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Yeah me too.
Fuck clang and his suicide fake I can honestly say his death wouldn't affect my appetite at breakfast
Wholegrian cereals and toast as usual.
Would anyone genuinely care? I mean his parents would do a merry jig but would anyone report a sense of loss? I really don't think so clang I mean duchess supports the needy losers who post here regular but beyond that I think you are horseshit on her shoe.
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I'm sure we can drive him to adjust his timeframe.
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(07-11-2013, 05:16 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: (07-11-2013, 01:00 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: (07-11-2013, 05:09 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: You push no ones buttons you deluded fat fucknut.
Sure, I don't.
Why are you here? I thought you would be dead by now.
I hate it when people are supposed to kill themselves and don't.
The post where I said that was my poor attempt at sarcastic dark humor.
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(07-11-2013, 05:35 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: I'm sure we can drive him to adjust his timeframe.
Doubtful. ESAD has been trying unsuccessfully for years.
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(07-11-2013, 05:31 PM)sally Wrote: I think he said he was going to do it slowly by going on a diet of crispy chicken skin and steak fat. It's probably going to take a few years.
If a steady 2 year diet of McD's and Taco Bell didn't do it I doubt anything will. I think I may be immortal.
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(07-11-2013, 05:34 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: Would anyone genuinely care?
Yes.
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(07-11-2013, 06:11 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: (07-11-2013, 05:31 PM)sally Wrote: I think he said he was going to do it slowly by going on a diet of crispy chicken skin and steak fat. It's probably going to take a few years.
If a steady 2 year diet of McD's and Taco Bell didn't do it I doubt anything will. I think I may be immortal.
I told you that you needed a deep fat fryer. Deep fry the shit out of everything from doughnuts to bacon. You can also lace your food with just a tiny bit of rat poison to speed up the process.
Don't be afraid to ask for help, I'm here if you need me.
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(07-11-2013, 06:11 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: If a steady 2 year diet of McD's and Taco Bell didn't do it I doubt anything will. I think I may be immortal.
Immense is more like it.
(07-11-2013, 07:24 PM)sally Wrote: I told you that you needed a deep fat fryer. Deep fry the shit out of everything from doughnuts to bacon. You can also lace your food with just a tiny bit of rat poison to speed up the process.
Don't be afraid to ask for help, I'm here if you need me.
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(07-11-2013, 07:24 PM)sally Wrote: (07-11-2013, 06:11 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: (07-11-2013, 05:31 PM)sally Wrote: I think he said he was going to do it slowly by going on a diet of crispy chicken skin and steak fat. It's probably going to take a few years.
If a steady 2 year diet of McD's and Taco Bell didn't do it I doubt anything will. I think I may be immortal.
I told you that you needed a deep fat fryer. Deep fry the shit out of everything from doughnuts to bacon. You can also lace your food with just a tiny bit of rat poison to speed up the process.
Don't be afraid to ask for help, I'm here if you need me.
I used to use my mom's deep fat fryer mostly for fries but my mom didn't like all the grease and steam residue the fryer would leave on her kitchen counter and the cabinets above. So until I move out and buy my own, no deep fat frying for me. She is thinking about buying ice cream maker though, so that might help. I think that might raise my mom's suspicion if I ask to buy rat poison. I think there might be some old rat poison around somewhere. Its a few years old though so it might not be as effective. Maybe I'll try drinking the bottle of winshield washer fluid out in my car and/or some bleach from the laundry room. They won't raise suspicion if I sneak them into my room and shut the door. I'm also going to shove the vaccum cleaner hose up my ass and see if the suction will rupture something and I can bleed out my ass and die.
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(07-11-2013, 08:44 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: I'm also going to shove the vaccum cleaner hose up my ass and see if the suction will rupture something and I can bleed out my ass and die.
That's a good start.
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(07-11-2013, 08:44 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: I'm also going to shove the vaccum cleaner hose up my ass and see if the suction will rupture something and I can bleed out my ass and die.
Make sure you get it on video and post it to 'You Tube'. It's all the rage now. Luka Magnotta Style. I can see a VJ mixing it to a dance beat and it getting as many views as Psy got with his 'Gangnam Style' hit.
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You can also try a Drano enema. Your parents are old hoarders so I'm sure there is an enema bag and a bottle of Drano somewhere around, look under the kitchen sink.
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I'd say stop eating, but it might take years for you to die of starvation.
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Forget the windshield wiper fluid, go with the antifreeze.
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It looks like Clang has found a "love" connection.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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(07-11-2013, 10:24 PM)Jimbone Wrote: I'd say stop eating, but it might take years for you to die of starvation.
Tried that. 15 hours later: CLANG SMASH! FLIP PUNY MATTRESS!
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(07-11-2013, 09:27 PM)sally Wrote: You can also try a Drano enema. Your parents are old hoarders so I'm sure there is an enema bag and a bottle of Drano somewhere around, look under the kitchen sink.
No Drano. Maybe I'll just OD on my mom's pain medication. She's got the good stuff: Oxycontin and Oxycodone. Nah, thats too predictable and boring. I think my neighbor has a woodchipper I can dive headfirst into. Seems pretty cool in the movies.
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(07-12-2013, 12:35 AM)Maggot Wrote: It looks like Clang has found a "love" connection.
Til death do we fart.
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(07-11-2013, 08:44 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: So until I move out and buy my own.
Bwhahahaha!
We both know that's never going to happen you fat unemployable wretch.
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(07-11-2013, 08:44 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: I used to use my mom's deep fat fryer mostly for fries but my mom didn't like all the grease and steam residue the fryer would leave on her kitchen counter and the cabinets above. So until I move out and buy my own, no deep fat frying for me.
So she found grease and steam residue after your feeding?
Surprise!
Another lazy, fat fuck who refuses to clean-up after himself!
Give in to your real desire of being coddled and start fucking your mom.
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