If Mock were a country...

[Duchess]

I just want the salad & cheese. House Italian will be fine. Some crunchy type bread would be good too. Mmmmm

[Blindgreed1]

Oh puke. Neither one of you assholes would be president under my watch. I'd rather vote for HotD and BG and watch the whole country blow up while they're arguing the facts.

Give me the codes and this shit is over.

[Donovan]

HOTD would make a good president but Dono would end up nuking some country when she told him to go make a sandwich.

Liberals aren't threatened by strong women. That's your side.

[Donovan]

Shhh. Go make me some antipasto.

You're not allowed to have antipasto, you're a vegetarian. None for you. Or your freak boyfriend Donovan.

You ain't getting any of this, quit begging.

[sally]

Shhh. Go make me some antipasto.

You're not allowed to have antipasto, you're a vegetarian. None for you. Or your freak boyfriend Donovan.

You ain't getting any of this, quit begging.

No antipasto for you or your whore bride. Don't try to make this about me.

[Clang McFly]

I don't trust a woman to run the country so I'd go with Maggot and Clang as his running mate. Clang would just be there to add a womanly touch, not actually run anything.

Until Maggot had an "accident" and I became President-Emperor of Mocksylvania: The Transcratic State of Clang.

I've gone mad with fictional power! BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Clang McFly]

I don't trust a woman to run the country so I'd go with Maggot and Clang as his running mate. Clang would just be there to add a womanly touch, not actually run anything.

Behind every great man is a great man dressed like a lady?

For some reason, this pic popped in my head when I read your nominations.



I could vote for the Clangott ticket, IF Clang invests in a nice set of 3-string pearls, promises to take his responsibilities seriously, and passes the spelling test. No potatoe head stuff.

If you were elected President, I could proudly serve in your administration, even though you have a vagina. But, I make Jeb Bush look like the energizer bunny. I'd rather be appointed your Mock Sec of State or Attorney General or something more behind-the-scenes like that.

You'd be my puppet. The brains behind my beauty. Wheeeeeeee! Imaginary power has made me delusional as well.

[Maggot]

HOTD would make a good president but Dono would end up nuking some country when she told him to go make a sandwich.

Liberals aren't threatened by strong women. That's your side.

Now I have to go to my "safe place"

[Love Child]

HotD is the voice of reason, no doubt about it, she's brilliant & fair. I'd want Donovan as her running mate, he's equally as smart and he bites, he cares about the little people and he doesn't wear a tinfoil hat.

HotD wouldn't be able to handle someone writing speeches for her. I vote Duchess for Pres and HotD for Vice Pres. Sally would definitely have a position in office and Dono too.

Aussie would head up the military.

[sally]

Until Maggot had an "accident" and I became President-Emperor of Mocksylvania: The Transcratic State of Clang.

I've gone mad with fictional power! BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!

That's what he gets for constantly telling you to shut up and just look pretty.

[Maggot]

Until Maggot had an "accident" and I became President-Emperor of Mocksylvania: The Transcratic State of Clang.

I've gone mad with fictional power! BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!

That's what he gets for constantly telling you to shut up and just look pretty.

Just make it quick, none of that thrombosis crap. Maybe some nice carbon monoxide. Anything but Love childs "Isle of Lesbos" using poor Dono to become a sperm bank. Using all the male's as slaves to do the dishes, walk the dogs and take care of the old ones diapers..........And,and........make sandwiches!!!

[sally]

But if the laws of physics and mortality did not apply, Lady Cop would have been the best First President of Mock. That girl was the Queen of hands-on leadership.

She also liked to hit the bottle which puts her in with me and Aussie. Not to mention a few other boozers. They all liked to get smashed.


