Hello

[Eat Shit And Die]

So it looks as if you may be a bit jealous that I in fact have a 84 Porsche 928 that is rusted out and runs on barley.

Cha-Ching and Bling Bling

[MIKE JONES]

Jesus, Mike. You've got it made in the shade. I own my own company and while I can be on and off here all day long too, there are things as an owner that "my bitches" can't do and shouldn't have to do. It's not their job to do my job.

I don't think you're a business owner in the traditional sense. It's not glamorous and you don't stay in business long if you treat your valuable human resources like bitches.

Anyway, doesn't matter what you do. You've got your freedom, so there's that. Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose. I think that might apply here.

I know; I make you smile.

Again you take me too serious. Today was a slow day, so I was using you bitches to keep me entertained.

[MIKE JONES]

So it looks as if you may be a bit jealous that I in fact have a 84 Porsche 928 that is rusted out and runs on barley.

Cha-Ching and Bling Bling

WHERE IN THE FUCK DID YOU FIND THAT PICTURE? You are stalking me

[MIKE JONES]

So it looks as if you may be a bit jealous that I in fact have a 84 Porsche 928 that is rusted out and runs on barley.

Cha-Ching and Bling Bling

Did you break into my house and steal my pictures? You are a prick

[MIKE JONES]

Mr. Mike are you done with your introduction? Do you have anything to add?

Ummm not off hand. I like to strangle myself and masterbate. Hmmmm, not much else I can think of. Are you in love with me or something? I will not show you my man-boobs.

[HairOfTheDog]

Again you take me too serious. Today was a slow day, so I was using you bitches to keep me entertained.

I suspect that it's you who takes things too seriously and that every day is a slow day for you, Mike.

But, I won't hold that against you.

[MIKE JONES]

Again you take me too serious. Today was a slow day, so I was using you bitches to keep me entertained.

I suspect that it's you who takes things too seriously and that every day is a slow day for you, Mike.

But, I won't hold that against you.

Haha you may just be right. Still not used to the forum yet. Everything I have been taught, I dont have to use here. So give me time, I will be the biggest prick you have ever met.

[MIKE JONES]

Well pussies, I have to fucking drive 1000 miles one way tomorrow. So please dont kill yourselves because you miss me so much. I wont be on until tomorrow night (maybe depending how tired I am). Only if you are good, Meanwhile, I am chilling watching porn on on my laptop so I give you permission to talk to me.

[Duchess]

I don't know where you're used to hanging out but being vulgar isn't interesting to people in here. Any tard can be vulgar, that's not a stretch. If you have any smarts or wit now would be the time to show it.

[Eat Shit And Die]

this faggot surely has used his chances by now?

[HairOfTheDog]

Maybe Mike just consumed way too much sugar yesterday and that's why he was bouncing off the walls and so needy for an attention fix. Twinkie defense.

I do feel foolish for letting myself be used for his entertainment. Probably wouldn't sting so damn badly if I'd gotten him back by being entertained in return.

Ah well, all I know for sure is that I'm going to be good today, as Mike requested, because it would be heartbreaking if he decided not to continue gracing us with his stellar contributions.

[BlueTiki]

Ah well, all I know for sure is that I'm going to be good today, as Mike requested, because it would be heartbreaking if he decided not to continue gracing us with his stellar contributions.

The little bitch grabbed some new material and is now, elsewhere, passing it off as her own originality.

[Duchess]

The little bitch grabbed some new material and is now, elsewhere, passing it off as her own originality.

I've seen that happen before, not only have I seen funny content & slams swiped from Mock, I've seen avatars & sig lines too, a couple examples would be Maggot's old sig line & User's and FQ2's avatars, I know they came from Mock because the very same people using them are the same people I saw using slams & other comments picked up from here. That shit kinda irks me, fuckin' vampires.

[username]

...I've seen avatars & sig lines too, a couple examples would be Maggot's old sig line & User's and FQ2's avatars...

THE NERVE!!!

[Duchess]

It was your kitty porn av.

[username]

It was your kitty porn av.

I figured. That's why I put it back.

[username]

I might have to change it again though. This fucking cracks me up.

[Maggot]

Not sure if it was the smell of the panties or the heater kicking on there.

[HairOfTheDog]

Not sure if it was the smell of the panties or the heater kicking on there.

Kismet, hit him right at the same time!

[MIKE JONES]

Hello Mockers. I'm back. The was one hell of a drive. You mean you don't want me to be vulgar? I am now so confused (more now than usual).