Great Deal!!

[Middle Finger]

No one quite gets my body pillow love.

[Cynical Ninja]

This was such a fantastic deal, I just had to share it with my new 'friends'!!!

/sarcasm

I probably should have put this under 'humor', but put it here instead, in case people took the opportunity to bash on $cientology for a while.

As for my opinion, this email pretty much sums up how I feel about them.

I mean seriously, what the HELL are they thinking? $450 for a pair of cheesy bookends? 'Bronze finished'??? For that price they should be solid bronze.

I think I'm tired of hearing about people whining that they got ripped off by the CO$ (that stands for 'Church of $cientology, for those of you not 'in the know'). People stupid enough to spend that kind of money for bullshit like this deserve to be soaked. Hell, give me their contact info. I'd like to sell them a 'lifetime computer service package' for ONLY $1.5M!

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Hello SyberBitch,

In case you didn't receive my last notice, I just came across an extra few sets
of these special edition bookends and wanted to let you know...

See below - it is an image of a pair of exquisite, deluxe edition, bronze finished
statues of the lions which is our traditional symbol of standard tech. There are less than 8 in our warehouse and we will not be making more of these.
I would only recommend them to people who, like yourself, really pride themselves
in having a complete LRH library.

They are normally placed end to end with the Tech Volumes but they can be used
for any LRH materials.

The price is ONLY $450 USD for the set and this includes shipping & handling.

If you are interested, please order right here:
http://www.lrh-books.com/order.php?item=bookends

Or you can order by calling:

Direct Office Phone: (323) 899-1034
Bridge Reception: (800) 722-1733
Sincerely,
Patrick Howson
Mail Order Manager
Bridge Publications, Inc.






© 2009 Bridge Publications, Inc. All Rights Reserved.

Scientology, Dianetics, LRH, and L. Ron Hubbard are trademarks and service marks
owned by Religious Technology Center and are used with its permission. Bridge
Publications, Inc is a registered trademark and service mark in California and
is owned by Bridge Publications, Inc.

Mailed from 4751 Fountain Ave, Los Angeles, CA, 90029.

Yes what a fucking scoop!, Scientology is bad and exploits people emotionally and financially.

What is your next stunning revelation going to be?, bear shits in woods?, pope declares interest in Catholicism?

[AnonyMoose]

No one quite gets my body pillow love.

Most folks don't have washing machines big enough to wash the stains out of the body pillow.

[SyberBitch]

Yes what a fucking scoop!, Scientology is bad and exploits people emotionally and financially.

What is your next stunning revelation going to be?, bear shits in woods?, pope declares interest in Catholicism?

It wasn't a 'revelation', Ordinary Dumbshit, it was an opportunity to poke fun at their sad attempt to soak money from their followers, and something most people would never see who are not actually a part of the group.

I guess I should have dumbed down the post even more, so as not to confuse those mentally challenged who might not understand the point of the post. ::rollseyes::

[Cynical Ninja]

Yes what a fucking scoop!, Scientology is bad and exploits people emotionally and financially.

What is your next stunning revelation going to be?, bear shits in woods?, pope declares interest in Catholicism?

It wasn't a 'revelation', Ordinary Dumbshit, it was an opportunity to poke fun at their sad attempt to soak money from their followers, and something most people would never see who are not actually a part of the group.

I guess I should have dumbed down the post even more, so as not to confuse those mentally challenged who might not understand the point of the post. ::rollseyes::

Poking fun at Scientology is like shooting fish in a barrel, if you want to make a real point pick a more elusive and challenging target.

[AnonyMoose]

Three of the shadow people in my head are Scientologists. Two are Catholics, and five are Muslims. I take medicine that makes sure none of the shadow people are Jews; because I fucking hate Jews and wish they were exterminated from the world. This is why I loved Arafat - he promised to push all of the Jews into the sea.

You must have been bummed that Hitler didn't take England.

[SyberBitch]

Poking fun at Scientology is like shooting fish in a barrel, if you want to make a real point pick a more elusive and challenging target.

The same could be said for pretty much any 'organized religion' (though Scientology fails to really qualify under that category), or heck things like making fun of politicians, or pretty much anything people regularly make fun of.

If everything we mocked had to be 'original', this place would be a graveyard. I haven't seen you starting threads to mock 'elusive and challenging targets'. ::wait::

[Cynical Ninja]

Poking fun at Scientology is like shooting fish in a barrel, if you want to make a real point pick a more elusive and challenging target.

The same could be said for pretty much any 'organized religion' (though Scientology fails to really qualify under that category), or heck things like making fun of politicians, or pretty much anything people regularly make fun of.

If everything we mocked had to be 'original', this place would be a graveyard. I haven't seen you starting threads to mock 'elusive and challenging targets'. ::wait::

No, there is certainly nothing elusive or challenging about you that's for sure.

You should go over to 24, the scientologist's have their own forum there! Something to really sink your teeth into.

[newbiecollector]

If everything we mocked had to be 'original', this place would be a graveyard. I haven't seen you starting threads to mock 'elusive and challenging targets'. ::wait::

Be careful Sy..............Don't upset Poofy. They only got him to stop bed wetting a few months ago.

[AnonyMoose]

If everything we mocked had to be 'original', this place would be a graveyard. I haven't seen you starting threads to mock 'elusive and challenging targets'. ::wait::

Be careful Sy..............Don't upset Poofy. They only got him to stop bed wetting a few months ago.

Who is poofy? Poopy?

[Middle Finger]

No one quite gets my body pillow love.

Most folks don't have washing machines big enough to wash the stains out of the body pillow.

I think we've already established that I'm not like "most folks."

[AnonyMoose]

No one quite gets my body pillow love.

Most folks don't have washing machines big enough to wash the stains out of the body pillow.

I think we've already established that I'm not like "most folks."

Rainbow Conch!