Buzz Aldrin, astronaut and 2^nd man on the moon
Mustafa Kemal Atatürk, founder of the Republic of Turkey
Ludwig van Beethoven, German composer and pianist
Goran Bregovic, Yugoslavian singer
Lord Byron, English writer and poet
Winston Churchill, British prime minister in World War II
Cleopatra, last Egyptian pharaoh
William the Conqueror, first Norman king of England
Gerard Depardieu, French actor
Charles Dickens, English writer
Pat Eddery, Irish jockey
Elizabeth, Queen Mother of the U.K.
Benjamin Franklin, ‘Founding Father’ of the United States
Yuri Gagarin, Russian cosmonaut
André the Giant, French wrestler
Vincent van Gogh, Dutch painter
Ulysses S. Grant, General in the American Civil War and US president
Alexander the Great, conqueror from ancient Greece
Peter the Great, the Russian tsar of partying
Václav Havel, Czech dissident and president
Ernest Hemingway, American writer
Billy Joel, American singer-songwriter
Stephen King, American writer
Shane MacGowan, Irish singer of the Pogues
Ferdinand Magellan, Portugese explorer
Mickey Mantle, American baseball player
Karl Marx, German founder of communism
Nero, Roman emperor
Pablo Picasso, Spanish painter
Grigori Rasputin, Russian mystic and advisor to the imperial family
Babe Ruth, American baseball player
Selim II, Sultan of the Ottoman Empire
Frank Sinatra, American singer and movie star
Jan van Speijk, captain of the Dutch fleet and national hero
Jozef Stalin, leader of the Soviet Union
Jan Steen, painter in the Dutch ‘Golden Age’
Piotr Ilyich Tchaikovski, Russian composer
Nikola Tesla, Serbian inventor
Tiberius, Roman emperor
Mark Twain, American writer
Boris Yeltsin, Russia’s first president

[aussiefriend]

I think Maggot would be a good media spokesperson. He would be the ultimate spin doctor. He could just speak in fluent Maggot and no one would be none the wiser of what the hell was going on.

[HairOfTheDog]

You'd be my puppet. The brains behind my beauty. Wheeeeeeee! Imaginary power has made me delusional as well.

We'll take up where Pinky and The Brain left off, only we'll actually accomplish the goal.



In our modern day RL version, Pinky's a beautiful cross-dressing guy and The Brain is a chick. I like it.

[HairOfTheDog]

HotD wouldn't be able to handle someone writing speeches for her.

That's true.

Few things really irritate me; people putting words in my mouth is one of those few things.

If the Clang/Dog ticket wins the election, I'll be writing speeches for him and aussie will be his personal stylist. That could be fun.

[cannongal]

Hmm....
The HoTD/Dono ticket or Maggot/clang... Tough choice for sure.

I'd need to hear where you stand on the issues-

1. Should Clang wear white after Labor Day?

2. What is the emergency plan if Love Child falls off the mountain?

3. Will there be educational opportunities available, such as a cooking class for Duchess?

[Duchess]

Dear God I hope not. I don't care if y'all want a cooking class but you're not making me participate. Noooo

[Clang McFly]

You'd be my puppet. The brains behind my beauty. Wheeeeeeee! Imaginary power has made me delusional as well.

We'll take up where Pinky and The Brain left off, only we'll actually accomplish the goal.



In our modern day RL version, Pinky's a beautiful cross-dressing guy and The Brain is a chick. I like it.

NARF!

[Clang McFly]

Hmm....
The HoTD/Dono ticket or Maggot/clang... Tough choice for sure.

I'd need to hear where you stand on the issues-

1. Should Clang wear white after Labor Day?

2. What is the emergency plan if Love Child falls off the mountain?

3. Will there be educational opportunities available, such as a cooking class for Duchess?

I'd never wear white even before Labor Day. My favorite dress/underwear colors are red, blue, and black.

[Clang McFly]

HotD wouldn't be able to handle someone writing speeches for her.

That's true.

Few things really irritate me; people putting words in my mouth is one of those few things.

If the Clang/Dog ticket wins the election, I'll be writing speeches for him and aussie will be his personal stylist. That could be fun.

You'll be touching up my speeches and spellchecking them. Since I've been writing letters at work I've grown a lot more confident in my writing ability.