PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- BIGGEST ASSHOLE OF THE YEAR...

[FAHQTOO]

You know what HoTD, I don't think I am better than you, but if we both had the opportunity of meeting Elvis, I know who would be more composed and who would be hysterical, and it wouldn't be me. That's all I am saying.

:s wut?

I think that's enough internet for crash for today..

Come on now. This is the best of the internet, or at least the best of Mock...it's what keeps her going.

[HairOfTheDog]

I think aussie is trying to cajole me into touring Graceland with her.

Or, maybe it's just my suspicious mind at play.

[FAHQTOO]

I think aussie is trying to cajole me into touring Graceland with her.

Or, maybe it's just my suspicious mind at play.

If she's willing to foot the bill, go for it. We want it all on video.

[HairOfTheDog]

That would be a funny tourist pair-up; odd couple for sure.

We could go dutch, but she might need a lot of bar money.

I could see aussie getting me drunk and talking me into wearing a studded white jumpsuit, or a Priscilla bouffant, or blue suede shoes, or something crazy like that and snapping all kinds of pics. She conniving.

[Midwest Spy]

Well shit...now I have to put the CD in. It's been years.

That entire CD is good music. I hardly ever like an entire CD of anything unless it's Zeppelin.

3 albums come to mind for me where I enjoy every cut.

1. The Cars - The Cars
2. Boston - Boston
3. Tears For Fears - Songs From The Big Chair

[aussiefriend]

That would be a funny tourist pair-up; odd couple for sure.

We could go dutch, but she might need a lot of bar money.

I could see aussie getting me drunk and talking me into wearing a studded white jumpsuit, or a Priscilla bouffant, or blue suede shoes, or something crazy like that and snapping all kinds of pics. She conniving.

You forgot to mention getting abusive and calling them all cuntface.

[HairOfTheDog]

You forgot to mention getting abusive and calling them all cuntface.

That kind of trash talkin' doesn't pass my lips.

Not my style. Neither drunk nor sober. Not even at Graceland (or even Dollywood, for that matter).

Okay..........there's one possible exception where something like that might cross my mind and pass my lips: if we were really really wasted at Nascar. Still, even then, it would be more of a log shot than a slam duck.

[Cynical Ninja]

The cops who keep murdering people and get away with it scot free kinda suck.

Whoops sorry I meant to say Obama and Oprah and all the rest of dem loud mouthed niggers.

[Maggot]

That's OK as a result the police are not handing out as many tickets and are staying away from many things that they once investigated as suspicious, I guess its easier than having to deal with anything that may come up like a person getting mugged or a gas station getting robbed or stuff that could start a riot.

[aussiefriend]

I really like Elvis, I think it's sad how he died and stuff.

[Maggot]

Yeah, that toilet thing hit me the wrong way too.

[aussiefriend]

I don't think a toilet bowl was a contributing factor Maggot.

[Maggot]

It was the last "throne" the King ever sat on. Aussie........Are you lonesome tonight?

[aussiefriend]

Don't be cruel

[aussiefriend]

To a heart that's true

[Maggot]

To a heart that's true

I just thought of who the asshole of the year is.

[HairOfTheDog]

I just thought of who the asshole of the year is.

Who, who......who, who?

I really wanna know.

[Maggot]

I just thought of who the asshole of the year is.

Who, who......who, who?

I really wanna know.

Al Sharpton.

[HairOfTheDog]

That's two votes for Al Sharpton and two votes for Dick Cheney -- tied for the lead.

I wonder what would happen if...
--We took away Dick's gun and ability to revise history,
---And, took away Al's race card and megaphone,
----Then, put 'em in a room to work as a team for 3 days; brainstorming potential solutions to a pressing societal/political problem.

Maybe the assholes could develop something great. But, I suspect instead that without the ability to shoot, lie, bait, or posture, there would only be blank pages after 3 days, and completely different stories as to why they made no progress.

[Duchess]

I'd like to nominate Ann Coulter as asshole of the decade.