BELL PEPPERS

[JsMom]

You could make a mini jack o lantern out of one and freeze it for Halloween. That would be different.

That would be retarded. Who the hell makes jack o lanterns out of freaking bell peppers, that's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.

Some people put dips inside them for halloween parties! They are actually cute.

[HairOfTheDog]

That would be retarded. Who the hell makes jack o lanterns out of freaking bell peppers, that's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.

Some people put dips inside them for halloween parties! They are actually cute.

Some people sew them and some leaves on to brown full-body Spanx and go to Halloween parties dressed as bell pepper trees.

Other people sew the peppers on to their clothes, and also wear the toy badges and gun holsters from their kids' police officer costumes; the Sergeant Pepper get-up.

(Not really, but they could.)

[sally]

And some people just fucking eat them.

But if you insist on getting crazy with them, you can take the girl's advice and make jack o lantern dip holders and cups of bloody Mary's out of them. You can even make a bra out of the pepper cups and wear it while hosting your Halloween party.

[username]

They would make a nice, albeit brief, vase for mini roses too.

Maybe you could shellac the little fuckers so they'd never shrivel up like Maggot's package in cold water.

You could run a stretchy string through them and make party hats too.

[HairOfTheDog]

You could run a stretchy string through them and make party hats too.

Cut a hole in the bottom of the pepper (all colors work equally well).

Clean out the insides.

Shellac the pepper. Let it dry.

Holding the pepper upside down, pour salt into the hole and then Gorilla glue the cut out section back on to the bottom of the pepper.

Poke a bunch of little holes in the top of the pepper.

Pepper salt shakers; cheaper than Chia Pets for those people you only kinda like on your Christmas list.

[JsMom]

And some people just fucking eat them.

But if you insist on getting crazy with them, you can take the girl's advice and make jack o lantern dip holders and cups of bloody Mary's out of them. You can even make a bra out of the pepper cups and wear it while hosting your Halloween party.

Thats the ticket.

[sally]

You could run a stretchy string through them and make party hats too.

Little ass hats for everyone. Cute.

You could also sit them out by the pool and use them for ashtrays.

[JsMom]

See now y'all are wasting perfectly good peppers.

[Duchess]

Ass hats for everyone!

[Maggot]

I hate this thread. you know who you are mud puddle.

[sally]

I hate this thread. you know who you are mud puddle.

I know, Duchess is a real sonofabitch.

[HairOfTheDog]

I hate this thread. you know who you are mud puddle.

JsMom?

[crash]

I roast the red capsicums I grow and put them in passata with the left over tomatoes.

[JsMom]

I hate this thread. you know who you are mud puddle.

JsMom?

[HairOfTheDog]

I hate this thread. you know who you are mud puddle.

JsMom?

I don't really think you're the puddle of mud, Js. It's obvious that Maggot was referring to Six.

However, the fact that you can't enjoy peppers does seem to leave a bad taste in your mouth.

Try Pepcid - it's over the counter. My mom uses it; says it totally prevents heartburn.

[JsMom]

I hate this thread. you know who you are mud puddle.

JsMom?

I don't really think you're the puddle of mud, Js. It's obvious that Maggot was referring to Six.

However, the fact that you can't enjoy peppers does seem to leave a bad taste in your mouth.

Try Pepcid - it's over the counter. My mom uses it; says it totally prevents heartburn.

I was just going along with the whole twat comment.

I'm gonna try the pepcid, thanks. I sure hope it works. I rarely get heartburn but peppers/onions kill me.

[HairOfTheDog]

I was just going along with the whole twat comment.

Yeah, I guess being seen as a twat is probably better than being seen as a cruddy old puddle of mud.