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05-11-2013, 03:20 PM


Miley Cyrus tops the list, not kidding. What the fuck is wrong with men. I know you can't answer that so I made it a statement. Selena Gomez came in second. Seriously? My favorite didn't even make the top 5. Pfft.

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05-11-2013, 03:23 PM
Miley Cyrus looks borderline retarded.
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05-11-2013, 03:43 PM
(05-11-2013, 03:20 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Miley Cyrus tops the list, not kidding. What the fuck is wrong with men. I know you can't answer that so I made it a statement. Selena Gomez came in second. Seriously? My favorite didn't even make the top 5. Pfft.

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...and my personal fav - Kate

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05-11-2013, 03:52 PM
Kate is super sexy.
Selena Gomez is super cute.
Miley Cyrus - just don't see it.
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05-11-2013, 03:57 PM
(05-11-2013, 03:23 PM)Jimbone Wrote: Miley Cyrus looks borderline retarded.
Retarded is part of her act....but she sure looks anorexic to me.
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05-11-2013, 03:58 PM
It's kinda hard to find fault with that Kate Upton bitch, but I do suspect she has a flat ass.
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05-11-2013, 04:08 PM
(05-11-2013, 03:58 PM)sally Wrote: It's kinda hard to find fault with that Kate Upton bitch, but I do suspect she has a flat ass.

Sorry sally, it's small, but doesn't look flat.

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I hear that her buffalo wings always turn out rubbery and bland though!
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05-11-2013, 04:20 PM
Miley Cyrus?

Seriously?

Who voted in this poll? Not red blooded men that for sure more like horny teenage virgins.
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05-11-2013, 04:28 PM
(05-11-2013, 04:20 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: Who voted in this poll?


The readers of Maxim. Crazy, huh.
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05-11-2013, 05:01 PM
Kate doesn't have a good ass or hips imo, but the rest of her is gorgeous. Not that it's a big deal, but when you're voted the sexiest person in the world then you gotta expect some criticism. I think Denise Milani is hotter.
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05-11-2013, 05:12 PM
Selena is very pretty. But Miley is a hot mess. I don't believe that the readers voted for her. She's a child!! But then again so is Selena. She just seems more mature. Kate is hot!
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05-11-2013, 05:23 PM
I don't even know who Selena Gomez is, but she looks 13.
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05-11-2013, 05:39 PM
(05-11-2013, 05:12 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Selena is very pretty. But Miley is a hot mess. I don't believe that the readers voted for her. She's a child!! But then again so is Selena. She just seems more mature. Kate is hot!

All three of them are 20 years old.

Sally: I think Selena Gomez was on a Disney tv show, kinda like Miley Cyrus, and she was Justin Bieber's girlfriend. She does look much younger than 20.
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05-11-2013, 06:07 PM
(05-11-2013, 05:39 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: All three of them are 20 years old.

Well that's one thing, then. Kate looks older than her age. She'll probably look like this in 10 years.



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05-11-2013, 08:09 PM
(05-11-2013, 05:39 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I think Selena Gomez was on a Disney tv show,

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05-11-2013, 09:16 PM
(05-11-2013, 06:07 PM)username Wrote:
(05-11-2013, 05:39 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: All three of them are 20 years old.

Well that's one thing, then. Kate looks older than her age. She'll probably look like this in 10 years.

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I bet Kate Upton looks younger without the make-up and hair-styling.

It could go either way. She could age to look more like another blonde bombshell did at 30, if the hips and derrier fill out a bit as she grows older.

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She's still a lousy cook though!
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05-11-2013, 10:51 PM
Miley looks like she needs hip replacement surgery.
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05-11-2013, 11:03 PM
Marilyn sure was beautiful.
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05-11-2013, 11:30 PM
(05-11-2013, 10:51 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Miley looks like she needs hip replacement surgery.

You suck. Just because you haven't seen your hip bones in 20+ years, why would you think that, Dr. Odd?
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05-12-2013, 04:12 AM
(05-11-2013, 11:30 PM)username Wrote: You suck. Just because you haven't seen your hip bones in 20+ years, why would you think that, Dr. Odd?

I assure you I don't, it might be kosher in your dwelling but it's a deal breaker in mine. I had no idea you were a Hannah Montana fan or maybe you just watched the show for Billy Ray?

That pic looked weird and was heavily photoshopped.

By the way, I am no doctor I am stopping at the Masters level, and I aint there yet. I have been studying this degree for nine years now, I'm no dummy.
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