cause i really need to get out of here hubby is getting started without me, i dont want to miss it

[Liquid]

another cunt for this site. becoming a big cunt party here with a bunch of crying little cunts. welcome to the site you cunt.

Lets get this party started!I am happily married most of the time, rest of the timeI could choke the shit out of him, very healthy relationship . If I am your friend, your back is covered at all times, if I am your enemy watch your back at all times! A few things you should understand about me., I love my husband, kids, grandkids, and parents like there is no tomorrow,dont fuck with them, it WILL cost you dearly! Not a threat, a FACT! I like long walks on the beach, and poking dead things with sticks. I was raised with my cousins who are a pretty rough bunch of boys, I learned how to protect myself at an early age and would not hesitate to hurt someone to protect myself or the people I care about. I have opinions just like everyone else, and if I am right, NO ONE will ever convince me otherwise, just ask hubby he can atest to that::bang::. Looking forward to getting to know you all better, the good, the bad, and yes, even the ugly!

[Liquid]

I like long walks on the beach, and poking dead things with sticks.

I like that, I might have to steal it when you aren't looking.

LMPP the queen of UNoriginality strikes again. stealing from others is becoming your norm.

[Duchess]

Could someone please put a sign outside the gates of Hell that says, No more females or children ?...::scared::

[LuMPyPussy]

me, smug? no, not smug, looks like the only one i rubbed the wrong way is you, and that is because you read my post that said "i liked poking dead things with sticks" then saw a picture that sort of represented that and called it me jacking off a horse. i have a husband i can jack off at any given time, i dont need animals for that. i am far from smug, just not going to sit back and be a meek little mouse when someone insults me, thats not smug, thats defending myself!

"Sort of" being the key phrase here. Jesus Christ, this forum is attracting some of the thickest imbeciles online. And maybe I should explain THAT one... thick as in stupid, not thick as in fat ass Family Guy-looking Liquid.



I obviously understood your attempt at wit, but you really need to go to a Smiley 101 class cuz that 'beating a dead horse' just didn't fill the bill. Memo: if you can't find a smiley that actually works for your post, don't use one.

[LuMPyPussy]

in my 3^rd post on page 1 of this thread i stated i did a search for a place to BITCH

Yeah? What did you type into your search engine? Because I'm willing to bet you found this place the same way the last batch did... from someone's link in a mommy forum.

Lying -1

[yankeebitch]

i typed in "forum to find stupid cunts like poopypants that have nothing better to do then sit at computer all night trolling for men that sit at computer all night trolling for woman because no person with working eyes would give them a second lookand accomplishing nothing" and this is where it lead me.

[Duchess]

in my 3^rd post on page 1 of this thread i stated i did a search for a place to BITCH

Yeah? What did you type into your search engine? Because I'm willing to bet you found this place the same way the last batch did... from someone's link in a mommy forum.

Lying -1

Ya think ?...Fuckin' Aye...Whomever put that freakin' link there needs to be tortured.

[LuMPyPussy]

i typed in "forum to find stupid cunts like poopypants that have nothing better to do then sit at computer all night trolling for men that sit at computer all night trolling for woman because no person with working eyes would give them a second lookand accomplishing nothing" and this is where it lead me.

Much better!::thumbs::

[ramseycat]

So Yankee, tell us about yourself a little. Where is the north are you from?

[QueenBee]

Good God..I take a day off from here and miss an entire initiation. Oh well. I probably would have been bored to tears until Sinister came in anyway.

Oh, and time to increase your vocabulary.just because we have a bitch name, does not mean we say the word BITCH in every sentence.

[LuMPyPussy]

Good God..I take a day off from here and miss an entire initiation. Oh well. I probably would have been bored to tears until Sinister came in anyway.

Oh, and time to increase your vocabulary.just because we have a bitch name, does not mean we say the word BITCH in every sentence.

Excuse me, I think you've got something on your nose.

[Duchess]

That's a good point, QB...Just because this is a mock forum does not mean posts need to be filled with vulgarities...We've had some wonderful conversations in here on a variety of topics...Members posted insightful, thoughtful posts & threads were filled with great dialog without a cuss word in sight except for the occasional "fuck" thrown in to stress a point...This was back in the day tho..ya know, when all of Mock was filled with the most intelligent.