Go gay not for pay

[Cynical Ninja]

I pick Hilary Swank. She looks male enough, right?

In Boys Don't Cry she didn't need much make up to look like a convincing dude that's for sure.

[Cynical Ninja]

Which family members have they got?

Are you saying you have family members whose lives you don't consider important enough to save for you to eat a womans minge over?

[Cynical Ninja]

I'll pick Ellen if they throw Portia in. Ellen cracks me up, and Portia is hot.

Good idea.

Ellen for laughs Portia for minge.

Or three way minge.

[Cynical Ninja]

I'd pick sir Elton.

As long as I could rip off that fucking squirrel he has sewn to his head.

[Duchess]

Are you saying you have family members whose lives you don't consider important enough to save for you to eat a womans minge over?

I think there's a chance it could be her sister. Hahaha!

[Clang McFly]

lol, where did I put that bone® saw?

Bone saw?

Tweezers and a pen knife would do the trick for you.

Only if I got a job as a Moil and you wanted to be circumcised.

[ramseycat]

Which family members have they got?

Are you saying you have family members whose lives you don't consider important enough to save for you to eat a womans minge over?

I have family members I would outright refuse to save. I'm a bitch like that.

[Cynical Ninja]

Only if I got a job as a Moil and you wanted to be circumcised.

Its a shame really, when they circumcised you they kept the useless piece of skin and threw the foreskin away.

[Clang McFly]

Only if I got a job as a Moil and you wanted to be circumcised.

Its a shame really, when they circumcised you they kept the useless piece of skin and threw the foreskin away.

I grew from foreskin? I'm a medical marvel! And I'm adopted? Are you my daddy?

[Maggot]

Were you born without eyelids? If so you may be cockeyed if they used the foreskin to rectify that.

[Clang McFly]

No I was born with eyelids, but also nearsighted.

[Cynical Ninja]

I grew from foreskin? I'm a medical marvel! And I'm adopted? Are you my daddy?

Swing and a miss!

Let me break it down for you homeboy, you are a more useless piece of skin than a foreskin.

[Clang McFly]

You're giving me a swing set and a chance to have sex with your wife? Nice!

[Cynical Ninja]

You're giving me a swing set and a chance to have sex with your wife? Nice!

Please continue to stick your fingers in your ears going “la la la la la I can't hear you ninja!”

I'm actually trying to help you only the truth can set you free continue to delude yourself and pretend there is nothing wrong with your life and nothing will ever change for the better.

[Clang McFly]

there is nothing wrong with your life

Agreed. Nice of you to admit it finally.

[Cynical Ninja]

there is nothing wrong with your life

Agreed. Nice of you to admit it finally.

Completely self deluded, how tragic.

Conveniently cherry picking from my quotes no doubt the same way you conveniently cherry pick from the bible. Let me give it a try.

Deuteronomy 22:5 - a woman shall not wear what pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man wear a womans garment, for all who do so are an abomination to thy lord God.

You're an abomination to God homeboy! You learn something new every day.

[Clang McFly]

learn something new every day.

good advice.

[Cynical Ninja]

learn something new every day.

good advice.

It is.

Like before today I suspected you might be an abomination to God but it was nice to get confirmation you are from the written word of God herself.