TELL ME...

[Duchess]

Zoom Zoom

I probably should have added "or something similar". I know there is a variety of things that would get the job done.

[crash]

Yeah. If I wasn't so buggered, I'd do it tonight. Poor kid next door wouldn't be doin so well with her dead horse still lying in their top paddock.

[Duchess]

I'd be bawling my eyes out :(

[Donovan]

Just farted at my gf, she rolled over in her sleep.

Nothin says lovin like a fresh dutch oven.

[Midwest Spy]

Just farted at my gf, she rolled over in her sleep.

Nothin says lovin like a fresh dutch oven.

When you care, you send only the best...

[Duchess]

Jesus

[FAHQTOO]

Jesus

Farts and poop...two of your favorite topics.

[ramseycat]

Just farted at my gf, she rolled over in her sleep.

Nothin says lovin like a fresh dutch oven.

When you care, you send only the best...

Thank you MS. You just made me chuckle.

[sally]

Jesus

Some guy that worked for my husband for a few days shit in the water cooler inside the box truck. The other guy discovered it this morning after investigating where the horrid smell was coming from. Unfortunately my husband fired him and gave him his pay check before discovering the poop, otherwise we would have taken out a clean up fee and the price for the perfectly good cooler he had to throw in the dumpster.

[Duchess]

Farts and poop...two of your favorite topics.

I would just die if I ever farted even in the vicinity of a man let alone if he was right there in my bed. Fucking die. I would be mortified.

Farts & poop are like breastfeeding. I know it goes on, I don't want to see it, hear it or know about it in any fashion. Keep that shit to yourself.

[Duchess]

Some guy that worked for my husband for a few days shit in the water cooler inside the box truck.

Disgusting fuck. Damn.

[sally]

Some guy that worked for my husband for a few days shit in the water cooler inside the box truck.

Disgusting fuck. Damn.

When Chip shit in the cooler he didn't know he was going to be fired so I wonder what he was planning to say when they found it. Probably blame it on someone else. If he would have lasted they could have knick named him Chip shit.

[Duchess]

Now I'm laughing. Chip shit is kinda funny.

[FAHQTOO]

Farts and poop...two of your favorite topics.

I would just die if I ever farted even in the vicinity of a man let alone if he was right there in my bed. Fucking die. I would be mortified.

Farts & poop are like breastfeeding. I know it goes on, I don't want to see it, hear it or know about it in any fashion. Keep that shit to
yourself.

Hahaha...I don't think I've ever farted around a man except for once when I was about nine months pregnant. It was just a little sqweeker that slipped out, in front of my dad and ex husband.
I blamed it on the dog, even though he wasn't in the room.

[HairOfTheDog]

I blamed it on the dog, even though he wasn't in the room.

[sally]

I very rarely fart. I don't know if it's my diet or what, but I've never had a big farting problem. My husband of 22 years still tries to catch me in the act of pooping, he hasn't done it yet.

[Maggot]

I fart like a motorboat going through mud sometimes, every step creates a sound and I had to take a dump in an empty sheetrock mud bucket. I tossed it in the dumpster though. Women just don't realize the things men must do sometimes when duty calls. Its almost heroic.

[nrkerr]

If I gotta fart, I'm gonna fart.

I was not that way in high school. I remember being late to many classes because I refused to let people hear me fart or poop.

I wanted to die the times I had diarrhea, and had no control of what people heard.

[ramseycat]

It's all about the poop.

People fart. It's normal. It's funny. Get over it.

[sally]

People fart. It's normal. It's funny. Get over it.

I haven't farted in two weeks. Just because you're eating rice cakes and god knows what else doesn't mean everyone else is farting their ass off.