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BEST SEX EVER
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04-30-2013, 06:21 AM


Have you had it yet?
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04-30-2013, 06:41 AM
O yah!
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04-30-2013, 07:43 AM
Yes. My old boyfriend Steve was very well endowed and very talented.
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04-30-2013, 12:53 PM
Sex is like heroin always trying to recreate that first time.
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04-30-2013, 02:37 PM
Yes....just about a month ago or so...outfuckingstanding spanking, hair pulling, willd monkey sex. Whoodathunkit it that the best was @ 47 years old?
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?

You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.

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04-30-2013, 02:38 PM
(04-30-2013, 07:43 AM)ramseycat Wrote: Yes. My old boyfriend Steve was very well endowed and very talented.

Why did this end?
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04-30-2013, 02:38 PM


Odd that FQ2 didn't mention going out there to see you.
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04-30-2013, 02:42 PM
(04-30-2013, 02:38 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Odd that FQ2 didn't mention going out there to see you.

That's because it wasn't FQ2, it was BlueBerryHill.
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04-30-2013, 04:49 PM
I'll know after the divorce.
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04-30-2013, 05:56 PM
(04-30-2013, 02:38 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Odd that FQ2 didn't mention going out there to see you.



Hahaha...Smartass!!!

I was thinking of what a horrible visual Kid was giving of his 47 year old sex...and then I remembered we're the same age. :(
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04-30-2013, 06:02 PM
(04-30-2013, 05:56 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: Hahaha...Smartass!!!

I was thinking of what a horrible visual Kid was giving of his 47 year old sex...and then I remembered we're the same age. :(


Awink

I thought this was the kind of sex you would have - outfuckingstanding spanking, hair pulling, wild monkey sex - and your age never entered into it, I don't see people as their age anyway, I see them as their personality.
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04-30-2013, 06:18 PM
(04-30-2013, 06:02 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(04-30-2013, 05:56 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: Hahaha...Smartass!!!

I was thinking of what a horrible visual Kid was giving of his 47 year old sex...and then I remembered we're the same age. :(


Awink

I thought this was the kind of sex you would have - outfuckingstanding spanking, hair pulling, wild monkey sex - and your age never entered into it, I don't see people as their age anyway, I see them as their personality.



I have that kind of sex when I'm drunk...which was just the other night in fact. My thigh muscles are still hurting. I love my 47 yr old sex, yes I do!! I had to give Kid some shit though.
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04-30-2013, 06:48 PM
(04-30-2013, 02:37 PM)thekid65 Wrote: Yes....just about a month ago or so...outfuckingstanding spanking, hair pulling, willd monkey sex. Whoodathunkit it that the best was @ 47 years old?

Can't blame the bottle anymore, so were you not wearing your spectacles or was this a conscious choice, Kid?

Just kidding. Whatever feels right. Wild monkey women need sex too.

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04-30-2013, 06:56 PM


Smiley_emoticons_skeptisch Ooohhh man.
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04-30-2013, 07:31 PM
(04-30-2013, 06:56 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Smiley_emoticons_skeptisch Ooohhh man.

Aww, don't judge Kid's taste too harshly. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.



hah It's just fun to mess with Kid; he gives and takes shit equally well.
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04-30-2013, 08:00 PM
(04-30-2013, 07:31 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Beer Holder.

Beauty is in the eye of the BEER HOLDER.

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04-30-2013, 09:04 PM
^ Tis true. Cheers

It's definitely not always in the eye of the bear holder.

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04-30-2013, 09:06 PM
I like country music, it tells a story usually, sometimes in a funny way. I like story songs.
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05-01-2013, 04:37 AM
(04-30-2013, 06:48 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(04-30-2013, 02:37 PM)thekid65 Wrote: Yes....just about a month ago or so...outfuckingstanding spanking, hair pulling, willd monkey sex. Whoodathunkit it that the best was @ 47 years old?

Can't blame the bottle anymore, so were you not wearing your spectacles or was this a conscious choice, Kid?

Just kidding. Whatever feels right. Wild monkey women need sex too.

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Damnit woman, you hacked my computer and broke into my porn stash, didnt you!
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?

You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.

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05-01-2013, 06:43 AM
(04-30-2013, 09:06 PM)Maggot Wrote: I like country music, it tells a story usually, sometimes in a funny way. I like story songs.


I loved it when you sang Wild Horses for me. It's a great Mock memory.
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