If Mock were a country...

[cannongal]

Which Mocker would you vote for to be president, and why?




I would vote for HoTD for her ability to be rational, logical, and remain objective when others are frothing at the mouth. She needs a good running mate though, Maybe Sally to keep things in balance.

[Duchess]

HotD is the voice of reason, no doubt about it, she's brilliant & fair. I'd want Donovan as her running mate, he's equally as smart and he bites, he cares about the little people and he doesn't wear a tinfoil hat.

[aussiefriend]

Yeh, I would probably vote for HoTD too, she knows heaps of shit.

[cannongal]

he's equally as smart and he bites, he cares about the little people and he doesn't wear a tinfoil hat.

Sometimes I wonder where the hell your objectivity ran off to. The other day, I was thinking about starting a GoFundMe for you, to fund a search party.

[Duchess]

Sometimes I wonder where the hell your objectivity ran off to.

I am being objective. Explain what exactly the problem is. Seriously, exactly what is it that I am not being objective about? Is this about Trump?

[cannongal]

Sometimes I wonder where the hell your objectivity ran off to.

Is this about Trump?

No, it's about your secret crush on Dono.

[Duchess]

[Donovan]

Me love you long time, Duchess, don't listen to the haters. Mock is just fine with her current president, although I would be totally down with performing all the duties of first consort to either Duchess or HotD.

Repeatedly.

With gusto.

And Gatorade.

But if the laws of physics and mortality did not apply, Lady Cop would have been the best First President of Mock. That girl was the Queen of hands-on leadership.

[Blindgreed1]

Why does anyone assume that Mock would be a democracy? It's a monarchy and Duchess is the queen.

[sally]

I don't trust a woman to run the country so I'd go with Maggot and Clang as his running mate. Clang would just be there to add a womanly touch, not actually run anything.

[cannongal]

Why does anyone assume that Mock would be a democracy? It's a monarchy and Duchess is the queen.

Britain was a monarchy once, too.

Besides, I have a new fantasy about Mock....It's an island where the men are rubbed down with Olive oil, and made to stand on chunks of Granite, posing like Greek gods. Except bg, he's going to be tied nekkid to a tree and have peanut butter regularly applied to his balls. With lot's of large puppies around him, puppies love peanut butter.

[Blindgreed1]

I don't trust a woman to run the country so I'd go with Maggot and Clang as his running mate. Clang would just be there to add a womanly touch, not actually run anything.

[Blindgreed1]

Why does anyone assume that Mock would be a democracy? It's a monarchy and Duchess is the queen.

Britain was a monarchy once, too.

Besides, I have a new fantasy about Mock....It's an island where the men are rubbed down with Olive oil, and made to stand on chunks of Granite, posing like Greek gods. Except bg, he's going to be tied nekkid to a tree and have peanut butter regularly applied to his balls. With lot's of large puppies around him, puppies love peanut butter.

*pops a cyanide pill*

[Maggot]

HOTD would make a good president but Dono would end up nuking some country when she told him to go make a sandwich.

[HairOfTheDog]

I don't trust a woman to run the country so I'd go with Maggot and Clang as his running mate. Clang would just be there to add a womanly touch, not actually run anything.

Behind every great man is a great man dressed like a lady?

For some reason, this pic popped in my head when I read your nominations.



I could vote for the Clanggot ticket, IF Clang invests in a nice set of 3-string pearls, promises to take his responsibilities seriously, and passes the spelling test. No potatoe head stuff.

If you were elected President, I could proudly serve in your administration, even though you have a vagina. But, I make Jeb Bush look like the energizer bunny. I'd rather be appointed your Mock Sec of State or Attorney General or something more behind-the-scenes like that.

[Maggot]

She's on the one dollar peso.

[Duchess]

Me love you long time, Duchess, don't listen to the haters. Mock is just fine with her current president, although I would be totally down with performing all the duties of first consort to either Duchess or HotD.

Repeatedly.

With gusto.

And Gatorade.

But if the laws of physics and mortality did not apply, Lady Cop would have been the best First President of Mock. That girl was the Queen of hands-on leadership.

BayBay

I've waited a long time to do that and thanks to CG uncovering my dirty, little secret I can now do it openly and with great pleasure. *sigh* I've fantasized of social intercourse with you. I've imagined the big words you'd use on me and the thrill of googling every one of them.

What's your favorite flavor of Gatorade, honey?

[sally]

Oh puke. Neither one of you assholes would be president under my watch. I'd rather vote for HotD and BG and watch the whole country blow up while they're arguing the facts.

[Duchess]

Shhh. Go make me some antipasto.

[sally]

Shhh. Go make me some antipasto.

You're not allowed to have antipasto, you're a vegetarian. None for you. Or your freak boyfriend Donovan.